Hi, my name's Life. Here are your Lemons
of 47 votes, 30% like it
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Always remember to Thorium Indium Potassium before you act.
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Three Potassium together is racist.
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CH2O: Sea Water
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Chemists love their CHoCoLaTe
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Ice: H-Two-O Cubed
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Ice: H2O3
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Hydrophobic: Fear of Utility Bills
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To determine the gender of chromosomes, pull down their genes.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Biology-The only science where multiplying and dividing are same.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I bet the statue of liberty wishes she could sit down.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Cockroaches don't fear 2012.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Annual Sports Games: Same game new year number.
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Women may not hit as hard as men, but they hit lower.
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Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, when wish they were
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The idea of Perfection is so Imperfect
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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If the Mission is SO impossible, how do you finish it?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Life would be easier if there were cheat codes.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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One mans trash is another man's tetanus.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Treehuggerography: The study of tree huggers.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Police Sirens: The fastest way to get to your doughnuts.
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Tanks: The solution to car crashes.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Sorry to be blunt, but it is just a pencil.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Who needs Abercrombie's $100 shirts when I have Threadless' $15.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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If it tastes like chicken, it probably isn't.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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What is your zombie attack plan?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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U-Turns are a thing of the past, try O-Turns.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Pirated Software: Just a free "trial".
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Revolving Door: A simple, yet so amusing thing.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
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The ground is falling!
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Warning:Keeping mind wideopen may cause extreme external bleeding
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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A vote for me is a vote for sliced bread.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Hey, I'm not that Fat.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Life would be so much easier if you could peek at the source code
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Life would be so much easier if you could edit the source code.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practice?
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Life's Motto: Where's the Duct Tape?
of 22 votes, 45% like it
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If you like this shirt, Hug Me.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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The Answer Key To All Tests: 42.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Friends will always be there to help, Unless you are in a volcano
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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Your not popular till you get slaughtered on the football field.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Who is this she you speak of and what did she say?
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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What's the point...
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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What? Krispy Kream? An Oxymoron? No Way!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Life Question: Why does it seem no one likes any Slogans?
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If you are reading this you just wasted about 0.01% of your life.
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