I envy my future self.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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Beware of anteaters, they are very nosy
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Dear Soul Mate, Please don't fall in love without me.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Dear Soul Mate,
Please don't fall in love without me.
<3, Me
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Hair in exciting places
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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The grass isn't always greener
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Who puts 99 beer bottles on the wall anyway?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not nosy I'm just a government spy
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Everything is everything and nothing
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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eye can see you
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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I misuse oh much.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Blackboard or whiteboard you get the message
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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fortnight notice
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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i see stars at night
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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medicine makes the world go round
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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An eye for an eye makes the world filled with cyclops'
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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The rain makes my window cry.
of 22 votes, 41% like it
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The genuine imitation was clearly misunderstood by the smallcrowd
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Ben Franklin's mother's name: Necessity.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Pangaea broke my dinosaur heart
of 21 votes, 38% like it
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I am a Christmas Tree. Give me your gifts.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Pop is Dead...
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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silence is the loop of never ending silence is the loop...
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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When your pants are on fire, I can't trust what you're telling me
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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the original copy was awfully good (oxymoron)
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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When the cat is away, the mouse is alone...
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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your pants are on fire...
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I notice you noticing me.
of 9 votes, 56% like it
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smart people were dumb once
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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Tennis is in tennis (intense)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Che~mystery~
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Even Sherlock loved a good chemystery
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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wake me up when I've stopped dreaming
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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washboard abs not included
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I never say um or like. Um, well like never.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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so are all aliens illegal?
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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so is it illegal to be an alien?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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so iceland is green?
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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you should have put a ring on it
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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would you like to go steady?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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...and then she actually married me...
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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nervous system -> pointing to a shy animated heart
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Mr Watson — Come here —I want to see you
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I mustered all of my brainpower for this!
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Directions: Gently love and cherish thoroughly. Repeat if desired
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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See back for details.
(on back, refer to front for meaning)
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Hold on. What is what she said?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Gravity is for downers. Let's get high!(pic of a hot air balloon)
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Superfluous: Excessive, unnecessary, needless, extra, redundant..
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Up With Which I Will Not Put. (I won't put up with that)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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can you take the knives out of my back please?
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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smile. when you're feeling blue
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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colon capital p :P
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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colon right parenthesis :)
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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frowning is overrated
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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... because Einstein said so...
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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history buffs are smart and physically fit
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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cn y ndrstnd m?
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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email is faster
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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present tents (presentation of tents not colors: play on words)
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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present tents
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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didn't we almost have it all
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If you want a rainbow you have to put up with the rain
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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If fact I was born yesterday.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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You want to hear a knock-knock joke?
You go first.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Hi! May I orbit your nucleus?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Yes, I was born this pretty/handsome.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Yes, my refrigerator is running.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Toasters make things crunchy.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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And that's what YOU'RE wearing?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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sense no this makes shirt
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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I have a thirst for knowledge.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Would you like to hold hands?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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100% of people I know read this shirt
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Chocolate, my anti-drug
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I hate raymond, but I do love lucy
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Trust me, I look better with my shirt on.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Schrodinger killed the cat.
(not curiosity)
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Harry Potter is real.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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You want to see me disappear?
Go away!
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Raisins: the desert grape
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Thou shalt not read my shirt
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Beans are not magical nor are they fruit
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Inflammable=Flammable
Impossible=Nothing
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Inflammable=Flammable
Genius=Ingenious
Impossible=Nothing
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Stop Cracking Your Knuckles!
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Smoking is a habit.
I have a habit of divulging my habits.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If you're reading this, then thank you.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Puppies scare me.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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This shirt was free!
plus tax
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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This shirt is threadless. I kid you not.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Donuts are fun
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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You will now fall asleep.
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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I can see you reading this...
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Do I look dumb in this?
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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Owls and the Blowfish
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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You look prettier on Facebook
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Please accept my friend request...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Can I get your fax number?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Twitter ruined my life.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Yes I'm asian. No I don't know the answer.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Beer!
The other white meat.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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x-1=0
x=0!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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43770
(upside down)
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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No Nose Goes
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Hold on, let me get my calculator.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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So who scares the ghosts?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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The derivative with respect to you is me.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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As x goes to infinity, I'm leaving.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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colon capital p
( :P )
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Can I derive you to my calculus class?
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Yes. I hate you.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Schrodinger's Cat must be dead by now.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Schrodinger's Cat is dead.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Yay for factorials!
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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All numbers are NOT created equal.
of 18 votes, 44% like it
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Can I converge on you? Asymptotically of course.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Where did all the food go?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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So you're saying I have a chance?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Can you help me solve my problem?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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ruler of thumbs
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If I were a book would you judge me?
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I'm number 0!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I eat therefore I am
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't read my shirt.
Please.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I eat food often.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Fortnight notice= "I'm quitting"
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Yup. The fire is hot son....still hot. Just don't touch it.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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shia labeouf you!
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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aisle a few
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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isle of ooh
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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eye lough ewww
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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I'll of ewe
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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...but it hurts evertime! Fine. This is the last one though.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Boy, if I were a unicorn...
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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...so I sez to Mabel I sez...
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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