Eat me. It will put hair on your chest.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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you should see this on shrooms
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My Caturday Shirt
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not a creeper. Creepers have beards.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I am the dead baby everyone keeps talking about.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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I used to have funny shirts.. Then my mom got a job.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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How we going to do this?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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A lollipop would make things better.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Est. Sometime Soon
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Intercriminal Mastermind.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I grew up under the stairs.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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When you call.. my phone vibrates.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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The Internet. Entertain yourself for hours staring at plastic.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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What instrument do you play? I play the gun.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Screaming isn't singing.. unless there's drums.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I smell crayons
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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How will Obama fix the 2012 crisis?
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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2012. Its kinda a big deal.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I'm waldo... you found me.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Your mother is so dumb she thinks lightsabers have fewer calories
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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T-Shirts are my opiate
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Wanna play solitaire with me?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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f you and all mall santas that look like you
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not really this cute.. I'm photoshoped
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Steve Irwin is still dead..
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I choreographed the evolution of dance..
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Good from far.. but far from good.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Chuck Norris has a yahoo account with hotmail.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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How high are you? I mean.. Hi, how are you?
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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This shirt is made from cotton. It's in the plant kingdom.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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I collect lint.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm the token white guy.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Caution! There just might be a retarded slogan on this shirt.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Karma.. Its written on my shirt.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I took the blue pill..
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a fireman. Pull on my hose and I'll come as fast as I can.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Don't stare to long.. you could go blind.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm so fly, I make airplanes jealous.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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I'm so cool I pee ice cubes.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Dare is like truth on steroids.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Well I can see you ate your instantbitch this morning.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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You nervous yet?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm a hemophiliac. Don't touch me.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Foonerisms are Spunny.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Obviously, you've never had puppies..
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Walk what way?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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9 1/2 inches.. rounded off to the nearest 9 1/2 inches.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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..Can I borrow some of your lotion?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I'll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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