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onemoredaemon
aka martin is 34.37 years old, has been a member since January 22, 2005, has scored 3,330 submissions, giving an average score of 1.78, helping 28 designs get printed.
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I am economical depressed.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Allergic to yellow.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Frisbee! What frisbee?
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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There is a very fine line between being cynical and being God.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Hard. Harder. Moi.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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The Vodka is agreeable, but the meat is too tender.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Pfft! So what?
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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Jack Is Lost.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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I Tried To Love It, But Star Wars Isn't The Same Somehow.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Try To Love Him As Much As Before But Indy Isn't The Same Somehow
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Milk And Cookie Are My Friends.
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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There are books, so why read T-Shirts?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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can i get a free hint of sarcasm with my coffee?
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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the usual aspects.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Faster, Lasergun! Pow! Pow!
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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Punk died long before you were born, honey.
of 56 votes, 32% like it
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holy maccaroni!
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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Nobody Loves, Nobody Gets Hurt.
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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You Say Party - We Say Demographischer Wandel
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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It’s all fun and games ’til someone says neoliberalism.
of 52 votes, 37% like it
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vegetarians are made of meat.
of 50 votes, 42% like it
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Everybody's talking 'bout Mehrkornbrötchen!
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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I guess it's just like Chewbacca always said: Wahrroorn!
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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The shirt's text does not represent the opinion of the bearer.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Mutants, always those annoying mutants.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Go Ahead, Impress Me. Your 15 Minutes of Fame Might Start Now.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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Now that explains a lot - Who's hungry?
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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You're funny, but not ha-ha funny.
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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Outdrink The Frat Boy And Get A FREE Ring Tone!
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Teh. Common Misspelling Since 1994.
of 58 votes, 29% like it
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I'm Chewbacca. Hear My Roar.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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C'mon. This Is A Slogan. On A Shirt. What Do You Expect? Goethe?
of 62 votes, 32% like it
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Han Solo Was A Pirate, Too.
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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Last Time I Played A Game Of Sabacc, I Lost A Whole Spaceship.
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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May The AARRR™ Be With You, Young Pirate!
of 66 votes, 21% like it
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You Say Pirate, They Say Yeah!
of 65 votes, 20% like it
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You Look Pretty Dumbesque Today.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Tauberbischofsheim
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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So who do you have to lambaste to get a grog around here?
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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I'm the deadliest scallawag that ever swung a sword.
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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Luigi was a plumber, too.
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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HELLO Men's Power Charge! Cialis + Viagra 10+10=$129 20+20=$249
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Spock, I'm your father.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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Play it again, Yoda.
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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I hate penguins. And ninjas. And pirates. And scientists.
of 61 votes, 33% like it
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Do I look like a pirate to you?
of 59 votes, 31% like it
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There's no secret handshake, but an IQ prerequisite.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Jedi-Knights, Lightsabers. Man, I love that Star Trek Stuff.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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the sun, that yellow bitch!
of 59 votes, 24% like it
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Man-E-Faces. Ego, Super Ego and Id.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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As a child, I wasn't allowed to play with He-Man.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Enjoy yourself. It's later than you know what I mean.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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please don't read this. everybody does.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Obi Wan was a Scientist.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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Don't clap. I am not a hero.
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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have you ever trancended time and space?
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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OK, let's just pretend I'm Boba Fett.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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I successfully installed linux on this shirt
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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where is the deus ex machinegun?
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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religion. assisted thinking.
of 57 votes, 32% like it
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don't blame me, that's what Wittgenstein says
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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step back, i'm a level six pussy with a tailgun!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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smile, if you discredit indie
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
36% real 64% virtual
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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602-435-3694
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Ahoy! My Name is AARRR!
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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And I Thought This Slogan Wouldn't Get 15%. Hindsight is 20/20.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Ankh-Morpork or Bust
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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At Least I Can Laugh About You When You Left The Store, Sir.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Beam me up, Obi-Wan!
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Bobcat or Björk?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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By The Power Of The White House, I Have The Power.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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C'mon! What are you waiting for? Godot?
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Captain Jack Sparrow & Mike Skinner. Original Pirate Material
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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CATS ARE MEOW!
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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chaw chow
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Chewie Is A Punkrocker!
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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chocolate pudding is GOD!
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Chuck Norris Exports Pain.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Cognito Inn
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Cuck Norris Counted To Infinity. Twice.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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des pierres boulent
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Division By Zero. Chuck Norris Can.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Don't bug me, for I have faboulus secret powers!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Don't eat me. I'm a mighty pirate!
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Don't get nucleotide awesome sweater live. Never!
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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Don't Judge Me By The Content Of My Shirt!
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Don't threaten visitors with fire pokers, Ludwig!
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Every Closed Room Is A Coffin.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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fire walk with me
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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fire walk with me
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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fourtytwo
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Giggity-Giggity-Goo! All right!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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glamrock may contain nuts
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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go ahead, awesome
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Go ahead. Be stupid.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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go go campy rangers
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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GOD may contain nuts
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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Grindhouse, 42nd Street
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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he who ha-has last, ha-has best.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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HELP! I've Been Kidnapped By This Garment!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Hobbits Don't Pull People's Arms Out Of Their Sockets When Losing
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Horde Or Alliance?
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I am representing Arko Trade, looking for financial contractors.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I can see dumb people.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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I don't believe in free will, therefore I don't care.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I don't care what Simon says.
of 55 votes, 27% like it
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I don't know how to win this game.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I HEART HELSINKI
of 64 votes, 20% like it
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I heart Jazz
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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i heart lasagne!
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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i heart minority
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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I HEART PARIS (The Adorable City Not That Filthy Rich Hotel Bitch
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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I heart shoplifting with Winona Ryder
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I installed linux on an imperial star destroyer.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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i lost my spexappeal
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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I never played Zak McKracken till the end.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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I Really Hate To Work In This Store, Mister.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I sold my soul to threadless and all I got was this awesome shirt
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I Think I Just Ran Over A Wookiee On The Expressway.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I Wanted To Rock 'n' Roll All Night! but today it's emo & wee
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I Wanted To Rock 'n' Roll All Night! today you weep at emo shows
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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I Wonder Who Would Win The Fight Between A Klingon And A Wookie.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I Wonder Who Would Win The Fight Between A Klingon And A Wookiee.
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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i'd say it's 42.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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i'd say, religion is the heroin of the people
of 44 votes, 20% like it
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I'll Take A Cheeseburger And Some French Fries.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I'm A Wiener. Things Are Gonna Change. I Can Feel It.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm Guybrush Threepwood, ghost busting stud.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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If "debarment" is french for "party", I'd say
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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If "debarment" is french for "party", I'd say
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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If "debarment" is french for "party", I'd say
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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If debarment is french for party, I'd say si, madame!
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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If I only could reach my Pirate-Utilety belt.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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If Wittgenstein is right, you probably don't exist.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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If you love to talk to me, say something nice about my shirt.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Informer, u nosy damit you show me I gonna blame - boom boom down
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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It's All About Ninja Scientists And Pirate Penguins.
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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It's all about subject, predicate and object.
of 58 votes, 9% like it
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Just Saying "Ass F**k" Is Quoting Deleuze Out of Contex
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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KISS Army Soldier Since 1977
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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life is awesome when your not looking.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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Like Mrs. Spektor says: November Rain is nice but awful long.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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Like Ogden says: The gostak distims the doshes!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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LINUX RUNS WITH ME
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Marco! (the other shirt has to says "Polo!")
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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may the fire walk with you
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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May the science be with you.
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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May You Rest In Peace, Robert A. Wilson.
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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Most Slogans Are Insipid & Dumb. Heard Of "Mission Accom
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Most Slogans Are Insipid & Dumb. Heard Of "Mission Accom
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Most Slogans are insipid & dumb. Heard of Mission Accomplishe
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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MySpace Flickr Facebook YouTube Blogspot - Call me omniwebish!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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neoliberate my ass!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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ninja pirate scientist penguin
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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no funny.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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no, i didn't expect this slogan to be on my shirt.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Now that you read this, are you ashamed of staring at my breast?
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Of course I can get satisfaction. Jagger my ass.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Paper. Maccaroni. Ovulation. Guildhall. Random Words. Thank You.
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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PJ? Goose? Powderpuff? That's BMX talk!
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Polo! (the other shirt has to says "Marco!")
of 56 votes, 9% like it
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Pong! Causing Extreme Aggression Since 1972.
of 55 votes, 22% like it
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post-ism.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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savoir vivresque!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Second Life Is My First Life.
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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sex and mathematics
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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Slogans are overrated. Especially when printed on T-Shirts.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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slogans on shirts are overrated.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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slogans on shirts are post-anachronistic
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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slogans on shirts are so eighties!
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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slogans on shirts so eighties!
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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Smile, If You Discredit Emo.
of 59 votes, 22% like it
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some days in life are just like all the others.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Stewie Griffin Hates You!
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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stop clapping your hands and saying yeah. thank you.
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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stop clapping your hands and shut the fuck up, indie!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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stop spam poetry
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Stupid Slogans. Obey The Dumb Side Of Live.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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That last pirate flick sucked.
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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That's imitatable!
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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The Novemberists.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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The Only Thing Important Is You And Me And Everyone Around Us.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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The Ontological Necessity Of Existential Dilemmata Just Bugs Me.
of 59 votes, 19% like it
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The Stephen Malkmus Experience
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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THE THREADLESS EXPERIMENT
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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there are voices in my head. and they don't like you.
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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They say, the good die first. I'm not good at all.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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This Is Dumb, But At Least It's Smarter Than Mission Accomplished
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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THIS is MySpace, so you'd better watch YouTube!
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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This Is Nice. No Yes-Buts Here.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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this is senseless
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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this sentence may contain nuts
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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This shirt is kinda post-anything.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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this shirt may contain nuts
of 45 votes, 13% like it
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Trivia: Who Is Lumpawarrump?
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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variable band name
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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vegeterians are made of meat.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
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virtual virgo
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Wait, if you're here, then that means ... oh boy!
of 51 votes, 24% like it
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Wait, if you're here, then that means ... weren't the 80s sweet?
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Wax On, Wax Off. That's almost it.
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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weep@emo-concerts.com
of 36 votes, 3% like it
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Whatever. Wittgenstein was right.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Will Work For Linden Dollar.
of 57 votes, 5% like it
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Words don't come easy. So am I.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Yes, Adorno would have hated Emo, too.
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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yes, i'm still waiting for godot
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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You never told me you knew Johnny Fontane!
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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You Say Ninja, They Say Yeah!
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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You Say Ninjascientistpiratepenguin, They Say Yeah!
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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You Say Pirate! We Say Die!
of 63 votes, 21% like it
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you were already staring at my breast before reading this, right?
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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You're obviously not in the mood for idle chit-chat, are you?
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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