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KaeKae aka Kiersten is a girl, has been a member since January 4, 2009, has scored 195 submissions, giving an average score of 2.33, helping 6 designs get printed.

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Feb 19 '09 by KaeKae
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i feel like H E double hockey stix

i have a never ending cold that refuses to DIE.

i have tried the following:

-water
-vitamins
-DayQuil
-super soft Kleenex
-sleeping in
-soup
-pizza with extra cheese
-old Seinfeld reruns
-Twin Peaks Gold Boxset
-my Far side Collection:

-Calvin & Hobbes Collection:

-complaining to friends and family
-leaving :( at the end of emails/texts complaining that im not feeling well
-procrastinating work by making useless lists
-watching Youtube videos of kittens
-listening to Hall & Oates
-making doodles of what my germs look like

any other remedies i havent thought of?

advice much appreciated.

MercuryComet on Feb 19 '09 at 2:57pm

A cold beer usually works for me.

MercuryComet on Feb 19 '09 at 3:01pm

actually, make that a couple of beers.

KaeKae on Feb 19 '09 at 3:02pm

i guess it IS happy hour somewhere in the world..

againstbound on Feb 19 '09 at 3:09pm

No idea, but that sucks. How long have you had it? I remember once in high school I had a bad cough that lasted about 2 months, bad cough.

KaeKae on Feb 19 '09 at 3:11pm

ive had it for about 2 weeks, but i feel like its getting worse..

i have the red, snotty nose of a 1st greader. grooooossss.

KaeKae on Feb 19 '09 at 3:12pm

opps, i meant 1st GRADER..

(i lost my ability to spell at art school)

mezo on Feb 19 '09 at 3:14pm

Eat a lot of oranges.

againstbound on Feb 19 '09 at 3:17pm

Sleep for a day straight, maybe?

canadianbeaver on Feb 19 '09 at 3:20pm

try swearing for real

KaeKae on Feb 19 '09 at 3:22pm

yeah im going to try that as soon as i can.. but i have deadlines that are killin' me. stupid work.

againstbound on Feb 19 '09 at 3:24pm

Listen to lots of stoner rock, I've been doing that since the weekend and I don't have the slightest sign of a cold, so it must be working.

PogoLightning on Feb 19 '09 at 3:25pm

this is a common trend among the blogs...ahaha.

i made a sick blog like yesterday.

hope you feel better !

KaeKae on Feb 19 '09 at 3:29pm

so maybe it was you, Pogo, that gave this to me!!

haha.

get well, get well soon!

olie! on Feb 19 '09 at 3:42pm

I think you've tried everything I could possibly suggest.

The only thing I think I can do is send you get well wishes with the psychic powers of my mind.

KaeKae on Feb 19 '09 at 3:43pm

i think that could cure me olie!

please do.

kellybellydotnet on Feb 20 '09 at 9:30am

Tequila.

sweet n sour on Feb 20 '09 at 9:42am

Puffincat make all better!

TheInfamousBaka on Feb 20 '09 at 9:44am

Hot tottie! Seriously, it works.

Ingredients:

* 3/4 cup black tea

* shot of whiskey

* squirt of lemon

* teaspoon of honey

* cinnamon stick

Directions

1. microwave your black tea until hot. allow to steep for a little less than you would ordinarily.

2. add the honey and the lemon, stir with the cinnamon stick. now the whiskey and stir again.

3. enjoy!

KaeKae on Feb 20 '09 at 9:49am

that sounds delicious!

im totally trying this.

DaniellesGarden on Feb 20 '09 at 9:51am

zicam works.

KaeKae on Feb 20 '09 at 9:52am

is that the clear liquid medicine?

DaniellesGarden on Feb 20 '09 at 9:57am

i get dissolvable tablets, if you take them as directed you will feel better in no time. theraflu also helps to cover up the symptoms in the meantime, it tastes god awful but helps.

KaeKae on Feb 20 '09 at 10:00am

uggghh, theraflu is so hard to get down.. one time i tried the "apple cinnamon" and literally trew it up 30 seconds later..

thanks for the zicam tip!

Mattyland on Feb 21 '09 at 8:06pm

Thank you for your support of my little hamburger.

On the subject of hamburger's and you impending illness, might I suggest a temporary change in diet? Most people are allergic to dairy, wheat, as well as meat products. You might avoid pizza(which contains dairy which creates mucus) and throw in a few extra oranges.

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