No, really, my phone number starts with 555
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I defecated while wearing this shirt.
tru dat.
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I made mud in this shirt. Weird, huh.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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shirt 1 of 3
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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afraid of the dork
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Haris Pilton wiped her nose on this shirt.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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you should see the inside of this shirt
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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suffering from chronic turtle head
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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are my nipple clamps showing?
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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my other shirt is made from rubber
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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i lick myself
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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38% of humans like this shirt
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I've done very bad things in this shirt. Unspeakable things.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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i like shirts
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Man, the places this shirt has been.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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my 2nd favorite shirt
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I look forward to playing pinochle in your snout.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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fart connoisseur
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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tinkle connoisseur
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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It was a cool shirt when I bought it, now not so much.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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got this shirt off a dead guy
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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i killed a man in this shirt
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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i paid dearly for this shirt
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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sham wow my tinkle
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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obey sham wow guy
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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your future baby daddy
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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insert baby here
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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gigantic ovaries
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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...and your point being?
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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2003 Akron Citizen of the Year
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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stand back, growing pubic hair.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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can't talk, ovulating.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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stand back, ovulating.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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only mildly retarded
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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You just stepped in ant poop.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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If pencils were toast I would eat them.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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robot dance or funky chicken? I can do both.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Second to many
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I was illconceived
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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crud muffin
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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This shirt goes out to all the blind and illiterate out there!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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inert in a shirt
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Mmmmmm, urinal cakes.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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My shirt is more ironic than yours.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My first ironic tee. (am i wearing it right?)
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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