That was what would McGywer do
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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i can hug you.but you will pay the hospital bill
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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there is no bug in my ear... i suppose
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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yeah i accept check
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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NOT lotto winner
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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say something sensible do something stupid
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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rotting horse on the killer orca
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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extreme conditions demand extreme positions
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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look who's listening.not me,he's over there
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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404 file not found on this server.
try the blonde one
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I've never seen a camel with sharp teeth...um...run RUN RUUUN !
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Being a parent is silly.Trying to be a parent is the worst.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Eating cabbage doesn't make you cool.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Make me believe that you were a raccoon in your previous life.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Infinite possibilities are the life source for a grasshopper.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Wannatee
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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In my spare time I raise dead.
of 26 votes, 35% like it
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My hair looks cooler in cold weather.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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stare me like a zombie...
from a safe distance pls
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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It was my idea to walk around without panties.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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I know when I say I don't care,you don't care
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Oh my deer
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I have technical difficulties.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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abdominals below
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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WANNAPEE
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I hope people are clear with the bear-beer thing
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Dead or Alive
(wanna check?)
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Yeah I have a mouse...
No,it's a living one
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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See me in this tee when it's wet !
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Will you bite?
Really?
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Watch your tome...um toy?...tour? no?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Rollercoasters are fun fun away from me
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I'll stay with my secrets.
Why don'tcha?
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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JOKE EMPEROR
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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LOCAL SHEEP
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Tasty cupcakes here
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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kitten-eye joe
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I admit... my mom washed this tee
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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be obsessive about buying me a porsche
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Let's go for a walk...
I'll take the cab
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Come as you are
Go as you were
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I don't remember you.Upload a picture.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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See the colors in me.
But first take off your sunglasses
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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You shall not pass !
(until you read this)
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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Skip me.
Talk to yourself.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Not your "TYPE"
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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SAVE the DAY !
you can use it tomorrow
of 28 votes, 43% like it
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Pimp my mind !
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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