northerlywind
aka Julie is a girl, has been a member since December 11, 2008, has scored 704 submissions, giving an average score of 3.22.
Bread... the best thing since sliced bread.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
I am a natural born (mis)leader.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
I'm quite fluent in Latin. Of the pig variety, that is.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
The redundancy was an unexpected surprise.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
Lions are to safaris as we are to a food court.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
I'd talk, but I'm probably eating pizza.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
I'm a hypocrite,but that's okay because I never contradict myself
of 47 votes, 30% like it
I hATE it wHEN people emphaSIZE rANDom THINgs.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
Many years later, we'll talk about this and laugh... awkwardly.
of 63 votes, 43% like it
I need to spice up my life. I think I'll go get some wasabi.
of 47 votes, 26% like it
The easiest way to get from a to b is through the alphabet.
of 61 votes, 62% like it
This shirt literally makes a statement.
of 47 votes, 43% like it
Simple Math: This Shirt + Me = Infinite Awesome.
of 43 votes, 33% like it
I'm so much funner and betterer at grammar than you!
of 48 votes, 35% like it
Cut here: - - - - -
of 41 votes, 34% like it
WARNING: I Cackle.
of 39 votes, 44% like it
Self-contradiction is confusing, and yet strangely enlightening.
of 47 votes, 36% like it
Surrealism without purpose is like fish.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
Similes are about as much use as a chocolate teapot.
of 50 votes, 48% like it
Protons are extremely optimistic: they're always positive!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
Due to muscles and bones, we're ALL ugly inside.
of 40 votes, 33% like it
This shirt doubles as a zombie repellent.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
My mind couldn't contain its awesome so it spilled onto my shirt.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
Let's kill homework, since it killed trees!
of 40 votes, 23% like it
I can rise and shine, just not at the same time.
of 64 votes, 69% like it
I'm really awesome at being humble.
of 60 votes, 67% like it
Six days ago, tomorrow was next week.
of 55 votes, 45% like it
I have been known to drink Dihydrogen Monoxide, AKA H20.
of 43 votes, 21% like it
This True Paradox Is Confirmed.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
On that tangent, I enjoy using random math terms in conversation.
of 39 votes, 33% like it
In the beginning... there was a blank shirt.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
In terms of relative awesomeness, this shirts totally owns yours.
of 39 votes, 38% like it
This shirt has a secret message written in invisible ink.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
Essays: Explaining things that could be said in two sentences.
of 45 votes, 33% like it
Relax... I'm a ninja.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
Sarcastic Comment Loading. Please wait.
of 45 votes, 31% like it
I tend to compare my life to the books I read.
of 39 votes, 31% like it
Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
The answer to life is cookies. No, wait, 42. 42 cookies, then.
of 43 votes, 28% like it
If you say green beans slowly it sounds like gullible.
of 45 votes, 44% like it
Jesus: Rated E for everyone.
of 40 votes, 25% like it
This system has performed an illegal operation and will shut down
of 36 votes, 22% like it
Like, omg, did you like just totally like call me a valley girl?
of 35 votes, 31% like it
This shirt is made from 100% awesome.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
We're sorry, this mind has been taken over by aliens.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
Crikey! It's a stereotypical Australian, mate!
of 32 votes, 28% like it
... Screw this, I'm just going to take the stairs.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
I don\'t suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
of 50 votes, 46% like it
I use francais a lot to sound cool and mysterieux.
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Ahahahahahaaa!!! Wait....... what?
of 31 votes, 35% like it
I greatly enjoy using fantabulous words.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
Things To Do Today:
- Wake Up
- Survive
- Go Back To Bed
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Turning off the light makes me feel like I'm invisible.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
Why do banks leave doors open but chain the pens to the counters?
of 65 votes, 34% like it
Great minds think alike. That's why nobody ever understands me.
of 55 votes, 36% like it
I'm Sarcastic, what's YOUR super power?
of 60 votes, 32% like it
Rule #1: I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
Don't follow my footsteps -- I walk into walls.
of 57 votes, 32% like it
#FF0000 #0000FF and #FFFF00 are the primary colors.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
Super Powers.... ACTIVATE!
of 42 votes, 21% like it
If I could bring one thing to a desert island, it'd be Magic.
of 47 votes, 38% like it
Frolic: v. to play and run about happily
of 36 votes, 19% like it
Man! I wish MY school could break into choreographed dance.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
I googled you today and I'm very uncomfortable with what I found.
of 62 votes, 55% like it
The shirt dares you not to read this shirt. The shirt wins.
of 53 votes, 26% like it
I wish homework was asexual... so it would do itself.
of 57 votes, 32% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. "
of 18 votes, 11% like it
*RULER OF AWKWARD SITUATIONS*
of 51 votes, 20% like it
1f numb3r5 d1dn't ex15t, th15 sh1rt w0uldn't ex15t.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
All my ONLINE friends think I'm cool.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
Alliterations are awesome and also amazingly accurate.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
Blondes, brunettes, redheads.. what about people with black hair?
of 37 votes, 14% like it
But online, I'm like this super cool awesome person.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
Catcher in the Rye reference... GODDAMNIT!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
Choose your words carefully and incitefully.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
COINCIDENCE? I think not!!!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
CRAISINS = CRazy Awesome raISINS
of 20 votes, 10% like it
Crikey! It's a stereotypical Austrailian, mate!
of 0 votes, 0% like it
DANGER: Poison may cause toxic side effects.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Death by taxi is quite taxing.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
Deja vu: My life as a remix.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
DFTBA.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
Don't be trash, recycle.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
Don't forget what you have to remember.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Don't look at this shirt. YES, my reverse psychology worked!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
Don't mess with Mr. Anthropomorphism.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Don't try anything on me, you'll only get your mind taken over.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Don't you try to outweird me.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Drink Coffee and do stupid things faster!
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Dumbledore's Words of Wisdom: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
Dyslexic+Agnostic = Dude who doubts the existence of a dog.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
Dyslexic+Agnostic = Someone who doubts the existence of a dog.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
FROLIC TIME.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
Get Up from bed? Sounds like work. I'll pass, thanks.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Go to school and come back? It'd be easier if I just stayed home.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
Google yourself. If nothing shows up.......... you life sucks.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
Harry Potter WRocks my world.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
History repeats itself... History repeats itself...
of 31 votes, 16% like it
HOLY CRAP DID YOU JUST READ WHAT THAT SHIRT SAID?!?!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Homophobic: n. fear of homophones. Billy cried at a pair of pears
of 30 votes, 10% like it
How does one go about falling UP the stairs?
of 49 votes, 18% like it
How low can you go? No, seriously.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
How to pillage: Steal, burn, take the women and RUN!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
http://www.YouJustGotURLed.com
of 11 votes, 9% like it
I Batman You.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
I don't bleed blood, I bleed INK.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
i h8 ppl wh0 us3 cht spk! roflmao
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I just blew your mind up with my laser beam of AWESOME.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
I just lawl'd in your FACE.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
I just played myself in chess.... and lost.
of 37 votes, 11% like it
I Like using Random capitalization.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
I love walking barefoot in socks.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I pilfered this shirt.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I'd wear it. Um, stupid. This is what shirts have to go through.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
I'll walk a mile in your shoes, I'd get shoes and be a mile away
of 18 votes, 11% like it
I'm a homo sapien, what's Your sign?
of 23 votes, 17% like it
I'm in ur shirtz, pwning u with lolcatz.
of 36 votes, 8% like it
I'm McLuvin it.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
I'm not redundantly redundant.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
I'm quite fluent in Latin of the pig variety.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
I'm quite the predictably random person.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
I'm so awesome, even my shirt says so.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
I'm stuck in a time loop. I'm stuck in a time loop. I'm stuck in-
of 18 votes, 11% like it
I'm usually the one who apologizes when I get bumped into.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
I'm what they call a 'guitar hero'.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
I've never lied.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
If I had a dollar for every idiom I heard...
of 12 votes, 8% like it
If plural goose is geese, is plural moose meese?
of 23 votes, 9% like it
If you can't stand the heat, just turn on the air conditioner.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
If you gave me a knuckle sandwich, how would I eat the bones?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
If you see me talking if my sleep, please slap me.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
If you see this, I'm AFK.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
If you're humming, please shut up.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
In case of fire, take the fire extinguisher.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
In legal terms, there are two choices. I Agree, and Go To Hell.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Indeedy.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
Laser printer? How about PHASER printer.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Life is like a corn dog. I dunno why. It just is.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Lost? Don't panic, I can help. You are here ---> x
of 26 votes, 12% like it
Made from 100 % Tee Shirt.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
My bark is worse than my bite. Too bad I don't bark.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
My karma ran over my dogma. :(
of 22 votes, 18% like it
Oh evolution. Make me a puppy-sized elephant.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
The answer to life is 42.
of 59 votes, 20% like it
The big yellow thingy is the sun.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
^ I'm with stupid.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
http://threadless.com/profile/849912/northerlywind
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want
free money .
http://theslytherindorms.com
Owned:
- I Can't Draw Zip-Up Hoody
- Ctrl + Z
- Sketchbook Life
- Being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing
- Beauty Before Death
- Electric Sky
- Icarus
- SOS
- I heart Threadless
- I'm really awesome at being humble
On their way:
- Living in Harmony Zip-Up Hoody
Want a REPRINT:
- Electric Sky(Zip-up hoody)
- Flowing Inspiration
- Dive with me
- Sea Beard
- Liberty
I LOVE YOU THREADLESS
^ Yey.
