4 out of 5 statistics jokes are mildly amusing.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
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9 out of 10 are mainstream.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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A crate of apples and good aim keep the doctor at a distance.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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A polar bear meets a penguin. Both hate the zoo.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Abracadabra, you believe in Hocus Pocus.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Am I in the original History still or is this the remake?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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An apple a day gives the doctor a bump on the forehead.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Apes are fine, but descending is the wrong direction!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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At Times I'm a New Roman.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Bad popcorn, the real movie spoiler.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Bbrdvark would have been awkward to pronounce.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Behold history in the remaking.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Being common is against common sense.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Bright Daylight, A Time For Aardvark Silence.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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But what if life gives you to a lemon?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Ceiling fans, people who are sick of gravity.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Changing trains is for engineers.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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City Sharks Circle Squares
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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City Sharks Like To Circle Squares
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Cool cows prefer musical horns to cowbells.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Copycats are not the problem. Pastecats are.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Cowbells have no place in a drum solo.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Cows don't agree with Bruce.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Cows moove me.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Cows usually don't want more cowbell.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Cushions make things way more bearable for the seat.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Daisy chains rip easily, where's the flower power?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Death gave me lemons, too.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Deep thought is below me.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Deep thoughts go over my head. Am I upside down?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Did the background music just get more dramatic?
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Did you ever wonder why these notes are sticky?
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Discussion can turn into a fight, Wanna discuss? WANNA?
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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DNA makes me feel all twisted.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Does the fortune expire together with the cookie?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Does this shirt make it easier for you to judge me?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Don't change trains. They work.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Don't cover a judge with books.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Don't expect anything deep on such a thin shirt.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Don't Worry:
My Monster Will Only Slay For A While
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Egg for breakfast, roadkill for breakslow.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Elevators make descending from apes easier.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Encyclopedias kill curiosity.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Equations are as easy as A * B / C = 123
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Even strangers are not always perfect.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Even very deep thought still goes over my head...
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Everybody depends on the floor, but the ceiling has more fans.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Fat people used escalators to descend from the ape.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Flies have to take Walking Coats literally. They block the wings.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Follow The Misleader!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Formulas are as easy as 1/a + b² * c/3
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Free medicine is dead. Lycopersicum is dead. Rainbows are stupid.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Fungus, the ultimate spoiler.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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fuzzy, but without logic
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Genetics! Now we can copy the cats!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Getting older makes me feel advanced.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Got a question? I have an answering machine!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Green color is toxic, too.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Handballs Are Creepy
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Hard popcorn, the universal movie spoiler.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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He's an mp3 server hero, got screen reflections in his eyes.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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History's original cast always dies before the rerun.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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History: Now casting for the next remake.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Hoover Dam: A beaver's proof that God exists!
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Hostages never take my random notes seriously.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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How can deep thoughts go over my head?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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How do you like my mating dance?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I (heart) massage in case of emergency
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I am a beautiful prince! That proves that you kissed me!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I am as fast as a bullet. As long as nobody shoots.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I am very resourceful. Mainly water.
of 24 votes, 46% like it
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I ate the gingerbread house while the witch was baking kids.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I Believe in Fairy Tales. Happily. Ever Since.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I bump into stuff in search for extra lives.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I call my sweat nano-coating.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I can see color, hear sound, even taste flavour... freaky.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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I can't talk, I'm a shirt!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I consume my daily apples for non-health-related reasons.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I Copy Cats
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I counter-copy cats!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I Dare You To A Match Of Peaceful Meditation
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I don't judge a book by its cover, I just check the price.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I got touched by a handball. Creepy.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I hope the light at the end of the tunnel is energy saving.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I Like My Tofu Raw!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I LOVE football. How many controllers do you have?
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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I love to share. Especially your stuff.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I make the notes sticky.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I often ponder why deep thoughts go over my head.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I only beat the path if it really did something wrong.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I Process Food!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I sang and I danced but the jury still demanded the truth.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I simply judge you by your appearance.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I Speak Accent As A Second Language.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I Speak Your Accent As A Second Language.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I Spoil Movies!
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I started by burning haystacks, now I sell needles.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I still have a can of primordial soup. It's expired, though.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I sweat a sophisticated nano-coating.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I think I am upside down because deep thought goes over my head.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I tried wound spray but it didn't seem to harm the thugs.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I try to go out but every time I click exit nothing much happens.
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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I want 1M scoops of ice cream in small, unused cones.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I Want To Die By Joyous Celebration
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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I wanted to do good but all ribbon colors were taken.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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I was touched by inspiration. I filed a complaint.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I will use fake teeth when it is time to bite the dust.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a big spender as long as it doesn't concern money.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm allergic to my power animal.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm allergic to the animal in me.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I'm getting nondescript ovations wherever I go.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm late because selecting this shirt took time.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I'm looking for myself. Don't spoil it.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not a bad person, the background music didn't change.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I'm not average, I'm an extremely small giant.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not gonna descend from that ape without an escalator.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm nuts. I was cracked up to be.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm the one who bends the bananas.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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If "Whoa!" counts, then divers do have deep thoughts.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If a unicorn hug was clumsy, I'd rather drop my box of plans.
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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If death gives you lemons, it's too late to do much.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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If death gives you lemons, it's too late.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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If death gives you lemons, use them as a room spray.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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If history doesn't repeat itself, you can't read this twice.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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If I wanted to rock around the clock, I wouldn't hang it.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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If I was doing something evil there would be dramatic music.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If scolding provokes giggles, check your back for sticky notes.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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If the best before date is unknown, eat fast!
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If the expiry date is unknown, eat fast!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If the internet wouldn't work, I would understand technology.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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If we keep descending, it will bring us down.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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If you are a diver, deep thoughts might go over your head.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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If you can read this it is summertime!
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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If you want to be in the spot light, buy one.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Ignore coins. Go straight for the extra life.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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In mirrors, this message might appear alongside other messages.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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In my third job, I bend bananas.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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In peaceful times I am as quick as a bullet.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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In the realm of mites, wizards are more mity.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Instant party, just add free beer.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Instant party. Just don't add water.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Ironically, there isn't much room to breathe in space.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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It takes a great wizard to summon a spell checker.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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It would be fency if this shirt was made of wire!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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It's a fact that the losing team didn't take my advice.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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It's my power-animal's mating season!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Judging books by their cover may not be accurate but it's faster!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Judgment Night, Your Last Chance To Party!
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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jumbo dwarfs and micro giants unite!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Jumping 1cm higher each year at age 100000 I'll hop into space.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Jumping 1cm higher each year at age 999984 I'll hop into space.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Jumping 1cm higher each year, at age 100000 I'll hop into space.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Jumping to conclusions is faster then thinking!
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Jumping to conclusions is the new brain jogging.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Jury duty doesn't always include laughing at contestants.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Just rulers have equally spaced numbers.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Keep your nano, I'm still into MEGA!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Laugh at me tender, laugh at me true.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Lawn mowing is always harder on the other side.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Life 8 is when cats start getting fat.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Life 8 is when cats start to get fat.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Light showed me I was wrong about the monster. It's not just one.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Literally translating it back to Chinese improves your fortune.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Look cool, feel stupid, resist magic, find me frowning.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Me, I ascended from the apes.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Money distracts me from the endless turning of the world.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Morons beat nerds at beating nerds.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Morons keep beating me at chess. It hurts.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Most Eves are against destruction.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Most people's sense is so common.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Most peoples sense is so common.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Mountaineers consider rope skipping an extreme sport.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Mouse pads are for female mice.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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mp3 server hero
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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mp3 server hero, display reflections in his eyes
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My air unicorn was adhesive like five witty shirts.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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My Brain Operates In A Different Timezone.
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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My driver's license is not a driver's license.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My grapevines have superior sound quality.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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My headache got an Oscar for special side effects.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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My Main Focus Is On Everything
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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My mating dance doesn't contain a "wedding" element.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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My mating dance is a modern piece.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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My mating dance will make you swoon!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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My mind seems out of tune. Should it make sounds at all?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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My nano monster truck can crush your nano vehicle!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My notes to self are all very sticky.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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My pizza parlor is more grand then your pizza shop.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My power animal is fluffy. It makes me cough.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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My prejudices are based on your shirt.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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My tailor's "deep pockets" plan didn't convince me.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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My tailor's plan for getting deep pockets didn't convince me.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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My trip adviser seems to be against drugs.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Nanotech: Hype word for "very small achievements"
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Nanotech: Making tiny achievements sound great!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Nerds beat morons at nearly everything. But morons beat nerds.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Nerds turn soccer into football just by stretching the sphere.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Never eat a fortune cookie after the best before date.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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No matter if it's brown or white: Bear is a racist term.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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No one ever sang a song about Adam of Construction.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Non-Processed Food Processor
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Not every jury can be conviced by song.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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not so perfect & not so strange
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Note to self: Hi!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Notes to self are often sticky.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Now casting for the history rerun.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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On a skateboard your pulse can even go front and back.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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On the Eve of Destruction sits a hat with daisy flowers.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Once I had thrown my encyclopedia, curiosity killed me easily.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Once I'm an astronaut, I want to visit the movie stars!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Once the background music changes, beware!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Once you know someone is strange he's not a stranger anymore.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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One giant leap for me, no noticeable advance for mankind.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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Only a mighty wizard can summon a good spell checker.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Only a very evolved fungus can spoil movies.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Only Bipolar Bears Know Penguins.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Only females can be Ms. Leading.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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Only strangers are perfect.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Ovations don't like to stand all the time, either.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Ovations Hate Standing!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Owls Are Great Hooters
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Paparazzi and astronomers are on the lookout for colliding stars.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Paparazzi and astronomers love collapsing stars.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Parking is a state of mind.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Peaceful discussion can turn into a fight. Discuss.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Plate tectonics make setting the table difficult.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Plate tectonics rock my cupboard.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Polar Bears Love Pole Dancing
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Pole dancing is difficult because of the bear attacks.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Pole dancing is difficult because of the ice.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Popcorn can spoil a movie without being there.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Potted plants: rooted nomads.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Primordial soup is a great energy drink!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Print is not a defect but a natural trait of cotton shirts.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Putting the planets so far apart is bad level design.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Reading between the lines told me a lot about space.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Riding unicycles is easier when they lie flat.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Rock climbers agree: rope skipping is no fun.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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running shoes are impractical
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Seat cushions make things way more bearable for the seat.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Sense is not as common as it should be.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Sense is one of the few things where "common" is good.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Shake it like you're old.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Shake it like you're tottery.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Shy cows like to practice with a muted bell, first.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Since the cape keeps blocking the wings, Superfly has to walk.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Singing and dancing won't win over every jury.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Small fish die of a natural cause. Bigger fish eat them!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Some notes are way more sticky then others.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Someday the beaten path is going to strike back!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Special people sometimes lack common sense.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Spiders don't fall for web design. They like the juicy content!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Springtime makes me lazy in a fresh way.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Squeezed to a pulp, still with pieces. Orange juice!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Standing Ovations. Sounds Static.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Staying ahead of the game makes finding seats easier.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Sticky notes are disgusting.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Stop beating the path!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Stop making Love instead of War, there are Children present!
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Strangers are perfect for what I have in mind.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Surprisingly my wound spray didn't seem to harm the thugs.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Taking time travel seriously, I'm thinking backwards.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Testing the water with your toe is frowned upon at the bar.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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That turd was already smelly before I stepped in.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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The animal in me died years ago.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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The animal in me is cute.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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The beaten path takes a wrong turn. That's why people hit it.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The Best Before Date proves that Grandpa is right.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The Best Before Date proves that things were better back then.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The best popcorn can be spoilt by a crappy movie.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The Bipolar Bear Tells Penguin Stories
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The ceiling has more fans then the floor.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The cows are fatter on the other side.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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The creative half of my brain told me to walk like this.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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The creative half of my brain told me to walk this way.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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The early rat eats rat poison. Then it shortly envies birds.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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The Endgame Is Near!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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The fat cats you see sometimes are those in life nine.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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The first moon landing is unknown since I forgot the flag.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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The grass was greener on the other side, back then.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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The Hoover Dam is no help if you really need to pee.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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The key is to invent the elevator before descending from the ape.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The light confirmed my fears about monsters under the bed.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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The meaning of this text is no deeper then this shirt.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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The movie in my head certainly is not based on a true story.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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The movie in my head is based on my diary.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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The movie in my head is certainly not based on a true story.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The music always changes when I enter the scene.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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The nano coating of this shirt makes printing impossible.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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The nano finish of this shirt makes printing impossible.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The pessimist says that the basement is half full of water.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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The potted plant is always greener on the side facing the window.
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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The primordial soup expired before we crawled out.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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The primordial soup has expired.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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The real monster is the one IN the bed.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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The sun was the first solar powered light source.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The world goes round best with equally distributed money.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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The world-go-round-effect is best with equally distributed money.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The worst movie spoiler is bad popcorn.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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There is a fine line between a pen and a ruler.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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There is a fine line between things divided by lines.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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There is a galaxy of movie stars somewhere in the projector.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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There is nothing to be read between these lines.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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There often is a fine line between a fineliner and a ruler.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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There's a Déjà vu on the other side. (both sides)
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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There's a Déjà vu on the other side. (print this on
of 2 votes, 100% like it
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There's mashed cat for breakslow.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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These days keeping the doctor away is not the problem.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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This is on the back because otherwise you would block my view.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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This shirt can't be printed on due to the dirt-repellent coating.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Time flies by when I'm playing frisbee with the clock.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Time flies by while playing clock frisbee.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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To Release Pressure: 1) Open Valve 2) Have Fight With Car Owner
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Two slogans died for this shirt. The other one tried to help.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Ugly vampires are glad not to appear in mirrors.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Unicycles are quite stable if you take at least three.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Unicycles. Take enough of them and it's quite stable.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Use your imagination to complete this sentence.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Vain vampires stand in front of the mirror in vain.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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valuelessness is a priceless word
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Want deep pockets? Ask your tailor.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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We didn't even complete the first mission of space trading, yet.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Wearing a watch makes me feel like a cyborg.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Wearing glasses is more advanced then having perfect eyesight!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Wet T-shirt contest. (small:)What do you call your laundry day?
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Whales always turn the engines off when they watch us.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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What happens to the fortune when the fortune cookie expires?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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When changing trains, make sure they stay functional.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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When I'm an astronaut, I want to visit movie stars!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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When stars collide their Chihuahuas get a chance to mate.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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When stars collide, entertainment is guaranteed.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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When stars collide, fancy accessories fly.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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When stars collide, paparazzi have all the fun.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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When stars collide, sunglasses shatter.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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When stars collide, their Chihuahuas can make friends.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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When stars collide, their Chihuahuas mate.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Where is the laugh?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Which version of history are we in?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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While the witch was busy baking kids, I ate her candy house.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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With 70% covered by water this should be planet Mud.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Words don't come. Easy.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Words on this shirt may appear in close-by mirrors.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Wrinkles are a natural characteristic of a cool shirt.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Wrinkles are a natural characteristic of genuine shirts.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Wrinkles are not a defect but a natural characteristic.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Years after the kiss, the prince still had this hunger for flies.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Years later, the prince still had this hunger for flies.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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You can circle squares but you can't square circles.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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You, me, this pole. One of us has to go-go.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Zebras crossing are dangerous to kids!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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