"MY LIFE IS COMPLETE." said the seven year old.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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(insert medication) may cause diarrhea, heartburn, or death.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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***** I don't know your life.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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- o good o o fun to watch - - ewwww
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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3-2-1 boom
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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300 spartans and 1,800 perfects abs.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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A rainbow is a gay person throwing up.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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A rainbow is an optical and meteorological phenomenon.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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ADD- Amazing Dancing Dinosaur
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Adopted.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I ATE THAT WAY TO FAST!
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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alahahahahaha oops forgot the bomb
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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All i have to say is you FAIL.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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And they all said shirts are pointless.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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And to think, this shirt could have been blank.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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and weeeeeeeee
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Are you going to eat that chip on your shoulder?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Attention walmart shoppers we're having a sale on rubber duckies
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Be nice to your kids, they choose your retirement home.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Bears, Beats, Battle Star Galactica!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Better off alone.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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BF- Black Friday!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Breakdance survivor.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Brown is my favorite color for poop.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Bus driver can you turn the lights on i can't find my pants.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Bus driver turn on the lights i can't find my pants!
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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But mommy he had candy.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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But moooooom it wasn't me, it was the magical leoplerodon
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Can i have a cookie
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Can you hold my shirt while i make a complete idiot of myself?
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Can you just stop talking because I do not care.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Chuck Norris marrying a panda= Best children on the planet.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Chuck Norris pitties your stupid Chuck Norris jokes
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Chut cheeses :)
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Crack isn't wack, it's white.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Crazy is just one of the many forms of fun.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Dance the night away.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Dance until your legs break.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Dancing- embarrassing white people since the beginning of time.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Death should be one of Baskin Robbins 31 flavors.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Death: It feels like, well no one knows.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Did you just call me poop face?
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Disco Steve called, you know what's up.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Do anything and get away with it shirt.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Don't drink and do anything!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Don't eat anything soggy.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Don't look now but there is a 20 ft. platypus behind you.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Don't make fun of my shirt it's laundry day.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Don't shower with Pokemon, they peek at chu'.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Don't stop believing, in unicorns.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Don't tell anyone but i'm really a unicorn.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Don't throw rocks in any type of house.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Don't worry about the ninja behind just enjoy these last few sec.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Don't worry about the ninja just enjoy the last few secon....
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Don't you hate that feeling of when you get punched in the face?
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Donde eschuchar mi cumpleanos!?!!?!?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Dr. Phil is an electrician and we all know it.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Dreams are your brain pooping.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Dreams are your brains leftovers from your thoughts.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Drumline the movie is fake
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Drumming- The purest from of obsession.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Dying Hurts.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Dynasty? No i die NASTY.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Edward Cullen told me that you were ugly
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Everyone knows that snuggies are where it's at.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Everyone look i found the virgin mary in my pants
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Evolution in a nut shell, zdrfesrfwegfabedjgwidgasdbowuaqbdnjs.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Excuse me are you asking for a staredown?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Excuse my French but *^@^*&$2^Y(@^%$^*&@^$*% you.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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F for fail yay!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Fixed Geared Wonderland
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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For the last time brown cows don't make chocolate milk!
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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From the producers of two girls one cup
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Fruit always gets better treatment.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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galynagyop-Get a life you nerd and get your own place.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Gidwdahuriwgedha :).
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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goth or emo either way i will wear lots of black like this shirt
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Ha ha you only own a horse that's nothing, i got a unicorn.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Halloween Van
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Hardcore dancing is a lot like being drunk and trying not to fall
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Hardcore dancing is a lot like being drunk and trying to fall.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Harry Potter: The luckiest Boy/Man Alive
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Hate to break it to you Alaska your adopted.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Hate to break it to you but you're adopted.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Hate to break it to you Hawaii your adopted.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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He kicked the bucket and died from it.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Hello i enjoy long walks on the beach and bowls of sunshine.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Hello my name is Ti Mae Shu
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Help the elderly, one day they will rise up and pee everywhere.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Heroes get remembered but legends never die!
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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hey banana masher thats my name and i find that offensive
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Hey look a robot!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Hi my favorite food ice and my favorite color is clear.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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HI!!! Can i have buy some glitter?
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Hipster Skipster
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Hipsters hate hipsters.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Hold that thought but don't squeeze it or it will explode.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Hooray for communism.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Hooray for painkillers.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Hooray.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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How are you today? Like a pizza, hot and delicious.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Hugs make the world go round.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I am the banana EMPORER
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I bet Picasso had an ear for music.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I bet your happy you wore a helmet.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I care about the earth i live here.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I cheated on life and it slapped me and kicked me to the streets.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I COLLECT TOENAILS!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I dance to the beat of a montage of chuck norris being awesome
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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I did that didn't i...
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I didn't know you could be a disease.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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I do my best to disarm violence.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I don't make sense half the time.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I donated to my favorite charity, my wallet.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I feel an insult fight coming on.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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I flipped the bird but it was to late it was already dead.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I got this online.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I had a box of fruit snacks for dinner.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I had a cup of joe today but joe didn't care for being drank.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I had a starring contest with death and I lost.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I had my sanity but then i lost it.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I have A.D. hey look a bird.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I have my GED not GSD stupid
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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I heard your song and my ***** imploded.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart playgamy.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I heart, heart, heart,heart, heart, palgyamy.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I heart, heart,heart,heart,palgamy
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I high-fived a guy at McDonalds.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I kissed a...... uh actually i don't remember oops
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I know english
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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i less than 3 jess
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I major in breakdancing.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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i mean i would... butter face
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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i mean i would... butterface
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I messed with the ZoHAn
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I midget once told me i'm not half the man he is.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I put a sock in it and it tasted horrible.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I put stickers on turtles.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I ride my Yoshi to work.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I rode my unicorn all the way to the North Pole.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I roll on wheels cause that's how I roll.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I said i didn't want any but that man gave me candy anyway
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I said i liked it I never said I was good at it.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I shot the sheriff but i didn't get put in jail.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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I stand in circles.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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I survived band camp!
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I survived Black Friday.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I think halloween shouldn't be the ONLY time to talk to strangers
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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i think this is a win win win situation.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I used to have goals but then they got repossesed.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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I used to have my sanity but then i lost it.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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I was once told, "When all else fails, you suck." -Eins
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I wdnoer fi yuo cna raed thsi
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I will build this town from the sky down.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'll be right back i forgot my brain.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'll give you $1 to stop that immediatly.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'll show you the way home.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a happy person so i have B + blood.
After i was hit by a car
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm conceded.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm gunna hit the sack but i think it might hurt.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm here to take revenge on the unicorn that killed my family.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm ilritorete.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I'm just like a plastic dolly except i can clean myself
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not bald i just have no hair.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not fat gravity just has a greater effect on me.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not lazy I just don't like moving or overall general activity
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not lazy i'm just not going to leave this chair.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not loitering I'm chilling.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not stupid I'm smartly challenged.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm not sure what just happened i'm way to scared to tell.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I'm on a high sugar diet, soda, cookies, and cake, also no sleep.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I'm so startled
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I'm to ninja to been seen so i stay in my basement.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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I'm unethical.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm wearing a birthday suit under all my clothes.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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If i were the remote where would i be?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If it's not in English i try to read it anyway.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If it's wet and not yours don't touch it
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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If life was easy then they would make it a board game.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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If sexy got brought back where did it go?
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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If there is a god his real name is chuck norris
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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If Tom Cruise can do it Oprah can do it better.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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If you can read this you are about to be assasinated.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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If you can't do something, well then you suck.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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If you fail at first kidnap someone until you get what you want.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If you read this go buy me some candy.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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If you see me in public leave me be i don't get out much.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If you see that dinosaur again tell him i said hello.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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IMABITECHOO!
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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In 50 years shirts will be obsolete.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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In case of emergency breakdance and when that fails ruuuuuun
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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In case of emergency call someone who matters.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Is it possible to give rain a raincheck.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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It's okay i'll just jog home.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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It's penut butter ham time, :( it's just not the same
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Its quite sad when someone can be famous for being famous
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Jesus had a brother named chuck norris
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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John foot vagina
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Keano Reives, the man of 2 faces.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Knifes and apple sauce don't mix
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Leave me alone, i don't have drugs.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Life of a drummer, drum, sleep, wake up, drum, drum, wake up,drum
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Life=Music.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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LOOOUUUDDD NOOOIIISSSEEESSSS!!!!!!!!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Make someone happy hug an emo kid :)
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Make the world that less dark hug an emo kid.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Make the world that much brighter hug an emo kid.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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MAYBE!!!!!!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Mcluggin it.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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mooypbagal- Move out of your parents basement and get a life.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Most likely to be naked in 10 years.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Most people ask why? I ask why not!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Mr. T pitties you more than ALL the others
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Mr. T pitties you more than ALL the others.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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MTV- The Devil.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Mullets are the hats of tomorrow.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Mustaches will never go out of style.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My autobiography will never be complete.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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My brother was raised by wolfs and i was raised by ninjas.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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My cousin is the mexican Jackie Chan.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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My imaginary friend and I think you need to be more realistic.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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My initials are T.V
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My New Years resolution is to put candy into my daily diet
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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My shirt is more shirtier than yours
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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My weiner is about to explode.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Never eat soggy waffles better yet dont eat anything soggy
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Never feed your pets asparagus.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Next time your in a public bathroom say hello to someone
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Nice pants take 'em off.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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No that question wasn't stupid however you are
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Nothing goes better than less than 3.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Nothing I enjoy more then horrible Japanese animation.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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O no you know.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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O sorry i had to borrow sexy but don't worry i brought it back.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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O sorry you just missed the train of thought.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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O ya i forgot i really don't care.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Officially awkward.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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OH NO, it's too late, he's caffeinated beyong all repair.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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On a scale from 1- yellow how cute would you say i am.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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One day unicorns will come out of hiding and kill us all.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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OW my baby maker hurts.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Pastachio mustachio.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Pedro doesn't have enough political intelligence.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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People are so nasty all they do is tell me to break a leg.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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People say whatever floats your boat but I don't own a boat.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Phobia: Go away i'm scared.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Pimp my ride! and have my neighbors steel my rims.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Pink is the color of well you know. :)
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Platypi, the geese of tommorow.
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Please tell me you know. You know don't you?
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Polygamy: Don't worry there's enough love for everyone.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Prop 8 the musical
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Psssh...homework can suck it.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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puff puff pass
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Purple paint needs to go find a t-shirt.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Pursue your dreams and drop everything you thought was important.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Put down the pinapple and no one will get hurt.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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Quadsexual? boys, girls, both, and michael jackson
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Quick to the Mormom Mobile!
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Quick to the mormom mobile.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Quick to the Mormon Mobile!
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Rabies, the herpes of tommorow
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Rainbow is my favorite color.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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RAINBOW-Raining Awesome Infants Near Brazil On Wednesday.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Rainbows are unicorns throwing up.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Rainbows taste like happiness.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Rap vs. English language you know the rest.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Rap, degrading music one horrible rhyme at a time.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Remember always give 32531841841%
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Riveting good laugh don't you say chaps.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Rock, Paper, Gravity.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Rock, Paper, Scissors,in theory, rock beats scissors, and paper:(
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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rofllmaolollolzlolslmfaohahahehelawlz
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Roflmwbao
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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San Fransisco should have a door greeter.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Sarcasm is my bestfriend.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Sex has been around forever.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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SHHHH! Can you hear the bananas singing.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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SHHHH! Can you hear the bananas singing?
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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So good make you wanna slap yo grandma.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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so what are you eating for thanksgiving.........a turkduken
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Some say perfection is impossible, but there is always a first
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Someone half way in a car and halfway in sidewalk is bi-destrain.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Someone will always say no
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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STOP MAKING FUN OF ALEX!
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Sugar- side effects, short term ADD
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Take a second and bask in the specifics of that question.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Textbooks aren't even related to texting.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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That fish was off the hook yo.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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That has to be the most specific question i've ever heard.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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That is definetly not what she said.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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THAT'S THE LAST STRAW, and i still can't find the needle.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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That's when god created, dance.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Thats's almost as pointless as sandpaper lube.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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The four most important words in any marriage, I'll do the dishes
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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The idea was on the fence but it fell off.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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The moose with the funny hat told me to do it.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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The new flavor of ice cream will be Dinosaur.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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The new Inerd carry it around, it will do all your work for you.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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The pilgrims must have been really unsocial.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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The red giraffe.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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The Shamwhy?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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The sky is the limit and rock bottom is the other limit.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The-rapist or therapist you decide.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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There are snipers surrounding the building,liar, Chuck Norris is?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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There is no q in llama
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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There is nothing more hardcore than a unicorn fighting a dragon
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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There is one eye witness but he's blind.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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This is printed on my shirt
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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This isn't a shirt it's a piece of art.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is hip.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Timing is everything so stop wasting time.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Timings everything so stop telling me your taking your time.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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To legit to even start forget quitting.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Toaster- The monster that ate my bread
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Tripolar- happy, sad, DINOSAUR.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Trust me im a drummer
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Trust me, It's not me, it's you.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Try our new unicorn gum, it will make you poop sunshine.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Underneath this tough exterior and clothing I'm truly a unicorn.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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unicorn is to awesome as pizza is to the world
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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UNICORN- Unnecessary Noodles In California On Ray's Name.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Unicorns on ice live from New York
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Van Gogh must of had an ear for music.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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VIP- Very ignorant person.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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We all know boo bees are they only type of bees that make milk.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Wear this chirt in China and you will look smart!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Welcome to the rainbow shop.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Well he kicked the bucket and right after he died.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Well i'm to lazy to learn guitar so i'll just go buy Guitar Hero.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Well if love is a crime i think i'll be okay for a while.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Well is that magical!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Well you need to choke on a penut and die.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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What kind of socks are you looking for? Uh... clean ones.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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What do you mean there is no more jello?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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What do you mean you don't love me?
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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What does illitarit maen?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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What if all of this was a dream?
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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What's a stripper daddy?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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What's next Arnold Schwarzenegger the governor of California?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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What's type 19 diabetes?
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Whatever you're doing right now stop it and go make me lunch.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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When all else fails become a street performer.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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When all else fails call Abraham Lincoln
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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When all else fails eat chocolate equivalent to your weight.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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When all else fails join the circus.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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When i grow up i want to be a professional break dancer.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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When i grow up i want to be a professional street performer.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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When in doubt make it sound convincing
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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When in doubt repetitively scream numbers.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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When life gives you lemons, squirt them in life's face.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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When pigs fly we will no longer have cars.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Whenever you think something is cool someone just has ruin it.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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White boy dance contest participant
2009.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Who cares about 2x4's we all know 79x173's are where its at.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Who says you can't run and eat at the same time?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Why am i wearing this
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Why don't you all give yourself a pat on the back.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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XYZ- eXamine Your Zipper.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Ye olde English.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Yo if you don't back up i'll drop you like a fetus.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Yo me llamo turtle
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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You are going to have some new clothes.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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You better check yo self before you mess yo self.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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You really need to shave.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You will now be labeled, welcome to high school.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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You've probably never heard of it.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Your just jealous of my fanny pack.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Your just not cool enough to wear a sweater vest.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Your smarticle.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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