toopersent
aka Ramsay is a 27 year old boy, has been a member since November 10, 2008, has scored 579 submissions, giving an average score of 2.89.
Accident free since tomorrow.
of 82 votes, 74% like it
Soil plants, not pants.
of 78 votes, 65% like it
I believe in reverse psychology, but you shouldn't.
of 125 votes, 80% like it
When trigonometry makes me angry, I go off on tangents.
of 104 votes, 63% like it
I blame the finger pointers.
of 114 votes, 61% like it
Dear Waldo,
Try a less conspicuous outfit.
of 109 votes, 71% like it
Its not stalking, its observational science.
of 103 votes, 62% like it
My savings account is full of daylight.
of 96 votes, 60% like it
Look! Bad guys! Quick, pretend to make out with me.
of 87 votes, 57% like it
I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes.
of 92 votes, 55% like it
I'll laugh in the face of danger as long as I can outrun it.
of 119 votes, 69% like it
A spoonful of sugar makes diabetics need more medicine.
of 104 votes, 63% like it
Fools rush in. Idiots stay there.
of 110 votes, 63% like it
If you mustard up the courage you could relish this moment.
of 123 votes, 64% like it
Maybe hyperspace should take it easy on the sugar?
of 113 votes, 59% like it
Wanna know how curiosity kills?
of 117 votes, 66% like it
I'm in shape, just not the right one.
of 111 votes, 60% like it
If stupid people could read they would know I'm mocking them
of 110 votes, 60% like it
Money cant buy world peace, but it can buy a piece of the world.
of 117 votes, 61% like it
If you cant beat 'em, use cheat codes.
of 144 votes, 80% like it
If the moon landing was fake, at least we tricked the Russians.
of 119 votes, 64% like it
I didnt believe in magic until that jerk made my unicorn vanish
of 135 votes, 64% like it
All you need is love, but a good backscratching doesn't hurt.
of 103 votes, 53% like it
Who has cake and doesn't eat it?
of 128 votes, 62% like it
C4 sunk my battleship.
of 78 votes, 53% like it
On a serious note....b flat.
of 143 votes, 64% like it
When I step up to the plate, I prefer to have a fork
of 140 votes, 55% like it
I'm on the comic relief diet. It helps me lighten up.
of 148 votes, 56% like it
Subatomic ducks say Quark.
of 176 votes, 69% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Accident free since last tuesday
of 20 votes, 40% like it
Ambassadors don't bother me. I have diplomatic immunity.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
Crooked crops plant evidence.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Crooked gardeners plant evidence.
of 19 votes, 42% like it
Despite recessions, chimney sales are still through the roof.
of 46 votes, 52% like it
Frame vegetarians. Plant evidence.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
Happy endings only occur in fairy tales and full body massages
of 111 votes, 70% like it
Invading space used to involve a joystick and a button.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
Maybe Waldo just wants to blend in.
of 48 votes, 56% like it
My dentist gives full cavity searches. Also, she looks at teeth
of 88 votes, 58% like it
Pibb might be the man, but Pepper's got a p.h.d.
of 93 votes, 55% like it
Plant trees, not evidence.
of 25 votes, 32% like it
Soil your plants, not your pants.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
http://threadless.com/profile/828844/toopersent
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want
free money .
STP ME PLEASE!
Current Subs!:
Just graduated from VCU (Virginia Commonwealth University) with a double major in IT and Accounting. Surprisingly enough, I enjoy art (in many forms) more than either of these (except money). I'm engaged to a beautiful Colombian princess, we are getting married June 27th in Cancun.
I love reading and writing sci-fi, snowboarding, camping, and movies. Pretty generic stuff.
