I can't talk fast enough to express myself.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Can't sleep. The clowns under my bed will kill me.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I have a nervous laughing problem.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I'm sorry. That was my tourettes.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Zits come from stress, not the chocolate I eat when I'm stressed.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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That air you breathed in was just in someone else's lungs.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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I read tabs.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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nom nom on your face.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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NOMNOMNOM.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I loathe you.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I loathe you. :]
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Incase of Emergency:
take off pants.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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...yeah, when pigs fly outta my... what the... ? *oink*
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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...yeah, when pigs fly outta my... what the...?
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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NOPE. you're wrong.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I rock out with my rooster out.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I rock out with my rooster out. what? you don't have a rooster?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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*pounce*
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I like $.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Ich hasse Sie.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Yo le odio.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Je vous déteste.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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This shirt is on your floor when I like you.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Bon bon pour moi, s'il vous plaît ?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Hey, heard you have amniesia. You owe me $20.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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U can get with this, or u can get with that. U can go with this.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I love my Tenor Saxophone.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Throwback Thursday. [[DJ ILLUSTRIOUS]]
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I panicked at the disco before you even got there.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I listen to Electric Six.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Listen to Silence.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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The words on this shirt dissapear when I start liking you...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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This is my 'shut up before I shank you' face.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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This is my invisibility shirt.
It ran out of batteries.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I taught your boyfriend that thing you like.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I rock AND roll.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I > you.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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FIRE IN THE DISCO!
FIRE IN THE TACO BELL!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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If you can't read, stop staring at my chest.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I am Coulrophobic.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I am a Coulrophobic.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Afraid of Clowns.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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If you need me, I'll be down at Mcdonnelzzz.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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