A B C isn't as easy as 2 1 3
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Adam & Steve? Now that you mention it Eve does look like a ma
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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ADHD: One time I was riding my bike, HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Church is just a shortend version of Chru(t)ch
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Did I hurt your feelings? O wait you don't have any.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Don't ask me if I'm finding everything all right
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Englsih is my favorete supject.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Falling in love hurts. (emphasis on Falling)
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Flower Power...just makes me sneeze
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Goldfish can swim upside down too!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Guns don't kill people. Murder's do.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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HOLY SHIP. I swear I saw this flying ship.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I don't just go above and beyond, I go below too.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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I fling poo!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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I made a boner.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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I use AXE will you sleep with me?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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I'm freeeeeee, freeee fallliinnnn becaussee I'm skkyyydiving
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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If music comes from the heart you must have a bad one.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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iplay irun ipod ipoop
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Is it cold in here? Or are you just happy to see me?
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Jesus tried to play hide and seek by covering his eyes He cheated
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Lemonade: Helping lemons live better since 1104
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Mullets: The killer of the 80's
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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My cell phone is hands free and feet free too!!!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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NASCAR: I enjoy watching cars make left turns!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Party like a...wait I've never been to a party
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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PETA: People eating Tasty Animals. Mmmmm
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Scotch and Tape fix everything.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Smile :) You're life is a joke.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Stop playing with your meat!!!! ...But I work in the Meat Dept.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The problem with shirts? Someone else owns this same one
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The problem with shirts? Someone else owns this same one.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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They say giving birth is like pooping a watermelon.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt says I love you. Why do I have to?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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You are amazing (back) at nothing
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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You fall from Heaven? Because your face sure looks like it.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You suck! No, I actually blow!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Your as cold as ice, on the sun.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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