J. JoeKing
aka Jordan King is a 32.06 year old boy, has been a member since December 1, 2008, has scored 0 submissions, giving an average score of 0.00, helping 0 designs get printed.
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Inflammable is to flammable as Inflammable is to totally useless
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Zombies don't have beards because dudes with beards don't die.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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You're not illiterate.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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I believe in Robert Downey Jr.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I fight for Human Lefts
of 25 votes, 44% like it
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James Spader plays me in movies.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Rebels without a cause are just angry douchebags
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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Global warming: Turning Cleveland into a vacation spot.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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You know me before I got famous.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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You know me before I made my money.
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I miss John Candy.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Cannibals are narrow-minded.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus and now I get two Christmases.
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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I took my girlfriend's breath away...
She's dead now.
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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I wish I were John Cusak
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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All about me
My perfect Saturday: I would wake up reasonably early. Watch the Winter of 1990 Saturday morning cartoon line-up while eating waffles with peanut butter. I would then go to Jazzercise, Karate at the YMCA, and a piano lesson. Then see a parade featuring the Valley High School Marching band while Santa throws candy at me. I would then return home to watch great 80's movies like "They Live" or "Big Trouble in Little China" while drawing. I would then like to ride my bike and practice endos and bunny hops. I would then eat a concession stand dinner (pizza,hotdog, and big league chew) and head to a movie, preferably Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, to finish off this most perfect day.
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