High freakin five!
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Frisbees are like boomerangs that don't come back.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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"Hey" is for horses.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Never Look Back...Unless There's a Grizzly Bear Chasing You
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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The Best Things In Life Are Usually Really Expensive.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I wish we still had nap time.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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You're not a team player unless I get to slap you on the butt.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Great Minds Often Compete for The Nobel Peace Prize.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Which came first, the platypus or the egg?
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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You say tomato, I say lycopersicom esculantum.
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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A garlic a day, keeps the vampires away.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I lost my pants during a Chinese fire drill.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Green. The new way to be cool.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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I'm as horny as a unicorn.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Kidney punch isn't as good as fruit punch.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I can make up my own dance and give it a ridiculous name too.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Red Light (front)
Green Light (Back)
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Professional back seat driver.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Elephants dont mind comments from the peanut gallery.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Happy un-birthday to you!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Is it too late to still want to be an astronaut?
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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Chlorophyll. More like like Boreophyll.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Love parallelograms are such a mess.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I may be blonde but...um...wait what were we talking about?
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I'm "that guy"
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Too funk to druck!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Hey you can read! Good job.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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I've lost my sasquatch, have you seen it?
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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It's pronounced [doo-mas]
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Don't feed the pigeons
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I'm half man half bearpig
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Give Them What They Want
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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