The Wild Things should have been a boarding school.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I'm just as awesome in my dreams
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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The modern Don Quixote would leave us all without power.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Why no, I always look this dashing
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You can wear the pants. I look better without them
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If pictures were worth a thousand dollars, not words, I'd be rich
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Falling for the first time
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Zombies have taken over the world! (I'm secretly excited)
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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If you're close enough to read this, you might as well hug me
of 15 votes, 60% like it
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I'm just waiting for the killer guitar riffs to kick in
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Bomb them all! (With hugs)
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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If I were a flavor, I would taste like DELICIOUS
of 14 votes, 50% like it
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A penny saved is a penny lost forever in the couch
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Your radical ideas have already occurred to others
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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There is nothing to fear but fear itself...(And spiders.)
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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(Persons in shirt are larger than they appear)
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I used to hate integral calculus. Now? I'm in differential.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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Calculus is integral to life.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I love you (Prices and participation may vary)
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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The best part of waking up is never actually doing it.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Awesome called, they want me back.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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The math ninja will mess you up with calculus.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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You chose the worst possible direction to sneak up on me from
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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The best part of waking up is hitting the snooze button.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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!doog gnikooL (Mirror image type)
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Not dead, just sleeping.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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There are four levels of difficulty: Easy Medium Hard and Asian
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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My underwear has the rest of this joke written on it.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Masturbation is murder.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Actually, the midnight train doesn't make a stop at Anywhere.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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The average squirrel crosses a road better than the average human
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Balloons are always high.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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I would totally kick your butt in a game of pong.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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As you're reading this, I'm thinking of ways to hide your body.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Would a gay man really degrade himself by wearing this shirt?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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You wish your hair was this fabulous.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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You got a little something right...Oh, it's your face.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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I play a mean glockenspiel.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I go to church via podcast.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Don't stop believing! ...Or all the fairies die.
of 23 votes, 35% like it
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I'm on the "I'm too poor to buy food" diet.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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In case of a water landing, this shirt cannot save you.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Four years of Spanish, and all I got was this lousy camiseta.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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1. Buy ski mask
2. Burst into bank yelling
3. ???
4. Profit
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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YES, I know the guacamole is extra.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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You never see a ninja with wenches.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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In case I stop breathing, do chest compressions -here-
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Who needs the library when you have Wikipedia?
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Dance like you're in your underwear.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Live frugally...Let the kids starve.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I'm not drunk! Z Y X W V U T ...R...E...F...Damnit.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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What? All day I've been told I'm wearing magnificent robes!
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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I was bitten by a radioactive spider and all I got was cancer.
of 33 votes, 42% like it
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I wore this shirt because it was the least smelly.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Love is like playing chess with atom bombs.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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If evolution is a theory, then so is gravity.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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I must be the only person who doesn't like macaroni and cheese.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I speak braille.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Designing this shirt payed my rent for last month.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Stage LEFT you idiot.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Life is a play, but I'm the only one who knows my lines.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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I wish there were more musical numbers in my life.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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In the friends category, you're really more like pyrite.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I love you, run away with me.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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My socks don't match either.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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Wikipedia is the only source in my bibliography.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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No, you cannot have this shirt if I die.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Actually...We did start the fire.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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