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kicknpirate10
aka Dana is a 24.36 year old girl, has been a member since December 2, 2008, has scored 333 submissions, giving an average score of 1.68, helping 4 designs get printed.
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Careful or you'll end up in my novel.
of 11 votes, 45% like it
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Any minute now I'll jump in with pointless observations.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
of 10 votes, 60% like it
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I don't get even. I get odder.
of 10 votes, 50% like it
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I didn’t lose my mind. I sold it on ebay.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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The world will end tomorrow... unless postponed by rain.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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The universe is laughing at you behind your back.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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We are responsible for our actions... unless we are celebrities.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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The trouble with life is there is no background music.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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The gene pool could use a little chlorine...
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Life isn't about finding yourself. It's about creating yourself.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate...
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard...
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains quite popular.
of 16 votes, 56% like it
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Please, take my advice, I don't use it anyways...
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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My favorite mythical creature? Easy, the honest politician.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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Experience: something you don't get until just after you need it.
of 20 votes, 50% like it
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Everyone lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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Heart Attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends.
of 18 votes, 56% like it
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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"...
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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I tried snorting Coke once but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Men are from Earth... Women are from Earth... Deal with it.
of 25 votes, 24% like it
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I thought I wanted a career... turns out I just wanted paychecks.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Well... this day was a total waste of makeup.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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A PBS mind in an MTV world.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Sarcasm is just one of the many services I offer.
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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I started out with nothing, and still have most of it left.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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Mental backup in progress... DO NOT DISTURB.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came, I saw, and I did a little shopping.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Sometimes I wish life had subtitles.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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I climbed the ladder of success. All the boys looked up my skirt.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Who stopped the payment on my reality check?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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All generalizations are improbable.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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According to my best recollection, I can't remember.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool like myself
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I took an IQ test. The results came back negative.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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The severity of an itch is proportional to being able to reach it
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Sometimes I wake up Grumpy... other times, I let him sleep.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Change is inevitable... unless from a Vending Machine.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I'm unique... just like everyone else.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Consciousness is just that annoying time between naps.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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We have enough youth... how about a fountain of knowledge?
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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I don't suffer from insanity... I love every minute of it.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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If you drive like hell, you're bound to get there.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect it back.
of 20 votes, 60% like it
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Energizer Bunny, arrested for battery.
of 21 votes, 48% like it
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I'm sorry is the same as saying I apologize. Except at a funeral.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure...
of 27 votes, 48% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... what a coincidence?
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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A clean desk is the sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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A conscience is what hurts when all the other parts feel so good.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Ambition: poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Are you a bad side effect of my medication?
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Black holes are where God divided by zero...
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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CEO: A women's favorite position.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Chaos, Panic, and Disorder... My work here is done.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Consistency is the final refuge of the unimaginative
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you...
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Eat well, stay fit, and die anyways.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Error, no keyboard... Press F1 to continue.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Everyone has a photographic memory. Most just lack the film.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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God must love stupid people. Afterall, he made so many.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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I am a nutritional overachiever.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I do whatever my rice krispies tell me to...
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I don't get even. I get older.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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I had a stick of care-free gum... it didn't work.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I have as much authority as the Pope just less people who believe
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I like job offers.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I made it to class but my tank's on E.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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I only quote quoters.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I refuse to have a bottle of wits with an unarmed person.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I used to have a handle on life - then it broke.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me...
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'll give you something to talk about.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments...
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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If you try to fail, and succeed... which have you done?
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Insufficient memory at this time.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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It's often easier to gain forgiveness than permission.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I’m not nearly as dumb as you look.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Just a few clowns short of a circus.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Love may be blind but marriage sure is a real eye-opener.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Meandering to a different drummer.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life...
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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My job is secure. No one else wants it...
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features...
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Necrophillia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Not all men are annoying, some are dead.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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See no evil. Hear no evil. Date no evil.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Shhh. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Speak the truth but leave immediately afterward.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Talk is cheap, supply exceeds demand.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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The nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about others.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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The only perfect science is hindsight.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The only substitute for bad manners is fast reflexes.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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True Life: I'm always right.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Two wrongs are only the beginning...
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Warning! This T shirt has sharp edges.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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We are responsible for what we do... unless we are celebrities.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Whatever kind of "look" you were going for, you missed.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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When everything's coming your way... you're in the wrong lane.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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You were looking good from afar. Now you’re far from looking good
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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