... I was a fish, swimming upriver to squeeze out some offspring and then die. I met a bear and he gave me a high five and then a low five and some in between fives, for good measure. So I thought "Whew, what an outstandingly friendly bear!". But then the bear seemed to have some mood swing because all of a sudden he tried to eat me alive. Bears... well, BAMMMMM! it went, since the river was also highly frequented by unlicensed hunters. The bear lived on, by the way, the hunter had missed. I fell on the ground, though, and got picked up by the hunter. The last thing I heard the hunter say to his mate while sticking me on a sharpened stick was: "I was in an interesting hypothetical situation the other day..."

... I had really become an astronaut and I was still five years old. They said kids are great for the job because they don't weigh much. They also told me not to talk so that I don't use up all the oxygen. Anyways, during a lengthy conversation with ground control I said: "I was in an interesting hypothetical situation the other day..."

... I was not present in the scene at all but I still told stories to a Chesterfield Sofa, nonetheless. After one especially thrilling anecdote of mine the sofa whooped and said: "That's nothing, dude, I was in an interesting hypothetical situation the other day..."

...I had Rosie O'Donnell and Aretha Franklin sitting on me for 8 hours straight! You'd think that it would be the end for a Chesterfield Sofa, like me, but I ended up in a Thrift Store marked "Famous People Sat On Me...Make An Offer" and while a patron was commenting on my sagging middle I overheard them saying: "I was in an interesting hypothetical situation the other day..."

... I was browsing the blogs at threadless when my computer crashed. Turned out I had parked it on a hillside without pulling the handbrake. After rebooting I got a bluescreen saying: "I was in an interesting hypothetical situation the other day..."

... All my circuits where circular and couldn't connect. Thousands of threads where running wild on their own, producing random data that clogged up my RAM. At the precise moment when the service technician arrived (and completely unnoticed by the world) it contained the complete works of William Shakespeare. The only strange thing was that in my version on page 17 Romeo exclaimed: "I was in an interesting hypothetical situation the other day..."

... My Apple was still having a heated argument with the doctor while the grapes slowly turned into raisins. I prepared for fruit salad at 2000 but it never arrived. When I woke up I exclaimed: "I was in an interesting hypothetical situation the other day..."

So I was laying there, face down on his Shag Rug carpet. I was feeling immense pain in my head and losing the ability to breathe very quickly. I was the winner of a contest in which I was given the chance to have Shaq step on my head for 7 minutes straight, or 1 minute long for 7 days. I obviously chose the second option because that gave me the chance to hang out with Shaq for a week. Everyday for a week, he would stand there, on my head, and try to hold a conversation with me. Unfortunately, I was unable to respond to any of the questions he ever asked me because 1) I couldn't hear anything with his foot on my ear, and 2) I was unable to move my jaw. After 6 days of talking to no one, he finally decided that he wasn't going to try and get to know the person under his shoe, instead he was going to share a story. So my final session with the big man came and like usual, I layed down on his shag rug and he stood on me and said: "I was in an interesting hypothetical situation the other day..."

whoa...



serious resurrection powers there, FlyYes...

hahaha^

Clorfool, you like my story?

AHHH COLORFOOL****

Fly, I don't know if color is still around at all... haven't seen any sign of him in the last couple months, after plenty of regular activity in the early part of the year...

Dang. Well thanks bygrinstow :)

It was a darn fine story, indeed! I have become a rare visitor but that's just because of lack of time, I still think this place is quite fun. So depending on life I might drop by more or less often.

ah, time.



I keep forgetting where I put it, as well....



Nice to see you around, cf!

I can tell you... being a father and having a job can really eat the stuff. But that should both be ok, I'd rather not complain ; )