Contest: Every week or so, I will post a funny picture. You come up with the caption. Top 5 entries for that round get points. There will be roughly 6 rounds per contest.

1st place gets any tee of their choice. 2nd place gets STPs.
3rd place gets a hug.

RULES (they suck, but we gotta have em):
All entries in bold
3 entries per person, per picture


Overall Standings: Total Points after 1 round
Rossmat8: 6
Staffell: 5
bsweber: 5
Maltzmania: 5
SparkytheWonderboy: 5
brentendo: 4
superryan: 4
mike_bautista: 4
krakaboom: 3
spacesick2: 2
timscribble: 1
Puppetmeat: 1




Round 1




RESULTS:


1st: bsweber Are you sure this is how you do the Heimlich? (5 points!)

2nd: superryan And that boy grew up to be President... (4 points!)

3rd: krakaboom Tyler decided that he would never waste his allowance on comics again. (3 points!)

4th: brentendo I'm sorry babe, we need to take this somewhere else.. A giant anvil is about to land on us! (2 points!)

5th TimScribble The curious case of R. Kelly Button




ROUND 2



RESULTS:
1st:SparkytheWonderboy Captain Denimshorts was not the first new superhero to learn the hard way that a cape adds directional stability as well as dashing style.(5 points)

2nd: mike_bautista We have just been informed that Korea is housing weapons of mass destruction. This is not Korea.(4 points)

3rd: rossmat8 At that exact moment Zach lost his ability to morph into jackhammers. (3 points)

4th: spacesick2 I've heard of digging a hole in the sand and posing inside of it for a silly photo, but this is ridiculous!(2 points)


5th:staffell OMNOMNOM (1point)




ROUND 3





Round 3 winners!

1st Maltzmania: okay ladies, rate my bod! (5 points)

2nd Staffell: The 2002 circumcision-by-hand girls team were the best there ever was. (4 points)

3rd Rossmat8: The pants off for peace initiative had great success (3 points)

4th Brentendo: All 5 of our judges agreed that the new advertising campaign for Calvin Klein's japanese branch should be awarded a 2/10 (2 points)

5th Puppetmeat: Pantsing yourself: Half the embarrassment, twice the illegal. (1 point)





ROUND 4




Reults soon



ROUND 5