Why hire a babysitter if you have a TV?
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Hold on a second. I have a text message.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Lets pretend that I listened to what you just said.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Don’t exploit my ability to not pay attention.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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You say I’m sarcastic. I say I’m funny.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Who needs a hypnotist when you can watch TV?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Lazy, what I do best
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Americans + TV = Lazy
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't get even, get odd.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I’m pretending to listen, isn’t that enough!?
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Who needs golden silence when you can have silver duck tape?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to clean
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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This one time, at food camp, I stabbed a girl with a spork.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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Playing Monopoly taught me all I need to know about business.
of 15 votes, 53% like it
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Wrestling is an excuse for guys to touch each other.
of 16 votes, 56% like it
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I own St. James Place, New York, and Tennessee Avenue. What now!?
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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Monopoly, it's what corporations do best.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
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I own B&O, Pennsylvania, Reading Railroads and the Short Line
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Duck tape, the best idea man ever had.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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I'll give you $200 to pass go...away.
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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I sold my soul on eBay and got a pretty penny for it.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Who needs rope when you have duck tape?
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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If you can read this go get me something to eat.
of 28 votes, 32% like it
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I attended national hug day.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I hit the ground hard, then started running.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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I forget things before I remember to remember them.
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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Guitar Hero taught me how to play the guitar
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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This shirt is sexier now that it has words on it.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Copyright infringement. A form of flattery and annoyance.
of 23 votes, 43% like it
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When did reading shirts become a form of communication?
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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That should be on a t-shirt.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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Just for gits and shiggles.
of 30 votes, 43% like it
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I'm hoping this shirt will start a conversation.
of 15 votes, 53% like it
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When you talk to me you know I'm not listening, right?
of 15 votes, 47% like it
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You may be on Cloud 9, but I'm on Cloud 12.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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If love is blind, do blind people make good lovers?
of 16 votes, 56% like it
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Yeah, you wish you had this shirt.
of 20 votes, 45% like it
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This shirt taught me to read.
of 18 votes, 56% like it
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I hate rainbow candy! I always get the green ones.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I pull both ways.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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Don't you have something more important to do?
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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I push both ways.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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L337 R0(ks!
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Ph34r My b451c L337 5k1llz!
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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Texting is the new calling.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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If you can read this then you are way to close to me (small text)
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Um, excuse me, my face is a little higher up.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Honk if you can read this shirt.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Stop looking at my chest you perv.
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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I'm more anime than you because this shirt says so!
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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