I "love" misplaced quotation marks.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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Wearer carries no cash.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Sexophone Virtuoso
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Snowball in Hell
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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401K Error: Retirement Not Found
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Designer Knockoff
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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My other shirt is bulletproof. Uh-oh.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Widescreen Version
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Simulcast in Spanish
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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All I need now is a glass bottle & some gasoline
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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¡Ay caramba!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Wie geht’s?
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Pardon My Schadenfreude
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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¡Hola!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Opa!
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Meme Shirt
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Shirt Meme
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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C'est ne pas un slogan
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Live More with Less
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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So this is what a handbasket looks like...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Not everyone celebrates Christmas.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I get 100 MPG (of coffee)
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Bail me out
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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404 Error: Slogan Not Found
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Ghosts boo it nightly.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Professional Organ Grinder
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I enjoy shooting craps.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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0100111001101111
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Welcome Back, Otter!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I only work on Caturdays
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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inglés, por favor
of 25 votes, 32% like it
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Spelunking ing ing is fun un un!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'm going places! To bed, mostly.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Wave the Sails
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Cheese is the bee's knees
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Hug an Owl
It's a Hoot
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Warning: Full of Sloths
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Census workers count!
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Cool as ice and half the price
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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