Congrats on #5, Sam! The type turned out really well. It fits the tee perfectly.

Congrats!

You finally got your 4th print! An excellent slogan, as well. Your profile is symmetric, now. :)

Now the wait for #5 begins...

Not going to run on too much, just wanted to say thanks to the people who voted for this, and the people who decided to print it.

Have some pie as a thank you gift.



Have a good day. :)

Welcome to my 365 day long slogan adventure. Prepare to either be dazzled or head into a shame spiral.

Anyway, here we go!

12/9/09 - Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Buffet Style.
12/7/09 - Apathy: Our Country's Leading Cause Of Whatever.
12/7/09 - My Constant Worrying Is Starting To Become A Concern.
12/6/09 - Contortionists Are Always Bending Over Backwards For People.
12/4/09 - The Battle Between My Past And Future Is Making My Present Tense.
12/3/09 - One Day, I'm Going To Get Even With The Law Of Averages.
12/3/09 - Math Is Starting To Become A Problem.
12/2/09 - Reality Is Fine, But Fantasy Got Me A Dragon With Laser Vision.
12/2/09 - Arrogant Chefs Never Leggo Their Ego.
12/1/09 - Escape Artists Can Paint Their Way Out Of Anything.
12/1/09 - This May Come Back To Haunt Me, But I'm Afraid Of Ghosts.
12/1/09 - I Didn't Escape From A Mental Hospital, I Creative Departed.
12/1/09 - Retyping Is The Modern Way Of Rewriting History.
11/30/09 - Dictatorship: A Game Of Follow The Leader Gone Horribly Wrong.
11/30/09 - Falling Flat On Your Face Is Fun If You're In A Bouncy Castle.
11/29/09 - (on back) You Don't Know It, But We're Currently Racing.
11/27/09 - Zombies: Proof That Time Kinda Sorta Heals All Wounds.
11/25/09 - Compasses Give My Life A New Direction.
11/24/09 - The Voices In My Head Tell Me I Need To Get My Hearing Checked.
11/24/09 - Zombies Love An Open Mind.
11/23/09 - Easy Street Is Surprisingly Difficult To Find.
11/22/09 - You Call It Being Lazy, I Call It Being Patient.
11/22/09 - Imagination Is Why That Unicorn Is Standing Behind You.
11/22/09 - Science Fiction: Cause Regular Fiction Isn't Unbelievable Enough.
11/20/09 - I Hate To Argue With You, But I'm Really Good At It.
11/16/09 - Acupuncture Used To Be Called Stabbing.
11/9/09 - Invisibility: I'll Believe It When I Can't See It.
11/2/09 - I'm Not Pale, I Just Have A Computer Tan.
10/30/09 - Warning: Flashes Of Brilliance May Cause Temporary Blindness.
10/29/09 - Mummies: Layers And Layers Of Fun!
10/29/09 - Being Showered With Gifts Would Probably Hurt.
10/28/09 - I Have Friends In High Places. They're Mostly Birds.
10/27/09 - Math Taught Me To Divide. Video Games Taught Me To Conquer.
10/26/09 - I've Found That Slow And Steady Is The Fastest Way To Lose A Race
10/25/09 - Simon Told Me That Conformity Is Awesome.
10/25/09 - Swallowing Your Pride Is Probably A Choking Hazard.
10/21/09 - Sadly, Meteorologists Can't Predict Brainstorming.
10/21/09 - My Evil Twin Is A Lot Better Looking.
10/20/09 - Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid! (smaller text) Of That Guy Behind Me.
10/19/09 - I'd Be More Attractive If I Were A Magnet.
10/19/09 - Modern Opportunity Rings The Doorbell.
10/19/09 - I'm Not Arrogant, I'm Just Really Really Good At Lots Of Things.
10/18/09 - I Tried Whistling While I Worked. I Was Quickly Fired.
10/18/09 - Violence Is The Answer If The Question Is About Boxing.
10/18/09 - I Often See A Lot Of Myself In Mirrors.
10/17/09 - My Imagination Isn't As Good As My Pet Dragon's.
10/16/09 - Ventriloquists Always Talk To The Hand.
10/15/09 - Reincarnation: Deja Vu's Older, More Complicated Cousin.
10/5/09 - Fashion Designers Are Jeaniuses
10/4/09 - I Am Unstoppable. Unless You Count Walls And Locked Doors.
10/4/09 - I Don't Rarely Not Contradict Myself.
10/3/09 - I Hear Things Through Grapevines, But They Usually Just Whine.
10/2/09 - The War Of Drugs Is Disoriented And Full Of Pretty Colors.
10/1/09 - Bowling: Where It's Always Cool To Go On Strike.
9/29/09 - My Favorite Part Of Underground Movements Are The Tunnels.
9/29/09 - The Apple Falls Father From The Tree If You Throw It.
9/28/09 - The Final Stage Of My Life Will Probably Involve A Boss Battle.
9/28/09 - The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side, But This Side Has Cake.
9/25/09 - The Beginning Of The End Is An E.
9/22/09 - Men Of Steel Only Have One Fear: Magnets.
9/21/09 - Proof Reading: Like Regular Reading, But With More Typos.
9/21/09 - Explosions Are The Funnest Way To Learn From Your Mistakes.
9/19/09 - I'm In The Business Of Finding Alternatives To Working.
9/17/09 - What Doesn't Kill You Is Possibly Edible.
9/17/09 - Lying: Because Reality Is Boring.
9/16/09 - I Draw The Line At Making Hypothetical Invisible Barriers.
9/15/09 - The Long And Winding Road Leads To Horrible Gas Mileage.
9/14/09 - Video Games Keep Me Prepared In Case Of Alien Invasion.
9/14/09 - Pirate Parties Are Rarely Off The Hook.
9/14/09 - When History Repeats Itself, Math Will Still Be Stupid.
9/13/09 - (on bright colored shirt) I'm Terrible At Blending In.
9/13/09 - I Have A Photographic Memory. Unfortunately, I Ran Out Of Film.
9/9/09 - Curiosity Killed My Cat. As Did The Car That Ran It Over.
9/8/09 - If At First You Don't Succeed, Try An Easier Difficulty Setting
9/7/09 - Life Would Be More Interesting If It Rained Unicorns And Centaurs
9/7/09 - Video Games Took My Life To A Whole Different Level.
9/6/09 - Take It From Me, Don't Take Stuff From Other People.
9/4/09 - My Eyes Always Have Something To Look Forward To.
9/3/09 - Dance Like You Believe The Government Isn't Watching.
9/3/09 - Making Up Mythical Animals is as Easy As Tyranodragoncat.
8/31/09 - I Give The Best Self Compliments
8/30/09 - Stealing The Spotlight Is A Good Way To Be Caught Stealing.
8/29/09 - (on back) I Put My Past Behind Me.
8/29/09 - Blink Once If You're Really Into Secret Codes.
8/2/28 - Pushing The Limits Is Easier Than Pulling My Weight.
8/20/09 - Physics: It Really Is Rocket Science.
8/20/09 - People Who Live In Glass Houses Shouldn't Do Anything Illegal.
8/20/09 - Mythology: I'll Believe It When I Get My Unicorn.
8/17/09 - I Would Show You My Invisibility Cloak, But I Can't Find It.
8/5/09 - Curiosity: Murdering Cats Since The Beginning Of Time.
8/4/09 - Imagination Turned My Towel Into A Cape
8/2/09 - Firing Squads Rarely Aim To Please.
8/1/09 - Cliffhangers Often End Without Warni
7/30/09 - Will Work For Employment Opportunities.
7/29/09 - My #1 Goal In Life Is To Stop Prioritizing.
7/27/09 - I'm Prepared For Anything. Except The Unexpected.
7/24/09 - Archaeologists Party Like It's 1999 B.C.
7/23/09 - Don't Bust A Move That You Can't Replace.
7/22/09 - Fish Always Get Into The Best Schools.
7/21/09 - Burning Your Bridges Is More Fun When Explosives Are Involved.
7/20/09 - Sadly, Sitting Never Stood A Chance.
7/10/09 - If You're Happy And You Know It, You Don't Need Therapy.
7/8/09 - I Grabbed Life By The Horns, But It Trampled Me Anyway.
7/6/09 - Fractions Help Me Divide And Conquer.
7/5/09 - If You're Living The Dream, You Should Probably Wake Up.
7/2/09 - If I Were Undercover, I'd Probably Be In Bed.
7/1/09 - The Fountain Of Youth Tastes Like Fruit Punch.
6/30/09 - Carpentry: Where It's Always Hammer Time.
6/28/09 - I Brought A Pencil To A Sword Fight. It Ended With A Draw.
6/25/09 - Justice Is So Judgmental.
6/24/09 - I Learned How To Read From A Rainbow.
6/23/09 - High School Would Have Been More Fun If It Was Set To Music.
6/22/09 - Prophecy: It's Ahead Of It's Time.
6/22/09 - Fairy Tales Should Always Have A Beginning, Middle, And Dragon.
6/15/09 - Rainbows Always Pass Their Tests With Flying Colors.
6/14/09 - Fairy Tales Taught Me That Pigs Make Horrible Architects.
6/12/09 - Follow The Leader Is Just Creative Stalking.
6/11/09 - Spontaneous Combustion Blows My Mind.
6/9/09 - Fairy Tales Are The Frog's Main Source Of Hope.
6/7/09 - The Internet: Making It Easier To Rewrite History.
6/4/09 - Commas: Helping Perfect The Awkward, Um, Moment.
6/4/09 - Hyperspace Is Like Regular Space With A Sugar Addiction.
6/3/09 - 700 Years Ago, This Shirt Would Have Been A Suit Of Armor.
6/2/09 - I'm Constantly Procrastinating. I'll Explain Later.
6/1/09 - Pyromaniacs: The Literal Trail Blazers.
5/29/09 - I Broke The Law. It Was Surprisingly Fragile.
5/27/09 - Falling Apart: It's How The Cookie Crumbles.
5/26/09 - I'm Not Losing, I'm Just Preparing For A Dramatic Comeback.
5/25/09 - I Went Against The Grain, And Now Wheat Is Out To Get Me.
5/24/09 - Being Ignorant Is None Of My Concern.
5/23/09 - Taking Candy From A Baby Is Like Taking Anything From A Baby.
5/22/09 - My Learning Curve Is Actually A Circle.
5/21/09 - The Call Of The Wild Sounds A lot Like An Angry Bear.
5/19/09 - Everything Becomes More Officials Once It's Laminated.
5/19/09 - Extra Terrestrials Are The Leading Experts In Alienation.
5/19/09 - Warning: The Road Less Traveled Is Now Closed Due To Traffic.
5/19/09 - I Choose To Row My Boat Aggressively Down The Stream.
5/16/09 - My Spine: It Has My Back.
5/14/09 - Free Falling Is A Lot Cheaper Than Sky Diving.
5/13/09 - (upside down) If You Can Read This, Something Has Gone Wrong.
5/12/09 - I Walked A Mile In Someone Else's Shoes, And Now I'm Lost.
5/11/09 - Being Caught Red Handed Is More Fun If You're Finger Painting.
5/10/09 - Street Fighting Is A Lot Harder In Real Life.
5/8/09 - Clouds Are Always Stealing My Thunder.
5/8/09 - I'm Not Arrogant, But I Am Very Good At Gloating.
5/5/09 - I Brake For Large, Unmovable Objects.
5/5/09 - I'm Not Wandering, I'm Searching For Hidden Treasure.
5/4/09 - Reality Would Be Less Boring If It Had Dragons And Time Travel.
5/3/09 - Flamethrowers: Making All Other Weapons Seem Boring Since 1901.
5/2/09 - Gingerbread Men: Making Cannibalism A Family Activity.
5/1/09 - Never Trust A Zebra. They Only See The World In Black And White.
4/30/09 - If Your Pants Are On Fire, Being A Liar Becomes Less Important.
4/29/09 - Black Holes: Murdering Light Since 1783.
4/28/09 - Live Dangerously. Walk Backwards.
4/27/09 - Fiction Writers Keep It Faux Real.
4/26/09 - Unfortunately, All My Lucky Stars Have Recently Gone Supernova.
4/26/09 - This Moment Would Taste Better If It Were Sugar Coated.
4/25/09 - Taking The Easy Way Out Is Always Possible If You Wear A Jetback.
4/23/09 - Don't Break Even. It's Surprisingly Expensive To Replace.
4/23/09 - Fighting Fire With Fire: Proof That Anything Can Become A Saying.
4/22/09 - My Claim To Fame Is Still Pending.
4/21/09 - Reaching For The Stars Will Leave You With Badly Burned Hands.
4/20/09 - Gravity: Making Orbits And Water Slides Possible Since 1687.
4/18/09 - The Word On The Street Is Graffiti.
4/17/09 - Thie Shirt Is Only A Monocle And A Top Hat Away From Being Formal
4/15/09 - Walking Down A Dark Alley Is More Fun If You're Bowling.
4/14/09 - Why Take Your Time When You Could Take Someone Else's?
4/13/09 - Large Black Cauldrons: Where Magic Happens.
4/10/09 - Shooting Stars: Proof That Space Is Trying To Kill Us.
4/9/09 - 1000 Monkeys Using Typewriters Wrote This Shirt.
4/7/09 - Reading A Book Is More Fun When It's A Movie.
4/6/09 - (in UV ink) If You Can Read This, We're Safe From Vampires.
4/6/09 - This Shirt Doubles As A Cape When I'm Fighting Evil.
3/30/09 - I'm Noticing My Observational Skills Aren't What They Used To Be.
3/29/09 - Looking On The Bright Side Is Impossible For Vampires.
3/28/09 - Hitting A Milestone Wrecked My Car.
3/26/09 - All Work And No Play Makes For A Surprisingly Interesting Story.
3/25/09 - Failure Is Actually About Half Of The Options.
3/24/09 - Hidden Messages Are So Cliche. ( uv/glow) But Finding Them Is Fun.
3/23/09 - You'd Be Surprised How Many Hypothetical Situations I've Been In.
3/22/09 - The Musical: Because Frolicking At The Office Is Weird.
3/20/09 - Seeing Dead People Is Less Interesting If You're An Undertaker.
3/20/09 - The Tenth Layer Of Hell Is An Eternity Of Watching Reality TV.
3/19/09 - The Pen Is Only Mightier Than The Sword If You Draw A Dragon.
3/18/09 - A Big, Red, Jovial Dog Ate My List Of Excuses.
3/17/09 - My Shirt Says You Should Probably Stop Getting Advice From Shirts
3/16/09 - Puppeteers Always Have Their Hands In Something.
3/15/09 - Earth: Dominating The Universe Since Forever.
3/14/09 - Reality Is What I Do When I Run Out Of Lives.
3/13/09 - Feearing Fear Itself Made Me Afraid Of Everything.
3/12/09 - My Career As A Crash Test Dummy Has Recently Hit A Wall.
3/11/09 - I Fight All My Battles With Buttons And A Directional Pad.
3/10/09 - Dragons: The Original Jet-Pack.
3/9/09 - The Monsters Under My Bed Think I'm Paranoid.
3/8/09 - Video Games: Because Life Doesn't Have Enough Alien Invasions.
3/7/09 - I Enjoy Doing The Impossible.
3/6/09 - I Settle My Disputes With Sword Fights.
3/5/09 - Condescension Is For People Less Awesome Than Me.
3/4/09 - Sticks And Stones May Break Bones, But Nun-Chucks Are Faster
3/3/09 - My Superpowers Include Palindrome Radar And Ironic Phrasings.
3/2/09 - I'd Rather Be Rescuing The Princess.


Now, support my fellow 365ers, who deserve your attention much more than I do. Especially because they're all very good looking.

lunchboxbrain
Larlar
courtney pie
Tim Scribble
martiandrivein
davidfromdallas
Bio-Bot 9000
krokun
Brentendo
jess4002
Tishon
bryn rhys
FRICKINAWESOME
toopersent
rbthatcher
Retroludo
Krimson
jrso390
staffell
greenttentacle
Shandala
beboo
hellolindsay
PuppetMeat
tsco809
JeremyCShipp
Maltzmania
Tikimasters
kartuneHustla
debauched
T-Lou
nintechno
thekevbot
Switz213
jshepp
Exner83
scao
robroy05
soloyo
goliath
YAISH2
ryangoestoschool
FunnyMoney
Diffaract

Thank you.

So it's become pretty obvious to me that you can't have much success on this site without feedback (me = stupid until something is proven obvious most of the time). I've only delved into the slogan part of the site for now, but it's hard to see where your idea stands as the slogans filter out so quickly.

Anyway, I could use your help. If you have the time, it would be nice if I could get a few votes on my slogans. I don't care if you like them or hate them, I'd just like to know where they stand, and filter out the junk when possible.


Thanks much.

-Josh

Hello. Don't have a whole lot to say right now, but I wanted to get rid of that stupid 'no web presence' thing, and I thought I'd introduce myself. My name's Josh, I live in Wisconsin, love music (Radiohead, Nirvana, Meat Puppets [hence my name], Bright Eyes especially) and the internet (Facebook, Current). My main hobby is Chess, but I love playing baseball and soccer, and most sports in general.

I found out about Threadless about a year ago in a magazine, then promptly forgot it for a while, and ended up joining the site a few days ago. I've mostly just been submitting slogans, but have a few ideas for designs, which I will post for critique sometime soon.

Thank you for your time.