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z a n e
z a n e aka Zane Schwartz is a 19.39 year old boy, has been a member since December 8, 2008, has scored 575 submissions, giving an average score of 2.10, helping 5 designs get printed.
Im a sit-down comedian.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
This is the part where you awkwardly notice me looking at you.
of 28 votes, 54% like it
My invisible friend doesn't like you.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
You were so busy reading this shirt you didn't notice the UFO
of 37 votes, 35% like it
When I grow up I want to be a hobo!
of 36 votes, 33% like it
Do the world a favor, go away
of 32 votes, 31% like it
Im actually a secret agent on a secret mission
of 32 votes, 47% like it
Today is history, tomorrow is a mystery
of 29 votes, 38% like it
Mexico's burritos are America's hotdogs
of 30 votes, 33% like it
I quadruple triple double dog dare you.
of 28 votes, 46% like it
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in friends eyes
of 30 votes, 33% like it
When life gives you lemons, throw them at cars.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
Thats right, I went there
of 26 votes, 31% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(on front of shirt) My Good Side (on back of shirt) My Bad Side
of 2 votes, 0% like it
2 hours of sleep, 22 hours of video games: priceless
of 3 votes, 33% like it
An apple a day, kept swine away.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Awkward moments make up dates
of 14 votes, 29% like it
Burritos, with friends like these, who needs enemas
of 28 votes, 18% like it
California-Where its sunny in winter, and freezing in summer
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Certified Facebookaholic
of 4 votes, 25% like it
Did your parents drop you on your head when you were young?
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Dnt yu hte it whn pepl tpe lke ths
of 23 votes, 26% like it
Dude that's so last week
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Dude thats bomb
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Free shirt when the rapture happens
of 27 votes, 0% like it
Have you ever noticed how really old songs become popular.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
Hey! lets go do fun stuff
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Homeless, will work for food, money, a house, and a yacht.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
I am my own hero
of 21 votes, 29% like it
I be back
of 28 votes, 4% like it
I benched 650 pounds yesterday
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I can breathe fire, jealous?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
I can double task
of 20 votes, 20% like it
I come in many different shapes and sizes
of 14 votes, 21% like it
I curl cars
of 26 votes, 4% like it
I dont love lamp, I love TV
of 22 votes, 5% like it
I found out my Mercedes Benz, i hit a pole.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
I got my undead rogue hunter to level 65 yesterday, jealous?
of 30 votes, 3% like it
I hate when I can't get by a line of slow walking people.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
I have a pet dragon
of 29 votes, 17% like it
I have conversations with the monster under my bed
of 29 votes, 28% like it
I ignore rules
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I level up in January
of 30 votes, 20% like it
I love my _____
of 27 votes, 7% like it
I never understood "thats what she said"
of 21 votes, 19% like it
I put sugar on my cereal.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I saw a unicorn yesterday.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
I sleep with my clothes on
of 32 votes, 19% like it
I sleep with no cloths on
of 23 votes, 4% like it
I text while driving
of 14 votes, 7% like it
I turn into a werewolf at night
of 26 votes, 27% like it
I waved at an ork yesterday
of 27 votes, 7% like it
I ___ for fun
of 28 votes, 25% like it
If elephants could talk, the world would be complete
of 27 votes, 19% like it
If i could have a bear as a pet, i would totally get one.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
If this shirt could turn into a plane, I would fly away
of 28 votes, 29% like it
If you died, knowone would notice
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Im 100% edible
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Im a tragic hero
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Im best friends with the monster under my bed
of 24 votes, 13% like it
Im going comando right now
of 14 votes, 21% like it
Im Jesus's number 1 fan!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Im not gonna sell my sister, you can just have her!
of 13 votes, 23% like it
Im related to Jesus.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
Im still stuck in the '70's
of 28 votes, 18% like it
In high school, ABC goes to ZZZ
of 6 votes, 33% like it
Its gone to far, when you say chat terms irl
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Its got to far when you say gamer terms irl
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Its things like this that make the world go round
of 27 votes, 4% like it
Its times like these, when I wish I was born a ninja
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Ive had a nightmare during the daytime
of 13 votes, 15% like it
Life is like a box of chocolates, chocolaty
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Life, its all good!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
Look! Bigfoot! Made ya look
of 15 votes, 13% like it
Minutes are so 60 seconds ago.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
My car can fly
of 15 votes, 13% like it
My Dad owns a ferrari
of 14 votes, 14% like it
My dog could own your cat
of 29 votes, 7% like it
My dog eats cats for breakfast
of 29 votes, 7% like it
My farmville is better than yours!
of 17 votes, 35% like it
My hovercraft gets 700 mpg
of 24 votes, 17% like it
My other shirt is a shirt of the month at Threadless high school.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
My other shirt is a toyota
of 3 votes, 0% like it
My prius gets 132 mpg
of 20 votes, 10% like it
My Prius gets 86 MPG
of 6 votes, 17% like it
No, its ok, keep staring, see what happens.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
Not gonna lie....i just farted.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
Nothing can explain you
of 29 votes, 14% like it
Oh, thats why your staring at me
of 30 votes, 27% like it
PRINT WESTICLES
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Santa drives a 1994 Toyota Sleigh.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
Save money, ride a llama
of 28 votes, 29% like it
save the atmosphere, drive a llama
of 31 votes, 13% like it
School, where lost sleep gets made up.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
Scientists ruin fun
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Simple is the new cool, young fool.
of 0 votes, 0% like it
Sleep makes my day
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Snowboarders>skiers
of 16 votes, 13% like it
Sometimes I think that im crazy
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Sorry, I dont speak nerd
of 27 votes, 19% like it
Sorry, im not a fan
of 3 votes, 0% like it
Stop the Swine!
of 4 votes, 50% like it
Thats "classic"
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Thats legit
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Thats legit stalker creeper status
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Thats so last week
of 3 votes, 33% like it
The more you stare at this shirt the less you notice about it.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
The world would be complete if animals could talk
of 14 votes, 14% like it
The world would be complete if you would go away
of 32 votes, 25% like it
Theres something about you that makes me want to kill you =D
of 2 votes, 0% like it
This is actually my chest, not a shirt.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
This is amazing, its like a lap dance for your taste buds...
of 27 votes, 22% like it
THIS IS HOW YOU GET PEOPLES ATTENTION.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
This is why know body likes you
of 14 votes, 7% like it
This is why knowone likes you
of 22 votes, 5% like it
This shirt is actually an anti-theft system
of 34 votes, 18% like it
TV dinners are my life
of 4 votes, 0% like it
Weston Doty is my friend
of 1 votes, 0% like it
Whats life without internet?
of 26 votes, 23% like it
When life gives you lemons, throw them at houses.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
When you said that, a little of me died.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
While you were reading this shirt, I stole your wallet.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Why are deer so dumb?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
Why look down, when you could look up
of 21 votes, 14% like it
Will work for food...and money
of 33 votes, 27% like it
Without you, this shirt would be worthless.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
wow, thats awkward
of 30 votes, 23% like it
Yeah, she told me that
of 30 votes, 7% like it
yeah, you have issues.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Yeah, you should see the other guy
of 19 votes, 0% like it
Yes, I am watching you read my shirt
of 22 votes, 18% like it
You just wasted 5 seconds of your life reading this shirt
of 19 votes, 21% like it
Your looking at the wrong place, look lower.
of 3 votes, 33% like it

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All about me

Im a big fan of graphic design and art, and im a 17 year old in high school.