Girls will be girls
and
Boys will be toys
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Nobody loves a dirty beach.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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People change as Seasons do.
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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I'm like wolverine, my heart heals fast. NEXT!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Go ahead. Judge me.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Raise yer hands if you're dating me. If not, raise yer standards!
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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Incest: The Game That The Whole Family Can Play!
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I put the laughter in the slaughter!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I put the rapist in therapist!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Random assault is not moshing!
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm not procrastinating! I'm just planning ahead for tomorrow!
of 27 votes, 70% like it
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I'm Single but just don't tell my Boyfriends!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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True Blue Americanese!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Life's a b*tch. Life sucks too. So I don't mind!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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I eat Klingons for breakfast!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Quit staring before I go Power Rangers on you!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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I make Forrest Gump look like a genius.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Please don't tell him I have a boyfriend!
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Please don't tell her I have a girlfriend!
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Coin Laundry Loser
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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100% Cute Concentrate
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Don't mind me. I'm just waiting for Godot.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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How bout I buy you a mug of SHUT THE HELL UP?
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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I make Chewy look like a Tshi Tzu!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Man who walks thru airport doors sideways, is going to Bangkok!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Underneath this shirt, I make Chewy look bald!
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Love at First Fight!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Eye Power: Minimal Effort, Maximum Results!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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[Front] You'd be nice to come home to.. [Back] If I was an ogre.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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[Front] I'm Yours... [Back]for $1.99!
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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I'm A Grandmaster Sensei of The Arts of Pleasure!
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Forget the drinks, just give me your money.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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It's All In The Angle Of The Dangle!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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