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Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge aka Adam is a 26.75 year old boy, has been a member since December 28, 2008, has scored 16,380 submissions, giving an average score of 2.66, helping 240 designs get printed.
Out of all your slogans, which do you think is the most printable? I ask because I tend to favor submitting stuff that appeals to my sense of humor more than others without giving much of a good goddamn, and I'm wondering if that's the case with anyone else.

From mine: "I can't wait to be a fossil so paleontologists can dig me."
Instructions:
-Go to Score Designs page
-Show printed designs that you gave a three or lower (or track down any neat unprinted designs that you blew off before)
-Find scores you changed your mind on and post here
-Hang your head in shame

Black marks on my record:

void - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Scored 1

Snow - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Scored 2

Day-off - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Scored 2

Candy mushroom men shooting out my eyeballs! - Threadless T-shirts, Nude No More
Scored 2

Many more errors in judgment to follow
that my favorite childhood game would be given its own Wikipedia article.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butts_Up

In one variation of the game, a runner who does not reach the wall before the thrown ball hits must, in addition to receiving an out, stand facing the wall and allow the thrower to "peg" him or her with the ball (usually with all possible force).

So many happy and emotionally scarring memories

Post your favorite game from when you were a kid
If you go back in time, don't worry. It's all happened before.
If history repeats itself, why am I always buying new calendars?
Most Greek columns aren't Ionic - they're just Corinthidental.
Ionic bonds dissolve because they don't have a strong union.
After careful consideration, I just wasted my time.
I miss having a job not to appreciate.
As a physical person, my life revolves around centrifugal force.
I can't wait to be a fossil so paleontologists can dig me.
Out of all the elements, aluminum is by far the most wearable.
Chemical reactions give me gas.
Painters are only in it for the Monet.
I'm almost certain the universe has infinite probabilities.
I tried to break Newton's Laws but my efforts rebounded on me.
DNA: Because we all need a helping strand.
If they're such good questions, how come they don't have answers?
To make a long story short: The End.
Computers don't affect me, my oven just isn't loading fast enough
Vocabulary is indispensable. Now shut up so I make words at you
I tried to join the Enterprise but I was hoisted by my own Picard
People with impossible taste in clothes suffer from a Pradadox (I am shameless)

Edit: Three more up

Your time on Earth is limited. Wrestle a shark with a jackhammer.
Don't trust your reflection. It lacks dimension.
I'm of the opinion that facts can't be proven.

Edit again: I should just turn this into a 365 slogan blog and be done with it
Science:Because one day tiny robots will live in your bloodstream
I struggle with schedules on a daily basis.

And everything newer than that is down there (lazy, fat, etc.)

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