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gerbechno
aka Nate and Greg is a 27.29 year old boy, has been a member since January 1, 2009, has scored 7 submissions, giving an average score of 4.00, helping 1 designs get printed.
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Sentences are ending.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Chastity stole my belt.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Earl Grey drinks tea.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I build mood swings out of wood and crazy.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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I bring a lot to the table. Like plates.
of 47 votes, 34% like it
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My name is Jenga. I fall a lot.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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When I sweat, I smell like myself.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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My toes stay on their feet.
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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I don't know about you, but I really don't know who you are.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Fast-forwarding is chipmunks.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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I wear shirts so others don't have to.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Lettuce gets drunk at the salad bar.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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I wish CDs would walk instead of skip.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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In the past, I was a part of history.
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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If I broke a record, would it repeat itself?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Balloons don't like pop music.
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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Water flavored water tastes like water.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I'm a fan, but not a ceiling one.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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I punched Zuckerberg in the Facebook.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Physics taught me the ways of the force.
of 54 votes, 35% like it
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You know what bugs me? Insects.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
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The butterflies in my stomach are nervous too.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Geometry shapes our lives.
of 58 votes, 33% like it
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In the past, I was younger.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Mannequins are fake people too.
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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I spotted a leopard once. I used paint.
of 56 votes, 25% like it
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Holland doesn't give an Amsterdam.
of 59 votes, 32% like it
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There's butterflies in my stomach and that makes me nervous.
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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When I go to bed, I go undercover.
of 53 votes, 36% like it
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My Camera won the Oscar for Best Picture.
of 72 votes, 13% like it
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If I were stranded on a dessert island, I'd want a spoon.
of 34 votes, 56% like it
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Exaggeration is the greatest thing ever.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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Alarm clocks shatter dreams.
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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Addition really sums things up.
of 38 votes, 47% like it
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A piano stole my keys.
of 25 votes, 52% like it
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Time travelers are not stuck in the past.
of 21 votes, 52% like it
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Books and I are on the same page.
of 26 votes, 62% like it
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Streams go with the flow.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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Ice cream has frequent meltdowns.
of 37 votes, 49% like it
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Simon says, "Don't be a follower!"
of 50 votes, 42% like it
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I built my time machine in the past.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
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Bobbleheads agree with me.
of 34 votes, 62% like it
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It gets Chile in South America.
of 30 votes, 37% like it
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My train of thought is running on time.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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F5 is refreshing
of 34 votes, 47% like it
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Pinatas are addicted to candy.
of 25 votes, 52% like it
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Google knows where you live
of 31 votes, 68% like it
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Lazy tunas get canned.
of 37 votes, 62% like it
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Man invented the wheel, hamsters ran in celebration.
of 50 votes, 76% like it
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Lucky rabbits have four feet.
of 52 votes, 71% like it
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I'm a Darwin-win situation.
of 34 votes, 56% like it
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Follow your dreams, sleepwalk.
of 54 votes, 78% like it
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Lawn ornaments show gnome mercy.
of 33 votes, 70% like it
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I quit eating cold turkey.
of 54 votes, 70% like it
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Soylent Alphabet Soup is Letter People.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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Humpty Dumpty should have been hardboiled.
of 51 votes, 55% like it
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Jeopardy taught me to question everything.
of 67 votes, 75% like it
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Time flies when you're in a Delorean.
of 46 votes, 74% like it
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Starving artists draw food.
of 51 votes, 75% like it
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I get medieval in bouncy castles.
of 43 votes, 65% like it
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Geometry is for all shapes and sizes.
of 54 votes, 61% like it
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Your font is just my type.
of 55 votes, 56% like it
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Google knows how to spell it.
of 39 votes, 51% like it
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Paper went to college and it ruled.
of 50 votes, 54% like it
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Boxes move me.
of 45 votes, 40% like it
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3._4 someone ate a piece of my pi!
of 56 votes, 59% like it
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I died counting to infinity.
of 55 votes, 55% like it
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A metal top hat and thimble took everything I owned.
of 54 votes, 63% like it
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If time is money, I must be running out of time.
of 61 votes, 74% like it
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If life gives you lemons, complain until you get a better fruit.
of 47 votes, 60% like it
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A penny saved won't buy you anything.
of 60 votes, 70% like it
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That's how sushi rolls.
of 52 votes, 48% like it
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I don't trust trees. They are shady.
of 59 votes, 63% like it
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Writers block parties are unthinkably frustrating.
of 55 votes, 58% like it
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My thought bubbles always pop.
of 79 votes, 51% like it
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Canadian valedictorians get straight "Eh's".
of 75 votes, 41% like it
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Coffee villains mug their victims.
of 65 votes, 40% like it
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Oceans wave goodbye to sandcastles.
of 62 votes, 44% like it
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Chemists formulate sentences using compound words.
of 60 votes, 38% like it
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Lake Superior has an inferiority complex.
of 59 votes, 37% like it
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Semicolons; are confusing.
of 55 votes, 53% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Airplanes flight back.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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Astronauts look down on everything.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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Balloons are up for anything.
of 52 votes, 19% like it
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Balloons: They're up for it.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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Canadians are born with DN-Eh.
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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Cards: Where everyone plays with their hands.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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Clothes are washed up.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Corn is having a field day.
of 69 votes, 25% like it
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Desert wizards cast dry spells.
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Don't hug falling trees.
of 50 votes, 64% like it
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Doug is Funnie.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Dreams come true while I'm sleeping.
of 51 votes, 29% like it
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Drummers are cymbalic.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Ears listen to everything.
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Erasers rub it in.
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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Flying unicorn sandwiches taste like rainbows.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Hair. It grows on you.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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I ask Google questions.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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I bought a game show and it cost a wheel of fortune.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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I can't spell antyhing.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I can't spell anything. Antyhing.
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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I don't eat meat. I eat sandwiches.
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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I don't eat meat. I eat trees.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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I don't give an Amsterdam.
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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I don't have a nickname. That's my nickname.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I drink pop culture.
of 68 votes, 22% like it
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I fall asleep in my dreams.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
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I find football to be very offensive.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I found a metal detector with a metal detector.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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I gave my thumbs two thumbs up.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I grow beards on my face.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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I hate change, but I put it in my pocket.
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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I like to run. When I'm being chased.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I like weather.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I lost a bet. Now I can't find it.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I play chess at knight.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I read at a now level.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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I used to follow Twitter, now it follows me.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
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If the future repeats itself, I just revealed I time travel.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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If the future repeats itself, Michael J. Fox.
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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If you let them, babies will crawl all over you.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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If you're trapped in a box, you might be a mime.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Koalas are cute, but deadly.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Leftovers are not as good as rightovers.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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lol means leg of lamb.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Ludwig bought a van and called it Beethoven.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Mr. Miyagi is my mentor.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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My bed and I sleep together.
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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My crops are having a field day.
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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My favorite sentences ends with a .
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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My feet can dance.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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My feet stay on their toes.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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My hair grows with me.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Nobody is perfect, but my name is Nobody.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Pandas are endangered because they hate being alive.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Physics taught me the ways of the Force.
of 28 votes, 64% like it
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Pianos are keynote speakers.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Planets can carry a Neptune.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Puzzles break up, I piece them back together.
of 44 votes, 14% like it
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Roads are just big sidewalks.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Sleeping helps me time travel.
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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Smart phones have an IQ of Google.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Smartphones are sirius.
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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Telepathy read my mind.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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The butterflies in my stomach are nervous too.
of 30 votes, 63% like it
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The conversation is over. Please insert coins to continue.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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The phone book addresses many things.
of 70 votes, 23% like it
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The phone book addresses many things. Like my house.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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The rain is a giant squirt gun.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Time flies when you're passed out.
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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Time travelers are not stuck in the past.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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Today in History: The Past Happened.
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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Today is like tomorrow but today.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Toes: They stay on their feet.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Trees grow up and become trees.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Trees really grow on you.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Umbrellas are feeling under the weather.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Water took over the world a long time ago.
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Winter knows how to play it cool.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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You know what bugs me? Insects.
of 35 votes, 60% like it
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