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NathanielJordan
aka Nathaniel Jordan is a 25.51 year old boy, has been a member since November 9, 2008, has scored 78 submissions, giving an average score of 4.15, helping 1 designs get printed.
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Well Well, We Meet Again, Mr. Stranger!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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Tell the muffin man that he owes me my share of the dough!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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In my opinion, all your opinions are wrong!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Frankly is not at all related to Bruce Lee.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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The FCC kicks ***!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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The best way to a mans heart is with something sharp
of 30 votes, 40% like it
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Made from 100% puppy tears!
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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My tummy turns food into poop!
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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5 Out Of Every 4 People Suck At Math
of 31 votes, 42% like it
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I went to Europe, and all I got was this guy who's wearing me.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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I push the box by thinking outside the envelope.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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Let's go throw rocks at bigger rocks!
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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I'm actually moving so fast that I appear to be standing still
of 47 votes, 21% like it
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Pandas are what unicorns would be like, if unicorns were pandas
of 45 votes, 20% like it
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ABSTINENCE: Grants ugly people the illusion of choice.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Tell me something I DO know... I'm not into learning new things.
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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No Longer With Stupid
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
1R 73H U83R L337
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Guns don't kill people death is an illusion brought on by bullets
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I am Captain Oblivious! And I am totally unaware of everything!
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I am the patron saint of awesomeness!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I don't care about your politics... I just like collecting comics
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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I Print Counterfeit Shirts (so far I still haven't been caught)
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I put my shirt on one leg at a time just like everybody else...
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I'm "That Guy" that everyone is always talking about
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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I'M HOT (the thermostat is broken)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not lazy... I'm just not in any way motivated to do anything
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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INEXPENSIVE, LAST MINUTE, CHRISTMAS GIFT
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Jesus Saves
(but he won't save you any money on car insurance)
of 31 votes, 19% like it
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KISS ME! I'M TOXIC!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Mimes never do anything
of 39 votes, 5% like it
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My I.Q. > Ur i cue
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Real frustration is trying to smell your own sneeze as it happens
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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SAME DIFFERENCE... unless of course it's actually different
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Shirt of NERDYNESS +4
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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skool iz 4 loozers
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Somebody help! My brain is trying to take over my body!
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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There's a party in my mouth... you're not invited.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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This is not a hat!
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Watch me dance!
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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What do you call ten mimes falling off a cliff? (a good start!)
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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When life gives you lemons, throw them at traffic!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Yellow Snow Has An Acquired Taste
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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You can't be ALWAYS RIGHT 100% of the time
of 42 votes, 2% like it
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Your opinions are wrong!
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
I'm an English major with a focus in creative writing. I like reading, writing, sleeping, smoothies, and video games.
I am part of the Squirrel Liberation Front, and we have been moving forward in our goal to take back what rightfully belongs to our squirrel compatriots. SQUIRREL POWER!
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