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Feb 20 '10 by travis76
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what is too dirty for threadless?

i was messing around with this idea... this is just a shitty photoshop concept. i could probably come up with several more vehicles and matching euphemisms.
for instance, a skateboard saying 'grind me baby', etc.

if this was drawn well, in a naive style, with hand written text and a few more objects, would it be too dirty for threadless? the suggestion is only there if you think it is. otherwise, the things are just excited about what they do and want to do it with you.

i was surprised that threadless did the shirt with the girl deepthroating a banana on it, so i guess this is fair game?

'dirty vehicles' would be the title, and not on the shirt. i think a smart person would get it without the title at all.

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randyotter3000 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:08pm

Yeah I was wondering this too, I wanted to draw a chair or sofa saying sit on my face but I was too scared :v

alexmdc on Feb 20 '10 at 5:08pm

hahaha thats funny I think its just dirty enough to work

Bramish on Feb 20 '10 at 5:10pm

I Want To Be Inside You got printed.

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:10pm

i hear you randy- i was just thinking of the car at first, a lonely little car saying 'i want you inside of me'. i still think that would be the strongest one if left alone, but the more i add, the more humorous and less creepy it becomes, IMO

d3d on Feb 20 '10 at 5:10pm

matt's slutty hamburger got printed. i can't see why this would be too blue for threadless.

Goldendust on Feb 20 '10 at 5:11pm

Randy, there is a chair in the storeroom at my work with that written on it.

It's a bit creepy.

randyotter3000 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:12pm

Goldendust

Goldendust on Feb 20 '10 at 5:11pm

Randy, there is a chair in the storeroom at my work with that written on it.

It's a bit creepy.

Lmao pics please!

FRICKINAWESOME on Feb 20 '10 at 5:12pm

Have you SEEN the devravity and aborability of the jeffreyg/KID GHOST collab?!!?!

wotto on Feb 20 '10 at 5:13pm

make these dirty vehicles come alive.

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:14pm

alright maybe i'll think up a few more vehicular objects and puns and draw it up very simple. i'm thinking one color. hell maybe even a repeating belt print pattern. may as well have a 'toile' of my own..lol.

i said i wouldn't do any more joke tees, but when they come to you effortlessly, what else are you supposed to do?

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:17pm

hell, they've done topless chicks too right, so a few euphemisms shouldn't stop them.

OlliRudi on Feb 20 '10 at 5:24pm

i think they didn't accept this one

http://www.threadless.com/profiles/266824.gif

OlliRudi on Feb 20 '10 at 5:24pm

oops,

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:26pm

lol... well, because cum is cum- it can't be mistaken for anything else- and bread and cum aren't synonymous with each other :P lol

randyotter3000 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:26pm

haha nah I love my cum on bread in the morning

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:27pm

god i can't believe i just had a serious conversation about the appropriateness of that picture. and said cum like 3 times.

i'm still waiting for cat piss face.

OlliRudi on Feb 20 '10 at 5:29pm

it probably should have said "butter my face"

or better yet, just "butterface!". mind you, that was before i was aware of that term

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:29pm

HA HA i could have an old timey farmer style pickup truck with a bunch of bags in the back saying 'fill me with your seed'

lolomg

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:29pm

the truck saying that- not the bags.

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:30pm

well, olli, technically peanut butter toast IS covered in nut butter.

OlliRudi on Feb 20 '10 at 5:31pm

speaking of farmers, the "dirty hoe" brand seeds from that simpsons episode where homer gets his weed on is still one of my favourite puns

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:35pm

i think the old truck would either have to say 'so and so nursery' or 'farms'on the door or something to get the seed joke though.

a golf cart saying 'i like to watch you stroke' or 'let me help you with your stroke' or something.

lol i'm starting to overthink this.

SuperRyan on Feb 20 '10 at 5:37pm

yeah....cum bread....should be more inuendo-y...

like "hey, put that warm goo on my face" or "spread your cream all over me"

OlliRudi on Feb 20 '10 at 5:37pm

biotwist on Feb 20 '10 at 5:39pm

I bet hitler taking a dump would be to dirty

d3d on Feb 20 '10 at 5:39pm

a submarine saying "go down on me" or "deeper" or "dive" ?

SuperRyan on Feb 20 '10 at 5:39pm

Olli, dear lord, dude....lol

d3d on Feb 20 '10 at 5:40pm

a race car going "faster, faster"

d3d on Feb 20 '10 at 5:40pm

a drag racer going "how about a quickie?"

OlliRudi on Feb 20 '10 at 5:41pm

d3d on Feb 20 '10 at 5:41pm

a huge truck saying "i can go all night"

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:41pm

god , i'd love for hitler to finally become acceptable to use in design and illustration for comedic effect. it's all too tainted. and not even just hitler taking a dump but like hitler eating a bowl of cereal watching cartoons in full uniform. something completely opposite of what he was.

xiv on Feb 20 '10 at 5:44pm

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:44pm

my one concern is to make them all vehicles that normally get washed, if i'm going to title it 'dirty vehicles'. (i even wish i could say 'dirty cars' :/)- which already makes the skateboard kind of an odd man out.

but technically the jokes fully work without the title, so i could come up with a better one.

d3d on Feb 20 '10 at 5:44pm

i'm sure it's ok to use hitler in a design these days as long as the design cheapens and degrades him. making fun of history's monsters is a great way of dealing with them.

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:45pm

i'm trying to come up with a good gangbang or multipartner gag for a minivan.

xiv on Feb 20 '10 at 5:45pm

if i'm going to title it 'dirty vehicles'. (i even wish i could say 'dirty cars' :/)- which already makes the skateboard kind of an odd man out.

dirty rides

SuperRyan on Feb 20 '10 at 5:46pm

Hitler at a tolerance training seminar

xiv on Feb 20 '10 at 5:47pm

minivan = 'theres room for a few more in the back'

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:47pm

you know what's sad, all you dirty bastards. this is on my way to being my busiest most commented blog in months. maybe years.

sick puppies.

and it actually brought out my old friends olli and leon and xiv.

what does that tell ya?

pervs.

OlliRudi on Feb 20 '10 at 5:47pm

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:48pm

ha ha good one xiv- has ridin' dirty already been taken here?

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:49pm

jeez olli. is that what the long winters do to your minds up there? lol

d3d on Feb 20 '10 at 5:51pm

rather than the vehicles talking what if the sayings were written on them in the dust to drive home the point that they're dirty. it'd be a nice change from "wash me".

travis76 on Feb 20 '10 at 5:53pm

good point. would be hard to do on the smaller intricate things like a bike, dirtbike, and 4 wheeler though. sigh. i know, i hate word bubbles on tees.

OlliRudi on Feb 20 '10 at 5:54pm

im sure there's something to be done with rental cars and prostitution.

anything you can come up with for an ice cream van also has to be too nsfw for threadless, i guess

SuperRyan on Feb 20 '10 at 5:54pm

you could have the text by each one without the bubble

OlliRudi on Feb 20 '10 at 5:54pm

SuperRyan on Feb 20 '10 at 5:55pm

bumper car: "I like it rough."

rental car: "Right price and you can ride me all night."

bus: "Not the first time I've had 2 dozen people in me."

SuperRyan on Feb 20 '10 at 5:56pm

Olli, I like you a lot, dude, but that shit's fucked up

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