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Feb 19 '09 by BlueLobster
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one BAJILLION dollars

My t-shirt was packaged in the U.S.

I live in Canada.

Air from the U.S. was also in the package.

I have a piece of the U.S. with me.

I am holding America hostage.

toopersent on Feb 19 '09 at 8:08pm

we don't negotiate with terrorists...

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 8:10pm

spacesick 2 on Feb 19 '09 at 8:11pm

it's true, we don't

also, canadian air is heavier than ours, so it pushed itself into the box and our air flew home. like when you open up a freezer and the hot air wants in.

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 8:31pm

ransom is now 1 jillion dollars

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 8:34pm

They're on their way

kashlen on Feb 19 '09 at 8:35pm

Could you just give us the one MILLION dollars because we kinda are needing it these days...

Lhiiiz on Feb 19 '09 at 8:38pm

Would you mind taking the crippling financial debt we're in hostage? 'Cause that'd be great.

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 8:44pm

Lhiiiz

Lhiiiz on Feb 19 '09 at 8:38pm

Would you mind taking the crippling financial debt we're in hostage? 'Cause that'd be great.

Send it in a threadless package.

toopersent on Feb 19 '09 at 8:46pm

And make that in Canadian money...because in this fucked up economy your wacky hockey money is worth more.

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 8:51pm

Make it Euros.

toopersent on Feb 19 '09 at 8:52pm

or pounds!

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 8:54pm

toopersent on Feb 19 '09 at 8:46pm

And make that in Canadian money...because in this fucked up economy your wacky hockey money is worth more.

Im gonna need alot of Wayne Gretzkys

toopersent on Feb 19 '09 at 8:56pm

It seriously blows my mind that your money has hockey players on an iced over pond on the back.

At least it did when I went to Montreal last year. Crazy.

I prefer to have racists on my currency! Nothing says free economy like a bunch of slave owning presidents!

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 8:59pm

dont forget that old lady on our money from that one island

toopersent on Feb 19 '09 at 9:01pm

I didnt see that one... I preferred to keep the bills smaller. It made me feel icky just touching it.

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 9:06pm

Haha. Canada still recognizes the Queen of England!

Why didn't you guys cast off the monarchy? Oh, wait, I forgot. You're pussies.

(I'm just kidding. I love and respect Canada and all her citizens.)

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 9:09pm

You guys dont have to post here,since i have your entire nation hostage in my room.

toopersent on Feb 19 '09 at 9:10pm

Well shut the fucking window, its drafty in this bitch.

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 9:20pm

I CALL FOR A BOYCOTT AND PROTEST OF CANADA

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 9:21pm

Hey asshole you know what?

its now a bajillion dollars.

toopersent on Feb 19 '09 at 9:23pm

Canadians and their misspellings..

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 9:28pm

Shit.... Well, I'll guess we'll borrow the money form China.

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 9:29pm

^ *from* China.

EricDiaz on Feb 19 '09 at 9:30pm

Give me back my America!!

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 9:36pm

so far: Jack Bauer,a squadron of F-16's and Mel Gibson are hunting me down

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 9:41pm

YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!!!

NOW THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 9:43pm

(loads water gun)

EricDiaz on Feb 19 '09 at 9:45pm

gah! more robots!

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 9:47pm

Whatcha gonna do?

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 9:54pm

THE UNITED STATES' SECRET WEAPON

NARWHAL ARMY!

EricDiaz on Feb 19 '09 at 9:55pm

^woah! you better give it up dude...

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 9:57pm

Hmm...Jack Bauer,F-16's,Mel Gibson,Terminators,Itchy and Scratchy Robots and a narwhal army.

Heres your America back.

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 10:01pm

Victory

SuperRyan on Feb 19 '09 at 10:04pm

and, as a sign of friendship:

BlueLobster on Feb 19 '09 at 10:07pm

i swear this is legal tender

kashlen on Feb 19 '09 at 10:08pm

GO NARWHALS!

There was a narwhal design that was sub'd recently...I wish it would print because narwhals are the shit.com

28 days later

The_Ali on Mar 20 '09 at 1:40pm

HAHAHA. That's awesome.

I just wanted to shoot a friendly message and tell you I absolutely love your slogans :P

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