Contest: Every week or so, I will post a funny picture. You come up with the caption. Top 5 entries for that round get points. There will be roughly 6 rounds per contest.
1st place gets any tee of their choice. 2nd place gets STPs. 3rd place gets a hug. RULES (they suck, but we gotta have em): All entries in bold 3 entries per person, per picture Overall Standings: Total Points after 1 round Rossmat8: 6 Staffell: 5 bsweber: 5 Maltzmania: 5 SparkytheWonderboy: 5 brentendo: 4 superryan: 4 mike_bautista: 4 krakaboom: 3 spacesick2: 2 timscribble: 1 Puppetmeat: 1 Round 1  RESULTS: 1st: bsweber Are you sure this is how you do the Heimlich? (5 points!) 2nd: superryan And that boy grew up to be President... (4 points!) 3rd: krakaboom Tyler decided that he would never waste his allowance on comics again. (3 points!) 4th: brentendo I'm sorry babe, we need to take this somewhere else.. A giant anvil is about to land on us! (2 points!) 5th TimScribble The curious case of R. Kelly Button ROUND 2  RESULTS: 1st:SparkytheWonderboy Captain Denimshorts was not the first new superhero to learn the hard way that a cape adds directional stability as well as dashing style.(5 points) 2nd: mike_bautista We have just been informed that Korea is housing weapons of mass destruction. This is not Korea.(4 points) 3rd: rossmat8 At that exact moment Zach lost his ability to morph into jackhammers. (3 points) 4th: spacesick2 I've heard of digging a hole in the sand and posing inside of it for a silly photo, but this is ridiculous!(2 points) 5th:staffell OMNOMNOM (1point) ROUND 3  Round 3 winners! 1st Maltzmania: okay ladies, rate my bod! (5 points) 2nd Staffell: The 2002 circumcision-by-hand girls team were the best there ever was. (4 points) 3rd Rossmat8: The pants off for peace initiative had great success (3 points) 4th Brentendo: All 5 of our judges agreed that the new advertising campaign for Calvin Klein's japanese branch should be awarded a 2/10 (2 points) 5th Puppetmeat: Pantsing yourself: Half the embarrassment, twice the illegal. (1 point) ROUND 4  Reults soon ROUND 5 
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
       
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Mar 23 '09 by
I've heard of environmentally-safe caskets, but this is ridiculous!
spacesick 2 on Mar 30 '09 at 5:21am
I've heard of digging a hole in the sand and posing inside of it for a silly photo, but this is ridiculous!
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