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bigstanno
bigstanno is a 33.47 year old boy, has been a member since January 25, 2005, has scored 66 submissions, giving an average score of 2.41, helping 6 designs get printed.
You lazy little shirt
I'd like a few people to join me in a new venture. The idea is to design a new shirt every morning before you get out of bed (you may need a laptop for this, they can be purchased at most good electronics shops).

Theres no time limit, you can stay in bed as long as you want but you're limited to 2 coffee runs, 1 toilet visit and you can only eat cereal or toast. Anything more and you're not being lazy and are officially up and about.

I shall submit my first design when I can be bothered, x

partyrings
partyrings on Jun 25 '06 at 5:38am
1. i only have MS paint

2. i sadly have to get up and out every morning to earn a living you lazy bum
bigstanno
bigstanno on Jun 25 '06 at 5:48am
It's sunday at the moment. All I have to get up for is my second coffee run then the football later (although if I can reach my phone I may call someone to bring a TV upstairs).



FACT: If all soldiers were 75% more lazy we could rid the world of war forever.
partyrings
partyrings on Jun 25 '06 at 5:50am
darn those soliders!!
bigstanno
bigstanno on Jun 25 '06 at 5:58am
Darn my socks more like.



Anyhoo , I've got my coffee and some toasty toast but I've just dropped it on my tshirt and now it's covered in marmite.



I also got some lentils stuck to my feet and they've made their way into my bed too, I wouldn't recommend doing this.
partyrings
partyrings on Jun 25 '06 at 6:01am
my craving for raw pasta has resulted in a bed littered with the stuff. at least it dont stain
bigstanno
bigstanno on Jun 25 '06 at 6:08am
Wotchit with the red lentils, they say you've got to soak the blighters overnight to soften them, however I've found that accidentally sticking them to the sole of your foot and sitting on a matress for 20 minutes also does the job. Oh these stubborn stains.
partyrings
partyrings on Jun 25 '06 at 6:19am
sheets of lasagne pasta raw is nice.
bigstanno
bigstanno on Jun 25 '06 at 6:34am
lethal in a bedroom situation though I imagine.



I forgot to mention tea, you can have 2 coffees and 2 teas (not herbal ones though) and as much water as you like. I would remind designers though that only 1 toilet break is allowed so liquid intake should be monitored accordingly.
partyrings
partyrings on Jun 25 '06 at 6:36am
im glad you have allowed tea as i once had a sip of coffee and nearly blacked out.

it is foul stuff i tell you.



im ok with tea, its just coca cola which goes straight through me. not that you wanted to know...
d3d
   d3d on Jun 25 '06 at 6:37am
can i submit it the night before to save time?
bigstanno
bigstanno on Jun 25 '06 at 6:43am
no. Sorry. Although I'm probably too lazy to check what time you've submitted it or what timezone you're in so you could probably get away with it.



I'd better get on with my first design hadn't I, I'll have to get up soon. I have people coming over you know. Important people.
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