A leprechaun told me that Bigfoot doesn't exist.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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A pictures worth a 1000 words, but this t-shirt is only worth 13
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Aliens are always invading my personal space.
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Aliens are just concerned with our prostate health.
of 40 votes, 48% like it
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Aliens traveled thousands of light years just to probe me.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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All that glitters is not gol... hey look something shiny.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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All these gadgets made me obsolete.
of 32 votes, 53% like it
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Animated corpses are amusing, reanimated corpses are terrifying.
of 31 votes, 55% like it
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Animated corpses are funny, reanimated corpses are terrifying.
of 14 votes, 43% like it
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Animated people are funny, reanimated people are terrifying.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
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Any books a coloring book if you have a crayon.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Any monster small enough to fit under my bed is not scary!
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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Ask me about this shirt... (on back) and I'll poke you in the eye
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Beating a dead horse is good if it's a vampire horse.
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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Beating a dead horse is good if it's a zombie horse.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Best Dressed Person
of 48 votes, 25% like it
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Bigfoot told me Santa doesn't exist.
of 56 votes, 45% like it
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Bigfoot told me there's no such thing as Santa.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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Bigfoot wouldn't be so shy if you stopped making fun of his feet
of 52 votes, 44% like it
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Black holes are the vampires of the Universe.
of 28 votes, 39% like it
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Black holes suck and straws agree, life sucks!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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BlackHoles,they'll suck the life outof any party in the Universe
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Boobs (o's go over nips)
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs! Boobs!
Boobs! Boobs!
Boobs!
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Bribes! My only weakness!
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Children are our future, but the invaders from space are theirs.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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Children are our future, then the aliens, then the alien children
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Children are our future... and so are adult diapers.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Cliches are the best thing since sliced bread!
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Coloring books are literature too!
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Conspiracy theorists are always out to get me.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Conspiracy theorists are trying to take over the world.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Crap or get off the pot should never be applied to cooking.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Curiosity killed a lot more then cats...
of 20 votes, 40% like it
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Daylight savings, the number one cause of global warming.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Dinosaurs didn't care about climate change either.
of 32 votes, 38% like it
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Do atheists believe in Godzilla?
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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Don't beat a dead horse, do beat an undead horse.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Even a monkey could write this slogan. Can I have banana now?
of 10 votes, 40% like it
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Everybody poops, even Unicorns!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Everyday should be a choose your own adventure day.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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Evil Genius.
(ask about our fine minion program today!)
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Fairies told me aliens don't exist.
of 51 votes, 29% like it
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For colorblind people rainbows are just gray-scale.
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Forget Somali Pirates, we're really screwed when Vikings return.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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Forget the icebergs, global warming is melting my ice cream!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Forget the icecaps, global warming is melting my ice cream!
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Global warming stole my ice cream.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Global warming, revenge for Volcanoes.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Global Warming: All the cool planets are doing it.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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Harry Potter was an inside job.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Honestly, has anyone actually killed two birds with one stone?
of 29 votes, 34% like it
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I bet you have a gamboling problem
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I didn't drop out of college, I'm just majoring in recess.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I don't talk to strangers, but if you read this we can be friends
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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I don:(t use emoticons;-) but I am bad with punctuation:p
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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I drive a hybrid: it's a car that transforms into a robot.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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I drive a hybrid: one part monster, 1 part truck.
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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I eat so much candy I call the tooth fairy Phillis.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I know I'm not invincible, but I did just save.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I measure light years with birthday candles.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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I only buy coloring books for the articles
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I only read books I can color in.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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I only ride mythical beasts.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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I pray to Godzilla every night.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I prefer my pi round, not squared.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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I put the recess in recession.
of 41 votes, 61% like it
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I rock harder than most
of 52 votes, 27% like it
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I should have been a unicorn.
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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I try to eat a breakfast of champions,but theyre usually too fast
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I wanted to write a novel, but there's no more room on this shirt
of 28 votes, 46% like it
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I was born ironic.
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I was born this ironic.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I went on an epic quest, and all I got was this lousy evil ring.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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I wish my hair was emo, then it'd cut itself.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I would look cooler if I was riding a unicorn.
of 90 votes, 53% like it
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I wrestled the monster in my closet for this shirt.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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I'd eat a breakfast of champions, but I'm too lazy.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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I'd rather listen to babies crying than 80's metal.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
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I'd rather listen to 80's metal than babies crying.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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I'm an evil genious not a spelling genious.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm as unique as the next guy.
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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I'm not a drop out, I'm just majoring in recess.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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I'm not a superhero, I just forgot to wear pants today.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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I'm not a superhero, I just like wearing a cape.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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I'm not a superhero, I just like wearing tights and a cape
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I'm not a superhero, I just like wearing tights.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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I'm not an evil genius, I have an average IQ.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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I'm not an evil genius, i merely have an average IQ
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm not lazy, I'm in slow motion.
of 11 votes, 55% like it
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I'm not stalking you, I'm just pretending I'm watching you on TV.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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I'm probably really bad with probabilities.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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I'm probably really good with probabilities.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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I'm rubber and your glue, and we're the lamest superhero team.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the serial cat killer known as "Curiosity"
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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I'm too lazy to eat a breakfast of champions.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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I'm too short to raise the roof
of 6 votes, 50% like it
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I've never seen a robot dance The Robot.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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I've never seen a robot do The Robot.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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If by "expert" you mean saw it on TV, then yes I am an
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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If History repeated itself I be getting a Dinosaur
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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If history repeats itself than I am going to be awesome tomorrow
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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If history repeats itself then Imgoing tobe this awesome tomorrow
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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If I was a totem pole this is where the eagle would go.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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If I'm in space then I'm saying, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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If napping were a sport I'd be a pro athlete.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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If we're in an argument add + infinity to whatever I say.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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If you can read this then i lost my jet-pack. (on back)
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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If you've read my biography please don't tell me any spoilers.
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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In case of emergency this shirt can be used as a cape.
of 41 votes, 63% like it
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In case of pirate attack, this shirt can be used as a ninja mask.
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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In my biography there will be alot more laser battles and dragons
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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In my biography, here's where the horrible tragedy occurs.
of 33 votes, 33% like it
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In space nobody can hear you...Fart!
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Instant wet t-shirt, just add water.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Ironically, irony made this shirt wrinkle free.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Ironically, this contains no irony.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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It should have been a unicorn.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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It's all fun and games til someones hit with a Wrench in the Hall
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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its all funandgames til your hit with a leadpipe in the ballroom
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Kids are not our future, robots are our future.
of 11 votes, 64% like it
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King Kong only likes me for my body, to carry up tall buildings.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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King Kong only likes me for mybody,to carryup tall buildings with
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Knowing is half the battle the other half is blowing stuff up.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Let's talk about slacks, baby!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Let's talk about slacks.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Lets be honest,if I had superpowers Id probably use them for evil
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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Lets face It,If I had super powers Id use them for evil purposes
of 9 votes, 44% like it
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Lions and witches agree, living in a wardrobe sucks!
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Lions and witches agree, living in wardrobes sucks!
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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LvL 80 Moonshroud Shirt gives me -100 cha, +50 nrd
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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My alphabet soup says "ooooooooo". Wait, these are spag
of 8 votes, 50% like it
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My alphabet soup says "ooooooooo". Wait, these are spag
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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My alphabet soup says "ooooooooo". Wait, these are spag
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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My alphabet soup says ooooooooo.
Wait, these are spaghetti o's!
of 12 votes, 25% like it
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My boobs are located here
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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My cat eat sqrril
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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My choose your own adventure led me here... what a rip off!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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My favorite social networking site is on the next street corner.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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My hybrid car is also a robot.
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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My hybrid is a car and a robot.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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My phone can text, email and now makes my breath minty fresh.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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My super power is the ability to be super awesome
of 13 votes, 23% like it
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My superpower is to distract villains with words on my shirt.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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No need to tell me how to get to SesameStreet now that I have GPS
of 50 votes, 32% like it
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One small step for man, one giant leap for tiny moon aliens.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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One soul for sale, please ask attendant for more info.
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Out of my way, I'm on an epic quest!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Past tense, now relaxed.
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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PETAM: People for the Ethical treatment of Aliens and Monsters.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Practice, practice, practice are not good directions for tourists
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Pro-Undead: Cause Zombies have a right to life too.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Procrastinators do it...later.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Reincarnation is just god inserting more quarters.
of 13 votes, 54% like it
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Reincarnation: Please insert 2 quarter(s)
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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Remember, animation = cartoons, reanimation = ZOMBIES!!
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Robots wished they could do The Human.
of 27 votes, 56% like it
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Robots wished they had my dance moves!
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Save the music, stop the karaoke
of 37 votes, 57% like it
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Screw it, I'm just replacing my teeth with Jolly Ranchers.
of 34 votes, 41% like it
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Shirts with words on them are clever, unless they're not.
of 48 votes, 29% like it
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Space Invaders should rethink their battle plans.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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T.G.I. Star Wars
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Talk is cheap, that's why I do it so much.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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The "Curiosity Killer" killed a lot more then cats...
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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The children are our future, but robots are their future.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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The inside of my shirt says something clever.
of 59 votes, 53% like it
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The inside of my shirt says something cool(inside:something cool)
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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The monster in my closet ate all my other shirts.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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The monster in my closet picked this shirt for me today.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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The monster under my bed left because it was too messy
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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The Moon is just one giant bouncy castle.
of 41 votes, 49% like it
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The only cure for global warming is more ice cream!!
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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The story of my life will have a lot more laser battles.
of 29 votes, 45% like it
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The Universe may be expanding, but it still revolves around me!
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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They said I wasn't good enough to eat a breakfast of champions.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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This is not a slogan, it's poetry!
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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This is the adventure I chose
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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This is the shirt based on that movie based on a book.
of 29 votes, 41% like it
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This is the shirt I wear when I play myself on TV.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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This isn't an emoticon, I'm just bad with punctuation:)
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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This LvL 80 Shirt of Dexterity gives me +2 dex and +50 nerd
of 25 votes, 36% like it
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This shirt hides my enormous boobs
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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This shirt is bigger than Jesus. He should shrink it in the wash.
of 44 votes, 30% like it
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This shirt is made 100% sugar and spice but mostly cotton.
of 31 votes, 39% like it
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This shirt is made from Chuck Norris' chest hair, its bulletproof
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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This shirt makes me the best dressed person you know.
of 54 votes, 39% like it
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This shirt would look cooler if I were riding a unicorn.
of 69 votes, 38% like it
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This t-shirt hides my superhero costume.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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TMNT lies! Rolling in radioactive ooze just gives you cancer.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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TMNT lies!Rolling in radioactive ooze just gave my turtle cancer.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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TMNT lies!Rolling in radioactive ooze just gives my turtle cancer
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but two negatives make a positive.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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Underneath this shirt is my superhero costume.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Vampires think Zombies suck.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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Vegetarians taste delicious!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Vegetarians taste like tofu.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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Video games saved my lives.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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Wardrobe Inspector: Exterminating Lions and Witches since 1950
of 21 votes, 29% like it
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Warning: I use cheat codes.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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What did they say before sliced bread was invented?
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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When I wished upon a star, all I received was massive burns.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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When read correctly this is a beautiful poem.Youre doing it wrong
of 26 votes, 46% like it
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When read correctly, this is a beautiful poem
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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When read correctly, this is a beautiful poem.
of 31 votes, 45% like it
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Who needs steroids when you have cheat codes.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Women and children first, or as sharks say, hors d'oeuvres
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Women and children first, or as sharks say, orderves
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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World's worst ninja.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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You should Beat a dead horse if it's a zombie horse.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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You're not an adult till you're in debt
of 55 votes, 38% like it
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Zombies are a vampires worst enemy.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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