Lazy? I like to think of myself as energetically challenged.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If you can read this, you have this amazing thing called VISION!
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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To-Do List for Today: Wake Up. Survive. Go Back to Sleep.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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This is my Hug-giving shirt!
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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My t-shirt is reading your mind while you are reading it.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I'm kind of a big deal on the internet.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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If life gives you melons, then you're dyslexic.
of 26 votes, 50% like it
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I see you're a very curious person.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Typo Expret
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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CAUTION! I'm a black belt at origami!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I play Minesweeper on EXPERT.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Nothing's closer to me than my t-shirt.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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L.I.F.E. = Lie Intelligently For Everything
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I can't find my receipt.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Yeah, I'm kind of an expert on wearing shirts.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm so going to Tweet that!
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Time for an ADVENTURE!
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Hey, at least I got dressed today.
of 19 votes, 47% like it
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P + K + K + P + K
I do that to bullies.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Hey, let's be superheros for today.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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If you can read this, that means I'm not naked.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This is what my shirt says
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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This is the torso area of the body.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Are you only talking to me because you wanted to read my shirt?
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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So I hear this thing called sleep is pretty good...
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Life didn't give you any sugar and water with those lemons, huh?
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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The orange is the most redundant fruit
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I bet you can't find the ninja on my shirt.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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So... that one guy with those people at that place that one time?
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Shirt Still Loading...
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I saw that on TV last night!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You're in my personal bubble. I don't like it.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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So... How's the weather?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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DUN DUN DUN.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I like pencils. They're more forgiving.
of 21 votes, 43% like it
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I come with my own reset button.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm cooler than my shirt! ...Okay. I lied.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Thank you for reading me.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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This is what my shirt says.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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