Votes are like friends without faces.

Faces I wish to lick like a labrador puppy.

Yay!

You, too, can save your slogan with... SAVE-A-SLOGAN! Just post your lesser lob, and watch it turn to a match-and-set ace in this competitive game of mental tennis we call life!

(Warning: Only ailing slogans are permitted for boosting.)

I like the new feature that shows the new slogans.

Very deep, krokun. Very wet, steelplate. Very Yay, Exner. Very likable, Retroludo. Anything else?

Very late, Bygrinstow?

Not any later then me : )

well, I'm hugely late.... I'd have sworn I 'watch'ified this blog when you started it... and then I assumed it had died off...

Anyway, now I'm on board. Still lovin' the slogan stats page.

Darn, my statistics machine hadn't notified me of your absence, yet. I need to make it more mighty.

I'm addicted to the Slogan Statistics blog and now setting irrational "MSQ" goals for myself.
As i delved into the comments to discover the Mystic Secret, I found Colorfool comparing hisown brain to Damascus steel and a muffin simultaneously. You gotta have a license for well-layered similes like that.

My whole slogan processing code ignores every slogan with less then 15 votes. 15 votes are usually achieved by normal voting within 48 hours, so that shouldn't be a problem. The reason is that I don't want these slogans to influence the stats and I also want to give people a chance to delete the really crappy stuff before it appears on the list.

dude, you are soooo smart.

@sparky: The muffin part of my brain doesn't like to remember the Damascus steel thing. It cuts. The Damascus part doesn't seem to have any hard feelings about the muffin, though.

Tip from the side line: if you set your MSQ goal slightly lower then your actual MSQ then it is easier to achieve.

Also I just wanted to suggest to you to raise the MSQ by deleting everything below 30%... but then I found myself voting on your underachievers, instead. Suggestive clothing provides helpful hints. is actually great, as is Trees consider all dogs barkless.

@toopersent: I love the way you drop by from time to time and just say something very positive. Spread the good vibes! You're doing it right!

Also: I blame the finger pointers. is gold! It is short and amazing. It should print!

Thanks, CF. Raise my MSQ all you want that way!

Obviously a master baker forged and folded the manifold layers in your muffin brain.

You should put the definition of the MSQ up there in the main bloggity thing, since I forgot what it was... I found out, but had to search for it...

Just finding more work for you to do! YAY me!

...or not.

I am still like, well, and then I am like, err, and also I am like, mmmm. You know. If it ain't Mystic then there is just SQ, and how much fun would that be?

I agree with you, partly, though. I shall change the presentation at the top of this here blog.

That "new slogans" tab is sweet! You're turbo clever. I like how you can click people's slogan page, too. Rawkin'!

Yeah, click them like you just don't care! Err... no, click them like you care, actually!

There are more and more great slogans around! Did you notice? By now you already need a 73% rating to enter the top 100 list! When I started this list some weeks ago, 69% were enough. The OSC is raising the bar!

I know! I blame all the people who think spacesick and the rest of these new people are funny.

Yeah... everybody who has ever been spacesick will know that it's no fun! But people are so ignorant on this planet.

I still love this thing Colorfool. Thanks buckets.

The buckets say you are welcome.

Sweet. I'm in the top 100. Perhaps twice.

Perhaps, someday I'll graduate to the top 100...aww, the very notion makes me "un-spacesick." lol

What's MSQ?

MSQ is a running gag. Right now it's in hiding.

Magical Scoring Quarantine

Musky Sweaty Quails

Musical Screaming Queens

Most Squishy Qumquats

Thanks to you color, my slogan has clawed it's way to 5th place. thanks man, you are a beacon of awesome.

By the way MSQ = Many Sleeping QWERTY's

bygrinstow is a Qumquat fan! Well, it's a great word!

Mighty Serious Quiefs

Nope, I wouldn't want something like that on the stats page...

My Sexual Quotient ?

Militant Slogan Queens ?

Measurable Scientific Quantities ?

Bump.

It's getting harder to be in the top 100...73% being the LOWEST SCORE!!!

MY STATS WENT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's getting pretty tight in the top 100!

100 slogans with 12% difference between them

Congrats on the 80%er there RB!

Someday.... someday....

Hey, when/how often does the 100 most recent update...?

Daily? Weakly? Nomthly?

It seems to update whenever a member goes and checks their own stats...

...and THANK YOU JON!!!!!! I was pretty amazed, actually!

That is exactly how I felt when I suddenly had multiple slogans top the 60% mark.... 'pretty'....

is it possible to be added to this list?

I hear ya on that, Jon. 60% is not too shabby at all!

THis is awesome

I have no idea if this has come up before, thanks to my lack of long term memory, but...

Did you know you can summon up your stats multiple times on the stats page? YES! IF you are bored to just such a degree, you can, say, for example, to wit, bring up your stats, go change your slogans (i.e. delete some, resurrect some old ones) and then summon up the 'new you'!

Compare your MSG to yourself if you like! Then you can also do it for your MSQ...! Find out what your top 6-10 slogans are the cumbersome way...! You can even, er... ah... well, I'm sure there's more you can do with it....

Yes, for a moment, I was that bored the other day...

*sigh*

@ brgrin: There is indeed more you can do with that page.
If you leave up your stats, next time you open it you can immediately see any changes - vote totals going up, mysterious MSQ recalculations, top 5 activity. If the two stat boxes are identical, no one has voted. And all without looking at your actual slogan page.
By comparing my current stats with a version I left open on the page 10 days ago, I learned:
Average score, up 4.2%
MSQ, up 16%
Average length, down from 44 to 42.4 characters
and many other things.
My top 3 have all held steady or dropped a bit %age wise while picking up votes slowly. But #5 from 10 days ago would only be #12 today (had to check the slogan page for that). And today's #s 4 and 5 hadn't been written then.

And no, I wasn't bored. It was interesting at the time.