I have a very distinct odor



its reminiscent of arby's sauce and 3 ninjas movies

*sniff*

I like the word satchel.

*chain sniff*

I really like sandwiches.

i can smell tora from here, and we live in different regions of the united states of america.

I worked with a girl in Hawaii who was a fan of Threadless. then, 6 months later i joined.



Also, i was born with 4 arms.

I was going to meet a friend in a bar on Brunswick Street wearing this shirt:








When I got there my friend had a really drunk guy trying to pick her up. She was pretty clearly not interested and was making "save me" faces and so I started running interference for her by talking to drunk guy.



At one stage he stumbled and grabbed hold of my arm to steady himself. His head bobbed down so he was staring at my chest, when he looked up again he said:



"Is that a threadless shirt?"



And here we are.

Satchel is a cool word.



I always thought defenestrate was the coolest word ever.

no, spatula is.

i like the word "beige," because it sounds exactly the same as it looks. it's just...beige.

I like cheese, but I'm lactose intolerant so cheese doesn't like me. It's horrible.

Wait, wouldn't it be "bayzh" then?

Gah, I don't know....maybe I pronounce beige oddly.

i fart on everyone

it's true. She just farted on me.

This place smells of Annie's farts and Tum Tum.

I like people to wear the things that my head is telling me to write. Well i have a bunch of crazy slogans coming up like everyday. Every time something pops in my head, i write about it. check it out you might want to see some of my distinctive cry. http://www.threadless.com/profile/802419/zerobriant

I secretly wish (well, not so secretly now!) that picking one's nose was not such a frowned upon social phobia.

Boogers are said to boost your immune system.

I never get sick... but I don't eat them.

i have a fear of adhesives....no joke. makes things really complicated



especially band-aids

it was hard enough typing that.

goodness gracious gross.

now i have to wash my hands 10 times.

what about adhesives freaks you out?



just the stickiness?

I like to make a low-pitched hum at a high volume that ordinarily would be clearly audible, but when travelling on the bus it is masked by the sound of the engine so only I know I'm making it! I just live for the thrill of someone finding out & maybe joining in.



...Also, I follow people home to see if they will feed me.