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colorfool
colorfool aka Axel Christ is a 35.34 year old boy, has been a member since January 4, 2009, has scored 259 submissions, giving an average score of 2.86, helping 10 designs get printed.
My pillow talk mostly is about goose down.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
Only nutcases put important knowledge in a nutshell.
of 68 votes, 24% like it
On bright, sunny days, nature reminds me of video games.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
Squirrels only get food if it's in a nutshell.
of 76 votes, 16% like it
Floor clocks are the easiest to rock around.
of 73 votes, 19% like it
Money makes me go around the world.
of 49 votes, 71% like it
The first moon landing stayed unknown since I forgot the flag.
of 48 votes, 52% like it
Reading between the lines told me a lot about line spacing.
of 56 votes, 66% like it
Nuts for dummies shouldn't be in a nutshell.
of 40 votes, 35% like it
The first moon landing was kept quiet because I forgot the flag.
of 46 votes, 57% like it
Do vampires appear in web-cams?
of 50 votes, 48% like it
If I wanted to rock around the clock, I'd put it on the floor.
of 56 votes, 59% like it
Real vampires don't have good styling. They can't use mirrors.
of 48 votes, 44% like it
Vampires use pocket mirrors to scan the crowd for humans.
of 46 votes, 46% like it
Instant party. Just add drinks.
of 52 votes, 46% like it
Constructive criticism is less fun.
of 58 votes, 64% like it
Plate tectonics can make setting the table difficult.
of 63 votes, 62% like it
QWERTY is my type.
of 70 votes, 47% like it
Astronomers often know nothing about movie stars.
of 74 votes, 62% like it
I've never read a dictionary, I am waiting for the movie.
of 82 votes, 65% like it
I can tell you true stories based on virtual reality.
of 57 votes, 46% like it
Peaceful discussion can turn into a fight, Wanna discuss? WANNA?
of 56 votes, 52% like it
I don't judge books by their cover, I just look at the price.
of 80 votes, 71% like it
You can't expect fresh air on such an old planet.
of 75 votes, 68% like it
During headstands deep thoughts are above me.
of 57 votes, 54% like it
Deep thought is way below me.
of 47 votes, 34% like it
Every time history repeats itself the special effects get better.
of 100 votes, 74% like it
History: Now casting for the next rerun.
of 68 votes, 46% like it
I found the carcass of a long forgotten monster under the bed.
of 72 votes, 58% like it
I always enjoy a good mating dance.
of 57 votes, 53% like it
Sometimes I bump into walls in search for the hidden level.
of 99 votes, 82% like it
Ignore shiny stuff. Go straight for the extra life.
of 67 votes, 61% like it
Cats do all those crazy stunts to gain extra lives.
of 75 votes, 63% like it
Deep thoughts are for divers.
of 62 votes, 45% like it
A good ruler knows how to draw the line.
of 86 votes, 62% like it
There often is a fine line between a ruler and a pen.
of 67 votes, 45% like it
I sang and danced but the jury still demanded the truth.
of 62 votes, 55% like it
I copy cats. Meow.
of 93 votes, 65% like it
DNA makes me feel all twisted inside.
of 82 votes, 66% like it
Shut up or I will cite you out of context.
of 86 votes, 71% like it
My mating dance combines ballet and polka elements.
of 71 votes, 58% like it
Keeping monsters requires at least 15 cm of bed to floor space.
of 82 votes, 65% like it
Writer's Block: The Solo Of Awkward Silence
of 79 votes, 63% like it
Formulas are as easy as 1/a + b² * 3/c
of 74 votes, 57% like it
Even pessimists are more then half full of water.
of 81 votes, 64% like it
Nanotech: The art of very small achievements
of 69 votes, 52% like it
I don't think I'm a bad person, the background music is normal.
of 80 votes, 66% like it
Why think if you can just jump to conclusions?
of 75 votes, 59% like it
xerotic is a very misleading term
of 68 votes, 46% like it
Xylophones make great ring tones.
of 65 votes, 45% like it
Bad health insurance keeps the doctor away, too.
of 80 votes, 58% like it
It's time to name it Earth 2.0 (beta)
of 64 votes, 47% like it
I am full of resources. Mainly water.
of 95 votes, 75% like it
Somersaults are way more difficult since birth.
of 66 votes, 55% like it
the grass was greener before other-side tourism
of 67 votes, 43% like it
Penguins, be afraid: Some day polar bears might become bipolar.
of 74 votes, 47% like it
Paparazzi & Mamarazzi mostly focus on the kids.
of 64 votes, 44% like it
Lawn mowing is harder on the other side.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
cheap guitars, no strings attached
of 73 votes, 66% like it
I wanted to do good but couldn't decide on a ribbon color.
of 51 votes, 49% like it
The fly princess kissed the frog. That was a bit naive.
of 53 votes, 38% like it
I am a prince now but I still have this hunger for flies.
of 63 votes, 57% like it
Without God it would just be Zilla.
of 77 votes, 65% like it
Earth's Rotation Makes Me Feel Real Fast.
of 56 votes, 54% like it
Focusing is for cameras.
of 72 votes, 60% like it
So first I have to find the haystack?
of 77 votes, 62% like it
Considering Earth's Rotation, Running Might Slow You Down.
of 64 votes, 41% like it
Tea is not my cup of coffee.
of 88 votes, 64% like it
Spell Checkers are for Wizards
of 72 votes, 64% like it
One giant leap for me, no noticeable change for mankind.
of 103 votes, 72% like it
I base all my true stories on popular movies.
of 72 votes, 46% like it
You can subscribe to this conversation by giving me your number.
of 66 votes, 48% like it
Let's flood all spammers with individual, thoughtful messages!
of 67 votes, 51% like it
I went out because my TV hates being watched.
of 64 votes, 48% like it
Springtime makes me lazy in a fresh and dynamic way.
of 72 votes, 64% like it
If love is the key then keyboards are complicated.
of 57 votes, 37% like it
Hybrid technology: I run on water, coffee or beer.
of 65 votes, 52% like it
I (brain) damage
of 59 votes, 44% like it
My car runs on gas, I walk on water.
of 71 votes, 54% like it
If love is the key then keyboards are some kind of group thing.
of 64 votes, 45% like it
Wireless cables! They are everywhere!
of 67 votes, 43% like it
I set my spell checker to a different language. (red underline)
of 71 votes, 54% like it
Hey funky youngster, what's hip these days?
of 65 votes, 58% like it
4 out of 5 statistics jokes are mildly funny.
of 58 votes, 43% like it
The Second Bird Catches The First Worm's Relatives.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
Save Me, I Am Part Of Nature!
of 58 votes, 40% like it
The shirt I really wanted was sold out.
of 55 votes, 47% like it
Grabbity: The Force That Makes Things Stay Close To Me.
of 71 votes, 46% like it
My entire team uses a special substance to enhance Fair Play.
of 56 votes, 46% like it
How's my walking? Don't dial anything, just tell me.
of 75 votes, 51% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
4 out of 5 statistics jokes are mildly amusing.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
9 out of 10 are mainstream.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
A crate of apples and good aim keep the doctor at a distance.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
A polar bear meets a penguin. Both hate the zoo.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Abracadabra, you believe in Hocus Pocus.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Am I in the original History still or is this the remake?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
An apple a day gives the doctor a bump on the forehead.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Apes are fine, but descending is the wrong direction!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
At Times I'm a New Roman.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
Bad popcorn, the real movie spoiler.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Bbrdvark would have been awkward to pronounce.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
Behold history in the remaking.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Being common is against common sense.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Bright Daylight, A Time For Aardvark Silence.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
But what if life gives you to a lemon?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
By way of the friend of mine whose friend I am I am my friend
of 26 votes, 15% like it
Ceiling fans, people who are sick of gravity.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
Changing trains is for engineers.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
City Sharks Circle Squares
of 9 votes, 11% like it
City Sharks Like To Circle Squares
of 31 votes, 16% like it
Cool cows prefer musical horns to cowbells.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Cool potatoes prefer lounge chairs.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
Copycats are not the problem. Pastecats are.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
Cowbells have no place in a drum solo.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Cows don't agree with Bruce.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Cows moove me.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
Cows usually don't want more cowbell.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Cushions make things way more bearable for the seat.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Daisy chains rip easily, where's the flower power?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Death gave me lemons, too.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Deep thought is below me.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Deep thoughts go over my head. Am I upside down?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Did the background music just get more dramatic?
of 18 votes, 33% like it
Did you ever wonder why these notes are sticky?
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Discussion can turn into a fight, Wanna discuss? WANNA?
of 7 votes, 29% like it
DNA makes me feel all twisted.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
Does the fortune expire together with the cookie?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Does this shirt make it easier for you to judge me?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Don't change trains. They work.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Don't cover a judge with books.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
Don't expect anything deep on such a thin shirt.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
Don't Worry: My Monster Will Only Slay For A While
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Egg for breakfast, roadkill for breakslow.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Elevators make descending from apes easier.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Encyclopedias kill curiosity.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
Equations are as easy as A * B / C = 123
of 14 votes, 29% like it
Eve of Destruction and Adam of Construction never got along.
of 52 votes, 40% like it
Even strangers are not always perfect.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
Even very deep thought still goes over my head...
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Everybody depends on the floor, but the ceiling has more fans.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Fat people used escalators to descend from the ape.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Fishing for compliments. With DYNAMITE.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Flies have to take Walking Coats literally. They block the wings.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Follow The Misleader!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Formulas are as easy as 1/a + b² * c/3
of 21 votes, 38% like it
Free medicine is dead. Lycopersicum is dead. Rainbows are stupid.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Fungus, the ultimate spoiler.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
fuzzy, but without logic
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Genetics! Now we can copy the cats!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
Getting older makes me feel advanced.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Got a question? I have an answering machine!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Green color is toxic, too.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Handballs Are Creepy
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Hard popcorn, the universal movie spoiler.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
He's an mp3 server hero, got screen reflections in his eyes.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
History's original cast always dies before the rerun.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
History: Now casting for the next remake.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Hoover Dam: A beaver's proof that God exists!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Hostages never take my random notes seriously.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
How can deep thoughts go over my head?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
How do you like my mating dance?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
I (heart) massage in case of emergency
of 17 votes, 18% like it
I am a beautiful prince! That proves that you kissed me!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I am as fast as a bullet. As long as nobody shoots.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
I am very resourceful. Mainly water.
of 24 votes, 46% like it
I ate the gingerbread house while the witch was baking kids.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I Believe in Fairy Tales. Happily. Ever Since.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I Bought This Shirt Online During Work Time.
of 81 votes, 35% like it
I bump into stuff in search for extra lives.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I call my sweat nano-coating.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
I can see color, hear sound, even taste flavour... freaky.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
I can't talk, I'm a shirt!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
I consume my daily apples for non-health-related reasons.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I Copy Cats
of 9 votes, 22% like it
I counter-copy cats!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I Dare You To A Match Of Peaceful Meditation
of 29 votes, 24% like it
I don't judge a book by its cover, I just check the price.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
I got touched by a handball. Creepy.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I hope the light at the end of the tunnel is energy saving.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
I Like My Tofu Raw!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I LOVE football. How many controllers do you have?
of 35 votes, 34% like it
I love to share. Especially your stuff.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
I make the notes sticky.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
I often ponder why deep thoughts go over my head.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
I only beat the path if it really did something wrong.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I Process Food!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I sang and I danced but the jury still demanded the truth.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
I simply judge you by your appearance.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
I Speak Accent As A Second Language.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
I Speak Your Accent As A Second Language.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
I Spoil Movies!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
I started by burning haystacks, now I sell needles.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
I still have a can of primordial soup. It's expired, though.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
I sweat a sophisticated nano-coating.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I think I am upside down because deep thought goes over my head.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I tried wound spray but it didn't seem to harm the thugs.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
I try to go out but every time I click exit nothing much happens.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
I want 1M scoops of ice cream in small, unused cones.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I Want To Die By Joyous Celebration
of 34 votes, 29% like it
I wanted to do good but all ribbon colors were taken.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
I was touched by inspiration. I filed a complaint.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
I will use fake teeth when it is time to bite the dust.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
I'm a big spender as long as it doesn't concern money.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I'm allergic to my power animal.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
I'm allergic to the animal in me.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
I'm getting nondescript ovations wherever I go.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I'm late because selecting this shirt took time.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
I'm looking for myself. Don't spoil it.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
I'm not a bad person, the background music didn't change.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
I'm not average, I'm an extremely small giant.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
I'm not gonna descend from that ape without an escalator.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
I'm nuts. I was cracked up to be.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I'm the one who bends the bananas.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
If "Whoa!" counts, then divers do have deep thoughts.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
If a unicorn hug was clumsy, I'd rather drop my box of plans.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
If death gives you lemons, it's too late to do much.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
If death gives you lemons, it's too late.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
If death gives you lemons, use them as a room spray.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
If history doesn't repeat itself, you can't read this twice.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
If I wanted to rock around the clock, I wouldn't hang it.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
If I was doing something evil there would be dramatic music.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
If scolding provokes giggles, check your back for sticky notes.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
If the best before date is unknown, eat fast!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
If the expiry date is unknown, eat fast!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
If the internet wouldn't work, I would understand technology.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
If we keep descending, it will bring us down.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
If you are a diver, deep thoughts might go over your head.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
If you can read this it is summertime!
of 37 votes, 30% like it
If you want to be in the spot light, buy one.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Ignore coins. Go straight for the extra life.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
In mirrors, this message might appear alongside other messages.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
In my third job, I bend bananas.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
In peaceful times I am as quick as a bullet.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
In the realm of mites, wizards are more mity.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Instant party, just add free beer.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Instant party. Just don't add water.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
Ironically, there isn't much room to breathe in space.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
It takes a great wizard to summon a spell checker.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
It would be fency if this shirt was made of wire!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
It's a fact that the losing team didn't take my advice.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
It's more difficult to win with a dry dress shirt.
of 46 votes, 4% like it
It's my power-animal's mating season!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Judging books by their cover may not be accurate but it's faster!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Judgment Night, Your Last Chance To Party!
of 11 votes, 27% like it
jumbo dwarfs and micro giants unite!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Jumping 1cm higher each year at age 100000 I'll hop into space.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Jumping 1cm higher each year at age 999984 I'll hop into space.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Jumping 1cm higher each year, at age 100000 I'll hop into space.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Jumping to conclusions is faster then thinking!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Jumping to conclusions is the new brain jogging.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
Jury duty doesn't always include laughing at contestants.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Just rulers have equally spaced numbers.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
Keep your nano, I'm still into MEGA!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Laugh at me tender, laugh at me true.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Lawn mowing is always harder on the other side.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
Life 8 is when cats start getting fat.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
Life 8 is when cats start to get fat.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Light showed me I was wrong about the monster. It's not just one.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Literally translating it back to Chinese improves your fortune.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Look cool, feel stupid, resist magic, find me frowning.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Me, I ascended from the apes.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Money distracts me from the endless turning of the world.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Morons beat nerds at beating nerds.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Morons keep beating me at chess. It hurts.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Most Eves are against destruction.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Most people's sense is so common.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
Most peoples sense is so common.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Mountaineers consider rope skipping an extreme sport.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Mouse pads are for female mice.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
mp3 server hero
of 6 votes, 17% like it
mp3 server hero, display reflections in his eyes
of 6 votes, 17% like it
My air unicorn was adhesive like five witty shirts.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
My Brain Operates In A Different Timezone.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
My driver's license is not a driver's license.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
My grapevines have superior sound quality.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
My headache got an Oscar for special side effects.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
My Main Focus Is On Everything
of 19 votes, 21% like it
My mating dance doesn't contain a "wedding" element.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
My mating dance is a modern piece.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
My mating dance will make you swoon!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
My mind seems out of tune. Should it make sounds at all?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
My nano monster truck can crush your nano vehicle!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
My notes to self are all very sticky.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
My pillow talk is mostly about goose down.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
My pizza parlor is more grand then your pizza shop.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
My power animal is fluffy. It makes me cough.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
My prejudices are based on your shirt.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
My tailor's "deep pockets" plan didn't convince me.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
My tailor's plan for getting deep pockets didn't convince me.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
My trip adviser seems to be against drugs.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Nanotech: Hype word for "very small achievements"
of 12 votes, 33% like it
Nanotech: Making tiny achievements sound great!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
Nerds beat morons at nearly everything. But morons beat nerds.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Nerds turn soccer into football just by stretching the sphere.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Never eat a fortune cookie after the best before date.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
No matter if it's brown or white: Bear is a racist term.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
No one ever sang a song about Adam of Construction.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Non-Processed Food Processor
of 12 votes, 33% like it
Not every jury can be conviced by song.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
not so perfect & not so strange
of 28 votes, 25% like it
Note to self: Hi!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Notes to self are often sticky.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
Now casting for the history rerun.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
On a skateboard your pulse can even go front and back.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
On the Eve of Destruction sits a hat with daisy flowers.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Once I had thrown my encyclopedia, curiosity killed me easily.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Once I'm an astronaut, I want to visit the movie stars!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Once the background music changes, beware!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Once you know someone is strange he's not a stranger anymore.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
One giant leap for me, no noticeable advance for mankind.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
Only a mighty wizard can summon a good spell checker.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Only a very evolved fungus can spoil movies.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Only Bipolar Bears Know Penguins.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Only females can be Ms. Leading.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
Only strangers are perfect.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
Ovations don't like to stand all the time, either.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Ovations Hate Standing!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Owls Are Great Hooters
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Paparazzi and astronomers are on the lookout for colliding stars.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
Paparazzi and astronomers love collapsing stars.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Parking is a state of mind.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Peaceful discussion can turn into a fight. Discuss.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Plate tectonics make setting the table difficult.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
Plate tectonics rock my cupboard.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Polar Bears Love Pole Dancing
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Pole dancing is difficult because of the bear attacks.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Pole dancing is difficult because of the ice.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Popcorn can spoil a movie without being there.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Potted plants: rooted nomads.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Primordial soup is a great energy drink!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Print is not a defect but a natural trait of cotton shirts.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Putting the planets so far apart is bad level design.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Quotes. Making "normal" words less profane.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
Reading between the lines told me a lot about space.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Riding unicycles is easier when they lie flat.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Rock climbers agree: rope skipping is no fun.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
running shoes are impractical
of 29 votes, 31% like it
Seat cushions make things way more bearable for the seat.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
Sense is not as common as it should be.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
Sense is one of the few things where "common" is good.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Shake it like you're old.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Shake it like you're tottery.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Shy cows like to practice with a muted bell, first.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Since the cape keeps blocking the wings, Superfly has to walk.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
Singing and dancing won't win over every jury.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Small fish die of a natural cause. Bigger fish eat them!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
Some notes are way more sticky then others.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Someday the beaten path is going to strike back!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Special people sometimes lack common sense.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Spiders don't fall for web design. They like the juicy content!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Springtime makes me lazy in a fresh way.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
Squeezed to a pulp, still with pieces. Orange juice!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Standing Ovations. Sounds Static.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Staying ahead of the game makes finding seats easier.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
Sticky notes are disgusting.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Stop beating the path!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Stop making Love instead of War, there are Children present!
of 22 votes, 32% like it
Strangers are perfect for what I have in mind.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
Surprisingly my wound spray didn't seem to harm the thugs.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Taking time travel seriously, I'm thinking backwards.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Testing the water with your toe is frowned upon at the bar.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
That turd was already smelly before I stepped in.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
The animal in me died years ago.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
The animal in me is cute.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
The beaten path takes a wrong turn. That's why people hit it.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
The Best Before Date proves that Grandpa is right.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
The Best Before Date proves that things were better back then.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
The best popcorn can be spoilt by a crappy movie.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
The Bipolar Bear Tells Penguin Stories
of 13 votes, 23% like it
The ceiling has more fans then the floor.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
The cows are fatter on the other side.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
The creative half of my brain told me to walk like this.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
The creative half of my brain told me to walk this way.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
The early rat eats rat poison. Then it shortly envies birds.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
The Endgame Is Near!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
The fat cats you see sometimes are those in life nine.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
The first moon landing is unknown since I forgot the flag.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
The grass was greener on the other side, back then.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
The Hoover Dam is no help if you really need to pee.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
The key is to invent the elevator before descending from the ape.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
The light confirmed my fears about monsters under the bed.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
The meaning of this text is no deeper then this shirt.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
The movie in my head certainly is not based on a true story.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
The movie in my head is based on my diary.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
The movie in my head is certainly not based on a true story.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
The music always changes when I enter the scene.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
The nano coating of this shirt makes printing impossible.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
The nano finish of this shirt makes printing impossible.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
The pessimist says that the basement is half full of water.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
The potted plant is always greener on the side facing the window.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
The primordial soup expired before we crawled out.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
The primordial soup has expired.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
The real monster is the one IN the bed.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
The sun was the first solar powered light source.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
The world goes round best with equally distributed money.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
The world-go-round-effect is best with equally distributed money.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
The worst movie spoiler is bad popcorn.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
There is a fine line between a pen and a ruler.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
There is a fine line between things divided by lines.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
There is a galaxy of movie stars somewhere in the projector.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
There is nothing to be read between these lines.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
There often is a fine line between a fineliner and a ruler.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
There's a Déjà vu on the other side. (both sides)
of 13 votes, 23% like it
There's a Déjà vu on the other side. (print this on
of 2 votes, 100% like it
There's mashed cat for breakslow.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
These days keeping the doctor away is not the problem.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
This is on the back because otherwise you would block my view.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
This shirt can't be printed on due to the dirt-repellent coating.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Time flies by when I'm playing frisbee with the clock.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Time flies by while playing clock frisbee.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
To Release Pressure: 1) Open Valve 2) Have Fight With Car Owner
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Two slogans died for this shirt. The other one tried to help.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Ugly vampires are glad not to appear in mirrors.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
Unicycles are quite stable if you take at least three.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Unicycles. Take enough of them and it's quite stable.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Use your imagination to complete this sentence.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Vain vampires stand in front of the mirror in vain.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
valuelessness is a priceless word
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Want deep pockets? Ask your tailor.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
We didn't even complete the first mission of space trading, yet.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Wearing a watch makes me feel like a cyborg.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Wearing glasses is more advanced then having perfect eyesight!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Wet T-shirt contest. (small:)What do you call your laundry day?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Whales always turn the engines off when they watch us.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
What happens to the fortune when the fortune cookie expires?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
When butterflies fart they call it turbo boost.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
When changing trains, make sure they stay functional.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
When I'm an astronaut, I want to visit movie stars!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
When stars collide their Chihuahuas get a chance to mate.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
When stars collide, entertainment is guaranteed.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
When stars collide, fancy accessories fly.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
When stars collide, paparazzi have all the fun.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
When stars collide, sunglasses shatter.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
When stars collide, their Chihuahuas can make friends.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
When stars collide, their Chihuahuas mate.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
Where is the laugh?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
Which version of history are we in?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
While the witch was busy baking kids, I ate her candy house.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
With 70% covered by water this should be planet Mud.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Words don't come. Easy.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
Words on this shirt may appear in close-by mirrors.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Wrinkles are a natural characteristic of a cool shirt.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Wrinkles are a natural characteristic of genuine shirts.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Wrinkles are not a defect but a natural characteristic.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
Years after the kiss, the prince still had this hunger for flies.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
Years later, the prince still had this hunger for flies.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
You can circle squares but you can't square circles.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
You, me, this pole. One of us has to go-go.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
Zebras crossing are dangerous to kids!
of 6 votes, 17% like it

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