Easy Street Is Surprisingly Difficult To Find.
of 15 votes, 53% like it
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You Call It Being Lazy, I Call It Being Patient.
of 15 votes, 73% like it
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Imagination Is Why That Unicorn Is Standing Behind You.
of 13 votes, 54% like it
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Science Fiction: Cause Regular Fiction Isn't Unbelievable Enough.
of 15 votes, 67% like it
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A Geologists Plans Are Always Set In Stone.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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I Hate To Argue With You, But I'm Really Good At It.
of 31 votes, 52% like it
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Acupuncture Used To Be Called Stabbing.
of 41 votes, 46% like it
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Invisibility: I'll Believe It When I Can't See It.
of 43 votes, 53% like it
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I'm Not Pale, I Just Have A Computer Tan.
of 39 votes, 62% like it
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Warning: Flashes Of Brilliance May Cause Temporary Blindness.
of 40 votes, 68% like it
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Mummies: Layers And Layers Of Fun!
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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Being Showered With Gifts Would Probably Hurt.
of 42 votes, 74% like it
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I Have Friends In High Places. They're Mostly Birds.
of 38 votes, 53% like it
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Math Taught Me To Divide. Video Games Taught Me To Conquer.
of 48 votes, 71% like it
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I've Found That Slow And Steady Is The Fastest Way To Lose A Race
of 32 votes, 63% like it
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Swallowing Your Pride Is Probably A Choking Hazard.
of 48 votes, 67% like it
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Simon Told Me That Conformity Is Awesome.
of 43 votes, 72% like it
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My Evil Twin Is A Lot Better Looking.
of 39 votes, 51% like it
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Sadly, Meteorologists Can't Predict Brainstorming.
of 35 votes, 49% like it
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Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid! (smaller text) Of That Guy Behind Me.
of 39 votes, 56% like it
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I'd Be More Attractive If I Were A Magnet.
of 44 votes, 77% like it
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Modern Opportunity Rings The Doorbell.
of 32 votes, 59% like it
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I'm Not Arrogant, I'm Just Really Really Good At Lots Of Things.
of 50 votes, 66% like it
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I Tried Whistling While I Worked. I Was Quickly Fired.
of 44 votes, 57% like it
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I Often See A Lot Of Myself In Mirrors.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
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Violence Is The Answer If The Question Is About Boxing.
of 39 votes, 54% like it
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My Imagination Isn't As Good As My Pet Dragon's.
of 43 votes, 67% like it
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Ventriloquists Always Talk To The Hand.
of 50 votes, 52% like it
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Reincarnation: Deja Vu's older, more complicated cousin.
of 45 votes, 78% like it
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Fashion Designers Are Jeaniuses
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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I Get All My Energy From The Sun. And Candy.
of 53 votes, 62% like it
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I Don't Rarely Not Contradict Myself.
of 47 votes, 57% like it
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I Am Unstoppable. Unless You Count Walls And Locked Doors.
of 50 votes, 64% like it
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I Hear Things Through Grapevines, But They Usually Just Whine.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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The War On Drugs Is Disoriented And Full Of Pretty Colors.
of 50 votes, 70% like it
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Bowling: Where It's Always Cool To Go On Strike.
of 42 votes, 64% like it
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The Apple Falls Farther From The Tree If You Throw It.
of 37 votes, 59% like it
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My Favorite Part Of Underground Movements Are The Tunnels.
of 36 votes, 64% like it
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The Final Stage Of My Life Will Probably Involve A Boss Battle.
of 54 votes, 65% like it
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The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side, But This Side Has Cake.
of 44 votes, 50% like it
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The Beginning Of The End Is An E.
of 52 votes, 63% like it
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Men Of Steel Only Have One Fear: Magnets.
of 61 votes, 74% like it
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Proof Reading: Like Regular Reading, But With More Typos.
of 48 votes, 56% like it
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Explosions Are The Funnest Way To Learn From Your Mistakes.
of 52 votes, 75% like it
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I'm In The Business Of Finding Alternatives To Working.
of 49 votes, 61% like it
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What Doesn't Kill You Is Possibly Edible.
of 56 votes, 57% like it
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I Draw The Line At Making Hypothetical Invisible Barriers.
of 56 votes, 66% like it
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The Long And Winding Road Leads To Horrible Gas Mileage.
of 54 votes, 59% like it
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Pirate Parties Are Rarely Off The Hook.
of 57 votes, 75% like it
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Video Games Keep Me Prepared In Case Of Alien Invasion.
of 57 votes, 72% like it
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When History Repeats Itself, Math Will Still Be Stupid.
of 45 votes, 58% like it
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(on bright colored shirt) I'm Terrible At Blending In.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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I Have A Photographic Memory. Unfortunately, I Ran Out Of Film.
of 49 votes, 49% like it
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Curiosity Killed My Cat. As Did The Car That Ran It Over.
of 60 votes, 65% like it
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If At First You Don't Succeed, Try An Easier Difficulty Setting
of 68 votes, 78% like it
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Video Games Took My Life To A Whole Different Level.
of 61 votes, 69% like it
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Life Would Be More Interesting If It Rained Unicorns And Centaurs
of 54 votes, 56% like it
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Take It From Me, Don't Take Stuff From Other People.
of 60 votes, 43% like it
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My Eyes Always Have Something To Look Forward To.
of 54 votes, 50% like it
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Making Up Mythical Animals is as easy As Tyranodragoncat.
of 51 votes, 41% like it
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Dance Like You Believe The Government Isn't Watching.
of 60 votes, 47% like it
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I Give The Best Self-Compliments
of 58 votes, 47% like it
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Stealing The Spotlight Is A Good Way To Be Caught Stealing.
of 67 votes, 66% like it
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Back In My Day, Philosophy Was Just Called Thinking.
of 58 votes, 57% like it
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Blink Once If You're Really Into Secret Codes.
of 62 votes, 48% like it
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(on back) I Put My Past Behind Me.
of 53 votes, 38% like it
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Pushing The Limits Is Easier Than Pulling My Weight.
of 50 votes, 44% like it
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Mythology: I'll Believe It When I Get My Unicorn.
of 65 votes, 52% like it
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People Who Live In Glass Houses Shouldn't Do Anything Illegal.
of 63 votes, 54% like it
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Physics: It Really Is Rocket Science.
of 66 votes, 56% like it
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I Would Show You My Invisibility Cloak, But I Can't Find It.
of 82 votes, 65% like it
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Curiosity: Murdering Cats Since The Beginning Of Time.
of 66 votes, 48% like it
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Imagination Turned My Towel Into A Cape
of 76 votes, 58% like it
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Firing Squads Rarely Aim To Please.
of 76 votes, 54% like it
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Cliffhangers Often End Without Warni
of 68 votes, 56% like it
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Will Work For Employment Opportunities
of 68 votes, 49% like it
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My #1 Goal In Life Is To Stop Prioritizing.
of 67 votes, 55% like it
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I'm Prepared For Anything. Except The Unexpected.
of 74 votes, 50% like it
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Archaeologists Party Like It's 1999 B.C.
of 69 votes, 42% like it
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Don't Bust A Move That You Can't Replace.
of 86 votes, 52% like it
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Fish Always Get Into The Best Schools.
of 71 votes, 49% like it
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Burning Your Bridges Is More Fun When Explosives Are Involved.
of 68 votes, 54% like it
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Sadly, Sitting Never Stood A Chance.
of 78 votes, 59% like it
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If You're Happy And You Know It, You Don't Need Therapy.
of 78 votes, 55% like it
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I Grabbed Life By The Horns, But It Trampled Me Anyway.
of 74 votes, 54% like it
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Fractions Help Me Divide And Conquer.
of 79 votes, 52% like it
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If You're Living The Dream, You Should Probably Wake Up.
of 77 votes, 69% like it
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If I Were Undercover, I'd Probably Be In Bed.
of 72 votes, 49% like it
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The Fountain Of Youth Tastes Like Fruit Punch.
of 70 votes, 56% like it
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Carpentry: Where It's Always Hammer Time.
of 72 votes, 54% like it
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I Brought A Pen To A Sword Fight. It Ended With A Draw.
of 90 votes, 70% like it
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Justice Is So Judgmental.
of 65 votes, 42% like it
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School Taught Me There Are Many More Exciting Things Than School.
of 79 votes, 54% like it
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I Learned How To Read From A Rainbow.
of 76 votes, 61% like it
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High School Would Have Been More Fun If It Was Set To Music.
of 67 votes, 52% like it
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Fairy Tales Should Always Have A Beginning, Middle, And Dragon.
of 73 votes, 66% like it
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Prophecy: It's Ahead Of It's Time.
of 56 votes, 52% like it
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Rainbows Always Pass Their Tests With Flying Colors.
of 68 votes, 54% like it
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Fairy Tales Taught Me That Pigs Make Horrible Architects.
of 82 votes, 41% like it
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Follow The Leader Is Just Creative Stalking.
of 70 votes, 63% like it
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Spontaneous Combustion Blows My Mind.
of 81 votes, 54% like it
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Fairy Tales Are The Frog's Main Source Of Hope.
of 64 votes, 55% like it
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The Internet: Making It Easier To Rewrite History.
of 77 votes, 62% like it
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Hyperspace Is Like Regular Space With A Sugar Addiction.
of 73 votes, 64% like it
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Commas: Helping Perfect The Awkward, Um, Moment.
of 72 votes, 65% like it
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700 Years Ago, This Shirt Would Have Been A Suit Of Armor.
of 69 votes, 52% like it
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I'm Constantly Procrastinating. I'll Explain Later.
of 82 votes, 63% like it
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Pyromaniacs: The Literal Trail Blazers.
of 65 votes, 51% like it
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I Broke The Law. It Was Surprisingly Fragile.
of 81 votes, 60% like it
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Falling Apart: It's How The Cookie Crumbles.
of 69 votes, 54% like it
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I'm Not Losing, I'm Just Preparing For A Dramatic Comeback.
of 96 votes, 78% like it
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I Went Against The Grain, And Now Wheat Is Out To Get Me.
of 71 votes, 61% like it
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Being Ignorant Is None Of My Concern.
of 79 votes, 57% like it
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Taking Candy From A Baby Is Like Taking Anything From A Baby.
of 79 votes, 63% like it
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My Learning Curve Is Actually A Circle.
of 77 votes, 65% like it
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The Call Of The Wild Sounds A Lot Like An Angry Bear.
of 71 votes, 62% like it
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Everything Becomes More Official Once It's Laminated.
of 84 votes, 70% like it
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Extra Terrestrials Are The Leading Experts In Alienation.
of 63 votes, 52% like it
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I Choose To Row My Boat Aggressively Down The Stream.
of 86 votes, 74% like it
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Warning: The Road Less Traveled Is Now Closed Due To Traffic.
of 82 votes, 74% like it
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My Spine: It Has My Back.
of 75 votes, 65% like it
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Free Falling Is A Lot Cheaper Than Sky Diving.
of 82 votes, 61% like it
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(upside down) If You Can Read This, Something Has Gone Wrong.
of 70 votes, 66% like it
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I Walked A Mile In Someone Else's Shoes, And Now I'm Lost.
of 75 votes, 55% like it
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Being Caught Red Handed Is More Fun If You're Finger Painting.
of 95 votes, 71% like it
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Street Fighting Is A Lot Harder In Real Life.
of 77 votes, 52% like it
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Clouds Are Always Stealing My Thunder.
of 78 votes, 56% like it
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I Brake For Large, Unmovable Objects.
of 95 votes, 78% like it
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I'm Not Wandering, I'm Searching For Hidden Treasure.
of 78 votes, 60% like it
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Reality Would Be Less Boring If It Had Dragons And Time Travel.
of 92 votes, 53% like it
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Flamethrowers: Making All Other Weapons Seem Boring Since 1901.
of 81 votes, 65% like it
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Rainy Days Would Be Better If It Rained Gumdrops.
of 81 votes, 57% like it
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Halloween: A Happy Occasion For Both Children And Dentists Alike.
of 75 votes, 47% like it
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Gingerbread Men: Making Cannibalism A Family Activity.
of 82 votes, 60% like it
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Never Trust A Zebra. They Only See The World In Black And White.
of 73 votes, 42% like it
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If Your Pants Are On Fire, Being A Liar Becomes Less Important.
of 98 votes, 77% like it
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Black Holes: Murdering Light Since 1783.
of 73 votes, 53% like it
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Live Dangerously. Walk Backwards.
of 75 votes, 68% like it
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Fiction Writers Keep It Faux Real.
of 80 votes, 60% like it
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Unfortunately, My Lucky Stars Have Recently Gone Supernova.
of 84 votes, 69% like it
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This Moment Would Taste Better If It Were Sugar Coated.
of 75 votes, 53% like it
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Taking The Easy Way Out Is Always Possible If You Wear A Jetpack.
of 62 votes, 44% like it
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Don't Break Even. It's Surprisingly Expensive To Replace.
of 74 votes, 64% like it
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Fighting Fire With Fire: Proof That Anything Can Become A Saying.
of 76 votes, 63% like it
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My Claim To Fame Is Still Pending.
of 79 votes, 58% like it
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Reaching For The Stars Will Leave You With Badly Burned Hands.
of 70 votes, 56% like it
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Gravity: Making Orbits And Water Slides Possible Since 1687.
of 66 votes, 56% like it
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The Word On The Street Is Graffiti.
of 104 votes, 76% like it
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This Shirt Is Only A Monocle And A Top Hat Away From Being Formal
of 58 votes, 47% like it
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Walking Down A Dark Alley Is More Fun If You're Bowling.
of 62 votes, 42% like it
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Why Take Your Time When You Could Take Someone Else's?
of 66 votes, 52% like it
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Large Black Cauldrons: Where Magic Happens.
of 77 votes, 55% like it
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Shooting Stars: Proof That Space Is Trying To Kill Us.
of 109 votes, 71% like it
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1000 Monkeys Using Typewriters Wrote This Shirt.
of 83 votes, 49% like it
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Reading A Book Is More Fun When It's A Movie.
of 97 votes, 61% like it
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(in UV ink) If You Can Read This, We're Safe From Vampires.
of 99 votes, 70% like it
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This Shirt Doubles As A Cape When I'm Fighting Evil.
of 89 votes, 66% like it
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I'm Noticing My Observational Skills Aren't What They Used To Be.
of 92 votes, 76% like it
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Looking On The Bright Side Is Impossible For Vampires.
of 82 votes, 59% like it
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Hitting A Milestone Wrecked My Car.
of 87 votes, 64% like it
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All Work And No Play Makes For A Surprisingly Interesting Story.
of 71 votes, 59% like it
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Failure Is Actually About Half Of The Options.
of 80 votes, 55% like it
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Hidden Messages Are So Cliche.( uv/glow) But Finding Them Is Fun.
of 79 votes, 65% like it
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You'd Be Surprised How Many Hypothetical Situations I've Been In.
of 81 votes, 62% like it
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The Musical: Because Frolicking At The Office Is Weird.
of 72 votes, 36% like it
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Seeing Dead People Is Less Interesting If You're An Undertaker.
of 86 votes, 59% like it
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The Tenth Layer Of Hell Is An Eternity Of Watching Reality TV.
of 75 votes, 47% like it
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The Pen Is Only Mightier Than The Sword If You Draw A Dragon.
of 99 votes, 57% like it
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A Big, Red, Jovial Dog Ate My List Of Excuses.
of 73 votes, 59% like it
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My Shirt Says You Should Probably Stop Getting Advice From Shirts
of 85 votes, 41% like it
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Puppeteers Always Have Their Hands In Something.
of 79 votes, 51% like it
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Earth: Dominating The Universe Since Forever.
of 73 votes, 34% like it
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Reality Is What I Do When I Run Out Of Lives.
of 77 votes, 55% like it
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Fearing Fear Itself Made Me Afraid Of Everything.
of 80 votes, 46% like it
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My Career As A Crash Test Dummy Has Recently Hit A Wall.
of 89 votes, 67% like it
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I Fight All My Battles With Buttons And A Directional Pad.
of 78 votes, 44% like it
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Dragons: The Original Jet-Pack.
of 76 votes, 39% like it
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The Monsters Under My Bed Think I'm Paranoid.
of 81 votes, 54% like it
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Video Games: Because Life Doesn't Have Enough Alien Invasions.
of 81 votes, 62% like it
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I Enjoy Doing The Impossible.
of 74 votes, 41% like it
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I Settle My Disputes With Sword Fights.
of 74 votes, 53% like it
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Condescension Is For People Less Awesome Than Me.
of 74 votes, 57% like it
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Sticks And Stones May Break Bones, But Nun-chucks Are Faster.
of 86 votes, 49% like it
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My Superpowers Include Palindrome Radar And Ironic Phrasings.
of 73 votes, 47% like it
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I'd Rather Be Rescuing The Princess.
of 96 votes, 46% like it
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My Side Effects Include Awkward Silence And Staring Contests.
of 90 votes, 53% like it
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Raise Your Hand If You Often Do What A Stranger Tells You To.
of 90 votes, 53% like it
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This Shirt: Making You Waste Your Time Since 12 Seconds Ago.
of 95 votes, 53% like it
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I Like To Think Outside The Quadrilateral Parallelogram.
of 130 votes, 81% like it
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Being A Vegetarian Won't Stop A Bear From Eating You.
of 139 votes, 75% like it
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My Talents Are So Well Hidden, I Have Yet To Find One.
of 126 votes, 68% like it
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I Want To Be Less Apathetic, But What's The Point?
of 114 votes, 64% like it
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Life isn't a competition, but I'm still going to win.
of 131 votes, 56% like it
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It's not called Pale anymore, it's called a Computer Tan.
of 128 votes, 63% like it
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Caution: I randomly tackle strangers.
of 105 votes, 48% like it
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I'm more impressive in high-def.
of 111 votes, 49% like it
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I'm more successful on the internet.
of 105 votes, 45% like it
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I'm only visible when people look at me.
of 121 votes, 54% like it
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