Why is it called a Full Body Massage if they won't touch my junk?



I did that for me, but it's almost at 50%. Not a printable percentage, but I'm not an avid sloganeer.

I'll have to get back to you on this question

Always submit what you find funny, it's always better to do something that pleases yourself before it pleases others...the same could be said about yanking your crank, and both of these concepts I endorse on cold winter nights.

I can't believe it's managed to get such a high percentage after so many votes but this:

Some call it being lazy, I call it energy conservation

of 176 votes, 85% like it



even though I don't actually like it that much haha



Meteors are the only real rock-stars is probably more wearable

Explanation: People change their definition of funny on a secondly basis

Probably one of these



"Responsibility seemed cooler before I had any"



or



"If you see sparks flying between us, we're probably in danger"

what is funny to people is funny to groups of people, most people are followers, so you must be funny to the masses if you want to get printed..in my opinion for the most part..but i keep many slogans that only i enjoy.



original takes and puns on new subjects is the goal it seems, they can't print multiples of the same concept, words only present so much before visuals must take over..



voted you up!

Do whatever the hell you want. Threadless doesn't really give a shit aobut the percentages. They print what they want. Refer to here.

You've got some great slogans. I just voted on some of your gems. Keep up the great work.

As for your question I have no idea what people find funny or not. Some of my slogans that are doing well I think don't deserve to and the ones I think are great completely bomb.