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stalliongsta
stalliongsta aka benjamin berg is a 33.36 year old boy, has been a member since December 7, 2008, has scored 27727 submissions, giving an average score of 2.67.
My third eye is hidden behind my double chin.
of 43 votes, 35% like it
On a scale of one to cute, I'm adorable.
of 35 votes, 43% like it
An abacus is a tool you can really count on.
of 66 votes, 70% like it
I wish I could do the robot but I have no algorithm.
of 63 votes, 68% like it
Robot dancers have algorithm.
of 56 votes, 66% like it
My ego is too big to fail.
of 46 votes, 43% like it
When I grow up, I want to be a kid again.
of 57 votes, 63% like it
If your pizza is poor, it probably doesn't have enough dough.
of 53 votes, 36% like it
Eat Vegan. The best food comes from Vega.
of 73 votes, 32% like it
I used to think I was being watched. The ratings proved me wrong.
of 78 votes, 65% like it
I miss you a lot. I guess I need to work on my aim.
of 79 votes, 48% like it
I drink therefore I am drunk.
of 79 votes, 38% like it
I charge extra for emotional baggage
of 89 votes, 67% like it
These colors don't run. (But they do fade with repeat washing.)
of 72 votes, 31% like it
When I asked your opinion, I meant you should agree with me.
of 82 votes, 54% like it
These are my dance pants.
of 65 votes, 35% like it
C://spot/run.exe
of 69 votes, 33% like it
I miss you. (My aim is bad.)
of 65 votes, 42% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Do I give a damn? Not even one.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
Don't hate the player: play the hater.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
Hercules: In demigod we trust.
of 67 votes, 28% like it
I ♥ HTML
of 26 votes, 15% like it
I don't give even one damn.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I OD'd on do-si-do.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I OD'd on OPP.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
I overdosed on reality.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
I overdosed on spoonfuls of sugar.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I used to think I was being watched, but my ratings were too low.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I used to think I was being watched. But I got canceled anyway.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I [heart] the [club]
of 36 votes, 17% like it
Lawful good is awful good indeed
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Meat eaters are from Mars. Vegans are from Vega.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Rock & roll will never die unless we help.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Rock & roll will never die without our help
of 32 votes, 16% like it
This statement is a lie.
of 60 votes, 28% like it
We will Iraq you!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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All about me
my primary artistic endeavor is music, both under the name stAllio! and with my band, animals within animals.

i also dabble in graphic design and visual arts (mostly databending and collage).