Nature Called, Then Left A Brief Message.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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The Global Climate Confuses Me. I'd Have To Warm Up To It.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm Throwing A Cocktail Party, Molotov Style.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I Made It To Second Base! ...On An Error
of 51 votes, 47% like it
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No Teen Spirit? Denied!
of 40 votes, 50% like it
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If Nobody Is Perfect, Call Me Nobody!
of 42 votes, 62% like it
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If Nobody Is Perfect, Than Consider My Name Nobody.
of 38 votes, 55% like it
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If You Feel Like A Nobody, Relax; Nobody's Perfect!
of 39 votes, 67% like it
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Fight Apathy! Or, Don't.
of 50 votes, 74% like it
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Cow Milk Is For Cow Babies.
of 52 votes, 56% like it
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I'll Be Honest With You, I'm Pretty Freakin' Awesome.
of 44 votes, 55% like it
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Slow And Steady Only Wins A Boring Race.
of 49 votes, 59% like it
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iDo Not Want.
of 50 votes, 42% like it
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Home Is Where My Bed Is
of 42 votes, 62% like it
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Threadless: Naked's Nemesis Since 2000.
of 40 votes, 60% like it
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I'm Free; Between Air And A Hard Place.
of 37 votes, 59% like it
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Playing Hangman Costs an Arm and a Leg. And a Body. And a Head.
of 55 votes, 71% like it
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In Space, No One Can Hear You Complain.
of 51 votes, 69% like it
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Confidence Is Subjective.
of 53 votes, 64% like it
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I AM The Sequel!
of 58 votes, 52% like it
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Rock. Now Roll.
of 48 votes, 54% like it
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Where Did My Marbles Go?
of 48 votes, 54% like it
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You've Found the Holy Grail
of 54 votes, 43% like it
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I'm a Fan of the Opposite Sex
of 59 votes, 47% like it
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Headbanging: Easily The Most Optimistic Way To Live Life.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
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Headbangers Always Say Yes
of 65 votes, 60% like it
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What Will She Say Next?
of 47 votes, 53% like it
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I'll Stick With The Original.
of 43 votes, 56% like it
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Astronaut, Firefighter, President, Athlete, Super Hero; FOR HIRE
of 57 votes, 51% like it
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I Still Play On Easy.
of 54 votes, 48% like it
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I Don't Give In To Peer Pressure (words inside of a wagon w/band)
of 50 votes, 50% like it
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"All That Witch Cares About Is Her Brew"
of 48 votes, 50% like it
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"Baked, Not Fried."
of 52 votes, 48% like it
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Self-Proclaimed Super Hero
of 50 votes, 58% like it
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A Real Play On Words Would Be Boring
of 59 votes, 51% like it
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A Play On Words Would Be Boring.
of 68 votes, 44% like it
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Smoking Leads People (to an) Ash-Tray
of 66 votes, 41% like it
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Live Your Life Sunny-Side Up!
of 59 votes, 47% like it
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I Demand A Discount!
of 63 votes, 48% like it
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What's Your Passion? Mine's Fruit!
of 68 votes, 53% like it
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Jolly Good Show, Old Bean!
of 61 votes, 43% like it
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Beardedness is next to Godliness
of 51 votes, 57% like it
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I Got a Free Printer When I Bought this Shirt!
of 68 votes, 41% like it
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My Major is Better than Yours
of 73 votes, 42% like it
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Placebo Only Works on People Who are not Allergic to Sugar
of 76 votes, 49% like it
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Since You Didn't Notice; No Harm, No Foul!
of 70 votes, 34% like it
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Bacon is My Middle Name
of 74 votes, 45% like it
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I Bust Out Hot Dance Moves from Time to Time. Just Keep Watching.
of 70 votes, 44% like it
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This Shirt is a Brace Preventing My Ribcage from Busting Out
of 73 votes, 42% like it
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Aliens Abducted Me and Gave Me Lessons on Being Awesome
of 73 votes, 40% like it
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I just forgot what the motivational speaker told me
of 73 votes, 41% like it
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I wear this so you can remember me as guy with the funny shirt
of 70 votes, 39% like it
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Woman On A Mission
of 67 votes, 34% like it
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Man On A Mission
of 67 votes, 34% like it
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Few Succeed, Many Fail, Everyone Cheers.
of 69 votes, 46% like it
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If Tall Buildings are Skyscrapers, What are Airplanes?
of 68 votes, 38% like it
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Rainbows are Happy, Reading is Not.
of 69 votes, 39% like it
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Maintain Your Place on the Food Chain! Eat Meat!
of 67 votes, 48% like it
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TRY ME! (on for size)
of 65 votes, 42% like it
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I Said It Once And I'll Say it Again, Once.
of 62 votes, 48% like it
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Air Guitar Is Now Obsolete
of 61 votes, 51% like it
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I've Been Where The Wild Things Are
of 67 votes, 54% like it
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The Next Thing I Say Will Be Extremely Inventive, Witty, and Bold
of 69 votes, 43% like it
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I [Heart] Manual Transmissions
of 67 votes, 39% like it
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LAN Parties = Electronic Orgies
of 67 votes, 37% like it
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Professional Wishbone Breaker
of 68 votes, 40% like it
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I Prefer To Take Three Lefts
of 66 votes, 50% like it
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I'm Imagining You in Your Underwear
of 67 votes, 43% like it
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Hurry up! The Bandwagon is Leaving!
of 67 votes, 52% like it
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Jump on the Bandwagon!
of 60 votes, 43% like it
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Fish Bowls are Prisons.
of 61 votes, 46% like it
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Expect to live up to my Expectations.
of 59 votes, 46% like it
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I Don't Own My Next Breath.
of 57 votes, 46% like it
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My Band travels in a Wagon.
of 58 votes, 47% like it
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Wagon: a Band's preferred transportation.
of 57 votes, 44% like it
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I just talked to Chuck Norris, and He said its all a lie.
of 60 votes, 45% like it
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Chuck Norris just called; He said its all a Lie.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
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I Recycle Twofold to make up for You
of 59 votes, 49% like it
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I Don't Follow Directions, I Follow Shiny Objects.
of 58 votes, 64% like it
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FULL STEAM AHEAD!
of 50 votes, 50% like it
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Looking as good as I do should be a crime!
of 49 votes, 47% like it
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What Happened To Clowns Being Cool?
of 67 votes, 43% like it
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I'm Way Too Cool For You; Literally.
of 62 votes, 40% like it
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I'm bored. Lets Hang Out!
of 66 votes, 38% like it
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A Woodchuck Couldn't Chuck This.
of 67 votes, 52% like it
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Dictionary: Word.
Thesaurus: Tubular!
of 67 votes, 42% like it
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Frosty: The first snowman pedophile.
of 60 votes, 42% like it
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anything-phile
of 59 votes, 47% like it
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FUN-E
of 60 votes, 43% like it
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Should Have, Would Have, Could Have.
of 54 votes, 44% like it
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This is NOT in fact Threadless.
of 58 votes, 43% like it
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Geek = Games / Nerd = Girls
of 57 votes, 42% like it
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I still sniff scented markers
of 58 votes, 57% like it
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Most Objects Break, but Batteries Die.
of 57 votes, 46% like it
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When Global Warming comes, This is coming off first.
of 58 votes, 47% like it
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My life is simply a very long stand-up comedy act
of 58 votes, 47% like it
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Kids in the back seat cause accidents. The reverse is worse.
of 58 votes, 45% like it
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If you always tell the truth, people will stop believing you
of 60 votes, 53% like it
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Never throw toilet paper on a bear.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
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I'm on my way to the Pants Party
of 59 votes, 46% like it
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On my way to the Pants Party
of 58 votes, 50% like it
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If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.
of 56 votes, 52% like it
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Never underestimate the power of idiots in large groups.
of 60 votes, 48% like it
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Never underestimate the power of dumb people in large groups.
of 61 votes, 46% like it
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Beauty, brains, availability, personality; pick any two
of 54 votes, 52% like it
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Don't drink and park; accidents cause people.
of 58 votes, 48% like it
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STU(Dying)ENT
of 60 votes, 40% like it
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This Shirt: $15
Impressing Everyone : Priceless
of 58 votes, 41% like it
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Leggo my Shirt!
of 59 votes, 39% like it
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White is the new Tan!
of 62 votes, 44% like it
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Official Wikipedia Editor
of 63 votes, 51% like it
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the worst time to have a heartattack is during a game of charades
of 71 votes, 68% like it
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you wear those big sunglasses to hide your imperfections
of 69 votes, 42% like it
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if you read this, you will die; eventually...
of 71 votes, 49% like it
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I'm Probably Hungover
of 52 votes, 48% like it
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king of deja-vu
of 52 votes, 46% like it
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my genes are like diamonds; every girl wants them
of 55 votes, 47% like it
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it's half empty
of 55 votes, 49% like it
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P.E.T.A. - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
of 58 votes, 45% like it
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my shirt is better than yours; your argument is invalid.
of 58 votes, 47% like it
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oreo + peanut butter = bliss
of 59 votes, 47% like it
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strobe lights = bliss
of 57 votes, 44% like it
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Believe me, I know
of 63 votes, 46% like it
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iceburgs are cliche
of 49 votes, 35% like it
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WoW = WOW
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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Dr. Phil's Main Man
of 56 votes, 43% like it
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I love you professor!
of 51 votes, 41% like it
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your #1 fan
of 54 votes, 37% like it
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Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring... Banana Phone!!!
of 51 votes, 29% like it
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makeup sex is rad
of 60 votes, 45% like it
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Santa gives bigger gifts to rich kids.
of 66 votes, 55% like it
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Santa gives nicer gifts to rich kids.
of 70 votes, 54% like it
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There's no I in ESKIMO! Oh, wait...
of 62 votes, 40% like it
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animals taste good
of 56 votes, 48% like it
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For every animal you don\'t eat, I\'m going to eat THREE!
of 58 votes, 50% like it
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twice on thursdays
of 55 votes, 47% like it
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Santa is real
of 57 votes, 51% like it
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I came from a small box
of 58 votes, 53% like it
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RAP is 75% of CRAP
of 63 votes, 54% like it
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Good musical taste is a blessing and a curse
of 53 votes, 38% like it
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Ask me about your guilty conscience!
of 53 votes, 53% like it
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I'm fat, and sassy!
of 51 votes, 37% like it
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Ask me where my tattoos are located!
of 58 votes, 48% like it
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Old people are awesome
of 64 votes, 53% like it
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I'm still warming up
of 62 votes, 45% like it
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GUITAR PLAYER
(date me)
of 63 votes, 44% like it
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Yeah, I play on Expert.
of 76 votes, 53% like it
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There's no I in TEAM, but there is ME!
of 63 votes, 44% like it
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Oh yeah? Well there's no I in ESKIMO! Oh wait...
of 58 votes, 41% like it
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