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Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge aka Adam is a 26.75 year old boy, has been a member since December 28, 2008, has scored 16,380 submissions, giving an average score of 2.66, helping 240 designs get printed.
AIM: Congolia Breckenridge
Vote on my terrible slogans and I'll give you a thoughtful compliment
If you go back in time, don't worry. It's all happened before.
If history repeats itself, why am I always buying new calendars?
Most Greek columns aren't Ionic - they're just Corinthidental.
Ionic bonds dissolve because they don't have a strong union.
After careful consideration, I just wasted my time.
I miss having a job not to appreciate.
As a physical person, my life revolves around centrifugal force.
I can't wait to be a fossil so paleontologists can dig me.
Out of all the elements, aluminum is by far the most wearable.
Chemical reactions give me gas.
Painters are only in it for the Monet.
I'm almost certain the universe has infinite probabilities.
I tried to break Newton's Laws but my efforts rebounded on me.
DNA: Because we all need a helping strand.
If they're such good questions, how come they don't have answers?
To make a long story short: The End.
Computers don't affect me, my oven just isn't loading fast enough
Vocabulary is indispensable. Now shut up so I make words at you
I tried to join the Enterprise but I was hoisted by my own Picard
People with impossible taste in clothes suffer from a Pradadox (I am shameless)

Edit: Three more up

Your time on Earth is limited. Wrestle a shark with a jackhammer.
Don't trust your reflection. It lacks dimension.
I'm of the opinion that facts can't be proven.

Edit again: I should just turn this into a 365 slogan blog and be done with it
Science:Because one day tiny robots will live in your bloodstream
I struggle with schedules on a daily basis.

And everything newer than that is down there (lazy, fat, etc.)

Post here for unwarranted praise
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kiiarella
kiiarella on Feb 20 '10 at 3:18pm
you have some nice slogans. keep subbing ;)
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 20 '10 at 3:28pm
good stuff sir Adam! Bio-bot is gonna love all your intense science-y technically-y ones. You also have a way with "If......., then why.......?" types of slogans, it's good to have a niche! Check out my slogans and vote what you can, maybe start from the bottom and work your way up like you're climbing Mount Sloganist?
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 20 '10 at 3:39pm
kiiarella: You have an anthropomorphic top hat in one of your designs



8randon: Your clever use of palindromes gives a faint glimmer of hope for the next generation of humanity



FRICKINAWESOME: You have commented on every freaking entry in the history of this site and for that you deserve some sort of trophy large enough to drink out of Stanley cup-style
soloyo
soloyo on Feb 20 '10 at 6:15pm
Painters are only in it for the Monet.

Chemical reactions give me gas.

those were my fav ( as I expressed it earlier)



History repeats itself. So don't bother buying any more calendars

I see you change it up a little, nice move!

DNA: Because we all need a helping strand.

so clever!
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 20 '10 at 6:38pm
soloyo: "Circles are always making ends meet" is by my estimation the best circle-related slogan on this site
mitchellp
mitchellp on Feb 21 '10 at 8:05pm
History repeats itself. So don't bother buying any more calendars

To make a long story short: The End.



Voted!
mitchellp
mitchellp on Feb 21 '10 at 8:07pm
If you like circle slogans, then you might like this one:



Squares and Triangles Agree: Circles are Pointless
a__
a__ on Feb 21 '10 at 8:14pm
I love "painters are only in it for the monet"

The columns one is pretty good too.
Einsteinic-Rocket
Einsteinic-Rocket on Feb 21 '10 at 8:23pm
I checked out your slogans and you've got a few really good ones! My favorites were "History repeats itself. So don't bother buying any more calendars" "To make a long story short: The End." and "If they're such good questions, how come they don't have answers?" If you check out my



slogans let me know what you think!
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 21 '10 at 8:25pm
mitchellp: You are boldly unafraid to make utterly lame puns and for this I salute you



a__: Wizard Guitar Duel is mesmerizing and I feel one of the more significant works of our times
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 21 '10 at 8:30pm
Einsteinic-Rocket: More than one of your slogans contains animal-related puns and/or antiquated old-timey slogans
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Feb 21 '10 at 10:06pm
I like your slogs a lot. Most of them are chemistry related, do you take classes? I'm a chem major so I found them funny lol. This is my favorite of your slogs thus far:



DNA: Because we all need a helping strand.
soloyo
soloyo on Feb 21 '10 at 10:12pm
I can't wait to be a fossil so paleontologists can dig me.

I like it!
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Feb 21 '10 at 10:15pm
oh man, so many science puns!
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 21 '10 at 10:53pm
Tikimasters: You have scored nearly 27,000 submissions and I predict your index finger will be at least one part of you to survive nuclear holocaust



Bio-bot 9000: Denver the Last Dinosaur is your avatar and that earns you wicked amounts of ironic nostaglia internet cred
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 22 '10 at 5:52pm
Whoops, forgot HTML doesn't like angry faces
2 days later
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 24 '10 at 8:29pm
Xylophones have the best job security in the alphabet.

The fabric of time has torn. Quilt for the fate of the universe.

I tried not to doubt reality, but my mass released existentially

God doesn't exist. He told me so himself.

Ever since I learned how to count, my days have been numbered.

The life of a sailor is flooded with current events.
Smartt
Smartt on Feb 24 '10 at 8:45pm
"To make a long story short: The End."

"I tried to break Newton's Laws but my efforts rebounded on me."



Good ones. Now vote mine please :)
mitchellp
mitchellp on Feb 24 '10 at 8:55pm
Caught up! These are my favorites of your new ones:



Xylophones have the best job security in the alphabet.

God doesn't exist. He told me so himself.



I would voted for your numbered slogan, but I like Tikimasters one better.



According to calendars, our days are numbered!



Keep on submitting!
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 24 '10 at 9:25pm
Dang it, I knew it sounded too good to be true. Anyway



Smartt: You have your own logo and maintaining a slick image is crucial in the dog-eat-dog world of capitalism



mitchellp: Just as Nickelodeon classic Saute Your Shorts did fifteen years ago, your avatar teaches us all that giraffes have black tongues
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 24 '10 at 9:32pm
8randon: You draw a totally sweet motorcycle
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 26 '10 at 3:39am
I can't sleep so here's some wasted brainpower to make up for it



Opposite day: Mankind's last hope for world peace

Royal court jesters are always putting on heirs.

Time turns plagiarism into recycling!

Every Sunday morning, fashion gnomes mine the velvet underground.

Take note: The red carpet rolling out in front of me is invisible
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 26 '10 at 4:11pm
Bump
maiabh
maiabh on Feb 26 '10 at 4:23pm
haha, they're not terrible. i'll go vote!



These are my slogans.
maiabh
maiabh on Feb 26 '10 at 4:26pm
tiny robots would look cool with a design. imagine a picture showing the bloodstream and the little robots swimming.
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Feb 27 '10 at 1:10am
maiabh: Your resolve in your slogan voting proves you to be of impeccable political breeding
4 days later
greenttentacle
greenttentacle on Mar 03 '10 at 1:58am
"If you go back in time, don't worry. It's all happened before." LOL!! That's wonderful :)



"I thought I had a crisis of identity, but then I changed my mind." is also good - very clever!!
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Mar 03 '10 at 2:04am
greenttentacle: You are skilled in both the arts of design and sloganery and may very well be on your way to founding a ruthless corporate empire of talent Walt Disney-style



Also, what's the story on the collab? Did the team get enough people or has it fizzled out?
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Mar 03 '10 at 7:35am
One more before running off:

Sleep is for the well-adjusted.
soloyo
soloyo on Mar 03 '10 at 8:06am
Historically, tea parties cause more wars than they solve.

great, both clever and funny



Take note: The red carpet rolling out in front of me is invisible

that's just how I feel sometimes.
mitchellp
mitchellp on Mar 03 '10 at 11:59am
All caught up on your slogans! And I see that you're experiencing the same sort of low slogan scoring that everyone else is having. Oh well... I voted you up! :) I really liked this one in particular:



Historically, tea parties cause more wars than they solve.



Also, I came up with this slogan, and immediately thought of how much you like science slogans.



The ilium, ischium, and pubis bones think they're so hip.



If you like it, throw me a vote. Good luck!
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Mar 03 '10 at 12:25pm
soloyo: You got printed! :D Way to go duder!



mitchellp: You are indeed correct and may die happy with the knowledge that I grow more predictable with every passing day.
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Mar 07 '10 at 1:57am
Bump to rescue my slogans from downvoting hell
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Mar 07 '10 at 3:37am
If we all used our own words, we'd be waloof velxty gnilp crumps

I'm not contradictory, I just can't say no to not doing nothing

I only fly two-dimensional planes

Mathematicians do it on multiple planes

Hypothetical dimensions are always taking up space.

Relatively speaking, spatial mass takes up all my time.

When it comes to moving, most planes are inclined to use force.



Science awaaaaay
soloyo
soloyo on Mar 09 '10 at 8:46am
Allow me to use my own words: Dimplous varf twilt boist mifty zug

brilliant but underscore, maybe if your make the part with your own words shorther.
soloyo
soloyo on Mar 09 '10 at 8:46am
shorter
mitchellp
mitchellp on Mar 09 '10 at 9:09am
I like your recent one:



I'd be more self-sacrificing if there was something in it for me



Great Slogan Storming!
Boycey
Boycey on Mar 09 '10 at 9:14am
Voted yes on nearly all of them apart from Happiness one and the tobacco one and voted no for the last eight or so. All your others are brilliant though, it shows you're getting better. There you go, that was a thoughtful yet slightly backhanded compliment.

Your new slogs are great though!
Boycey
Boycey on Mar 09 '10 at 9:15am
Please vote on my slogs (I've only got two).
frostedlemoncoward
frostedlemoncoward on Mar 09 '10 at 4:09pm
Voted! "Ever since I learned how to count, my days have been numbered" is my favourite of yours so far.
Congolia Breckenridge
Congolia Breckenridge on Mar 09 '10 at 4:25pm
Boycey: Your allusions to other works of art in your designs are bold but thoughtful (seriously)
squintygirl
squintygirl on Mar 09 '10 at 4:27pm
Your time on Earth is limited. Wrestle a shark with a jackhammer.





This made me realol.

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