I'd rather be a square
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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I wish I had my life preserver.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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We're here to play some drinking games.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Why am I still on PAUSE? I'm ready to PLAY.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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You can get to m-i-pad by just a little touch
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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I'm the backwards man!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Why wouldn't you just DO IT?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Who reminds you of me?
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Hello Snot Face
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm a street rat
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I don't have a drinking problem, I drink just fine.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Go away!!! Need Sleepy.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Finders Keepers. I'm all yours.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I'm thinking thin.
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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I used to be a monkey???
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Scarred for life.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I'm the exception
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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I could eat
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Bored and hungry
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Single and lonely
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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Married with children
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Where's your scar?
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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I'm Stuck On You
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Will flash you for a hug
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Design a tee shirt, become famous!
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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I buy pointless things.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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What did you name them?
of 54 votes, 4% like it
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What's your weapon of choice?
of 53 votes, 11% like it
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I love Monday's!
of 54 votes, 7% like it
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If I could fly.... I wouldn't crash.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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Speeding is not a crime, it's a way of life.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
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I DECLARE WAR
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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LOST: Have you seen my life? My money? My Friends?
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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This keg beats your six pack
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I'm actually dumber than I look
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Kegs are better than Six Packs
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I was a tree in a past life. Hug me.
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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They're not buttons. Its just cold.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I eat animals. Sorry
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Wanna go skiing?
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I fart on the first date
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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I'm not pregnant, I drink beer
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Beer gave me one of these
of 38 votes, 3% like it
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Beer gets me through AA meetings.
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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I want to break free.... from my mom
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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My tux is in the shop
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Enjoy....
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Hangovers suck, but well worth it
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Don't fight the drunk
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I polish my own wood
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I got the angles!
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Where is Donnie?
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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I wouldn't touch you with a 10ft pole
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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This shirt hides my chest hair
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Teach me to Love
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a real boy, touch me
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Beer before liquor makes you drunk
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Love to TEXT
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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Buy me a drink and I'll do a little dance
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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I miss my friends
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Can I touch you?
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I can out drink you
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Your mom's great
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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My mom makes me breakfast
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I'm with the lightweight
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Last fight I was in I faught my way out my mom's vagina
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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My friends think I'm a Brick
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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If you think I'm ugly you should see my friend
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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After 10 shots I'm f-ing hot!
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Alcohol gets me in trouble
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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My mom thinks I'm special =)
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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I need a new THREADLESS t-shirt
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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These get me out of tickets
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Follow me to America
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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AA Meeting Advisor
of 37 votes, 3% like it
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Lets get CRUNK!
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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