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stalliongsta
stalliongsta aka benjamin berg is a 35.82 year old boy, has been a member since December 7, 2008, has scored 60,383 submissions, giving an average score of 2.72, helping 920 designs get printed.
No woman, no cry. Know woman, know cry.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
I laughed my ass off, and now I can't get it reattached.
of 33 votes, 36% like it
My third eye is hidden behind my double chin.
of 55 votes, 45% like it
On a scale of one to cute, I'm adorable.
of 44 votes, 50% like it
An abacus is a tool you can really count on.
of 77 votes, 71% like it
I wish I could do the robot but I have no algorithm.
of 72 votes, 69% like it
Robot dancers have algorithm.
of 66 votes, 68% like it
My ego is too big to fail.
of 54 votes, 46% like it
When I grow up, I want to be a kid again.
of 68 votes, 66% like it
If your pizza is poor, it probably doesn't have enough dough.
of 60 votes, 40% like it
Eat Vegan. The best food comes from Vega.
of 80 votes, 33% like it
I used to think I was being watched. The ratings proved me wrong.
of 87 votes, 68% like it
I miss you a lot. I guess I need to work on my aim.
of 86 votes, 51% like it
I drink therefore I am drunk.
of 88 votes, 42% like it
I charge extra for emotional baggage
of 96 votes, 69% like it
These colors don't run. (But they do fade with repeat washing.)
of 80 votes, 34% like it
When I asked your opinion, I meant you should agree with me.
of 92 votes, 58% like it
These are my dance pants.
of 73 votes, 37% like it
C://spot/run.exe
of 77 votes, 36% like it
I miss you. (My aim is bad.)
of 74 votes, 46% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
A number is worth 1,427 words.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Do I give a damn? Not even one.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
Don't hate the player: play the hater.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
Hercules: In demigod we trust.
of 67 votes, 28% like it
I ♥ HTML
of 26 votes, 15% like it
I don't give even one damn.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
I OD'd on do-si-do.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I OD'd on OPP.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
I overdosed on reality.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
I overdosed on spoonfuls of sugar.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I used to think I was being watched, but my ratings were too low.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
I used to think I was being watched. But I got canceled anyway.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
I [heart] the [club]
of 36 votes, 17% like it
Lawful good is awful good indeed
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Meat eaters are from Mars. Vegans are from Vega.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
Rock & roll will never die unless we help.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
Rock & roll will never die without our help
of 32 votes, 16% like it
This statement is a lie.
of 60 votes, 28% like it
We will Iraq you!
of 24 votes, 13% like it

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my primary artistic endeavor is music, both under the name stAllio! and with my band, animals within animals.

i also dabble in graphic design and visual arts (mostly databending and collage).