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vertigo5 aka Johnathan Yen is a 28.9 year old boy, has been a member since November 26, 2008, has scored 165 submissions, giving an average score of 1.96, helping 0 designs get printed.
I\'ve been involved in shady stuff since 1989.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
What? You said business casual.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
With great power, comes LOTS OF CRUSHING!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
I'm the type you bring home to your mother, to fix her computer.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
Noodle is my favorite word.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
If only irony could get the creases out.
of 25 votes, 40% like it
I detect a high level of snark.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all. Jerk.
of 38 votes, 37% like it
I'll go green for you, sunshine.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
Burst of energy!
of 29 votes, 24% like it
Doing laundry socks
of 37 votes, 24% like it
I wont eat it unless it's a burrito
of 31 votes, 29% like it
The truth will get you Brie
of 35 votes, 17% like it
Obey the moon
of 36 votes, 22% like it
Zombies, Pirates, Dinosaurs, and other cool clichés
of 45 votes, 27% like it
A little man in your head is reading this to you right now.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
Relax, at least my shirt is still on.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
That's right, keep walking.
of 46 votes, 37% like it
Your lack of eye contact is appreciated.
of 45 votes, 38% like it
I supplement my personality with witty shirts.
of 48 votes, 48% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
3 Intimidator
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Foreign Lottery Winning Expert
of 5 votes, 20% like it
I'd go green for you, sunshine.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
I'm the kind of guy you bring home to mama, to fix her computer.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
In fact, Im actually asleep right now.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
Lets come up with new ways to procrastinate!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
Mind Reading Shirt <small text>gross
of 30 votes, 13% like it
My car runs on sunshine and lady farts.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Nigerian Benefactor
of 6 votes, 17% like it
The current state of the weather is not a big concern to me.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
Welcome, foreigner!
of 10 votes, 10% like it

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