Papers dead.
And scissors killed it.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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I'm absolutely naked under this shirt.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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It's ok pluto,
I'm not a planet either.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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Life is like a box of chocolate,
you never know what you'll get.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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All my funny shirts are in the wash.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I'm not scared of the dark.
Just the monsters inside it.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Your grandma gave me this shirt.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Too much minimalism
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not really here.
This is an exact replica of me.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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This is an exact replica of me.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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You want some apples with that karma.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Im totally naked under this shirt
of 24 votes, 42% like it
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Homework kills trees, trees make air, thus Homework= no air
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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At daytime I rule, but at bedtime, I drool.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Lets go do really fun stuff!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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He is to she, as human is to Zombie.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Without the W, Waffles are just plain old Affle
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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I didn't feel like wearing somthing funny.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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If Jupiter explodes, can I have Neptune?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I didn't feel like wearing something funny.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Dont make me get all ninja on you!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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When Santa runs out of coal, do all the bad kids get presents?
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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The world is out of coal, so santa has to give kids presents
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Without the W, Waffles are just plain Affle
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Death- our #1 fan
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Don't stare, or I might stare back.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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All my good shirts are in the wash
of 27 votes, 33% like it
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Dont worry, the bomb will only go off in ten minutes
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Homework kills trees
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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The Devil never seems to have enough red ink cartridges.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Sarcasm, I don't get it either.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Dont look at me, im not that attractive.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Without the W, Waffles are just plain Affle.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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