10 out of 10 people surveyed don't want to die.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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A little bird told me...But it was all twitter to me.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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All the colors of the rainbow is only 7 colors.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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An apple a day only keeps the doctor away if you throw it at him.
of 10 votes, 30% like it
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An apple a day will keep the doctor away if it was a grenade.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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Anyone who says love is blind probably has their eyes closed.
of 16 votes, 25% like it
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Atheism is a religion in the same way that 'bald' is a hairstyle.
of 35 votes, 54% like it
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Back in my day, we used to get up to change the channel.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Blinking and dancing might resemble a disco party. Or a seizure.
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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Calories: They make my pants too small.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Calories: Without them, food tastes like crap.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Candy really should be a major food group in my opinion.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Culturally speaking, I know a lot of stuff about things.
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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Culturally speaking, I'm a yogurt expert.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Death. Everyone's dying to find out what it's like.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Death. People are dying to kind out what it's like.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Do I need a board to crowd-surf?
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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Don't rain on my parade. Unless the rain is candy.
of 32 votes, 47% like it
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Everybody DOES like me, and NO, I don't think I'll go eat worms.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Favoritism works for me when I'm the favorite.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Fibbing is best done under false pretenses.
of 76 votes, 38% like it
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Frosty the Snowman gave me the cold shoulder.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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Having a broken heart is a stupid metaphor.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Honesty is never the best policy when it gets you arrested.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Horses make the merry-go-round.
of 8 votes, 38% like it
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How is having a horseshoe up my butt lucky?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Hypothetically speaking, I like you.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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Hypothetically speaking, I'm on a horse.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I am good at what I do because I can fake it really well.
of 98 votes, 47% like it
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I am indifferent about my apathy.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I am not a monster because I love cookies.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I bleed rainbows. I must be part clown.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I copied this slogan from someone else.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I dare you to take this shirt off. Seriously.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I do the chicken dance because I am afraid to dance.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I don't care about my apathy.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I dream the un-possible.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I feared fear until I realized there was nothing to fear.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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I find snowmen have very frosty personalities.
of 26 votes, 31% like it
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I HATE emotions!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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I hug randomly.
of 95 votes, 38% like it
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I just can't make up my mind about my indecision.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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I kant spel verie wel eethr.
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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I keep the lights on at night so monsters don't eat me.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I know your most shameful secret.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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I let the cat out of the bag and it ran up an tree.
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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I like to be consistent with my randomness.
of 47 votes, 64% like it
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I live life on the edge by standing on a cliff.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
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I love being tickled as much as you love a paper cut.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I love you, and you love me, but not in that way.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
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I might be a little insecure. Do you think I am?
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I only tip-toe through the tulips.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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I ordered this shirt online from some t-shirt site.
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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I Ran With The Bulls.(on the other side of the fence)
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I see by the way you are looking at me you aren't blind....
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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I see dead people. At the museum.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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I shot a sherif. The deputy put me in jail.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I was blinded by love. Or maybe looking directly into the sun.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I wish sleeping was a sport. Ha. In my dreams!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I'd be a monkey's uncle a million years ago.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a kleptomaniac, and yes this is your watch.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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I'm a pretty cool person online.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I'm actually taller on my online profile.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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I'm an individual, just like you!
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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I'm bored. Let's go do stupid stuff.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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I'm cliché for the sake of being cliché. Or I'm jus
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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I'm not selfish. I just don't like to share my stuff.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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I'm not smart enough to make a witty slogan.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm only nice on Sunday. The other days I will likely trip you.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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I'm too confused to be perplexed.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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I've always loved children...in a pie.
of 57 votes, 47% like it
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If a guy in a green shirt fell in the forest, would anyone care?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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If a little bird told me, I'd be amazed he could speak english.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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If children are our future, we're gonna need more diapers.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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If I forget I have amnesia, can I remember who I am?
of 69 votes, 42% like it
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If I was a ghost I would drink booooooooooze.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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If I were a ghost I would drink booooooooooze.
of 6 votes, 50% like it
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If I'm hungry as a horse, do I have to eat 10 pounds of oats?
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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If it rained cats and dogs there would be guts everywhere.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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If looks could kill, I be a murderer.
of 3 votes, 67% like it
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If looks could kill, you'd better watch out!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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If she has "hungry eyes", I am totally confused.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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If the world is your oyster, are you are pearl? I don't get it.
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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If you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk.
of 33 votes, 48% like it
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In my dreams, sleeping is a sport.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Instant class. Just add monocle.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Instant coolness. Just add sunglasses.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Instant idiot. Just add beer.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Is it wrong that a child's laughter make me cringe?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Is it wrong that a child's laughter makes me cringe?
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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It it was raining cats and dogs, an umbrella would be useless.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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It's what's on the inside that counts. Without organs you die.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Just because I'm grouchy, doesn't mean I live in a trashcan.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Laughing children make me feel awkward. Are they laughing at me?
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Less children are eaten when the lights are on.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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Let's skip and hold hands!
of 88 votes, 48% like it
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Letting the cat out of the bag is easier than putting it back in.
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Gravity does.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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Love is always the answer. But not when the question is 1 + 1.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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My friend kicked the bucket last night. He really hurt his foot.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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My imaginary friend doesn't think I'm crazy.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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My job would be cool if I was a candy taster.
of 20 votes, 30% like it
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My other shirt might be made of gold. I also might lie sometimes.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Ninjas are just people in black track suits shouting hyaaaaaaaaa!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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Ninjas are just people in black track suits shouting hyaaaaaaaaa!
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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No, negativity isn't a bad thing. Nope. Never. No way.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
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Nothing is more surprising than a hug from a naked stranger.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Nothing is more surprising than a naked hug from a stranger.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
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One day I ate a vacuum. It tasted pretty and I was stupid. Random
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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People love me for my charm. My cat loves me because I feed it.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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People love me for my charm. My loves me because I feed it.
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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People love me for my sparkling personality, not my unique smell.
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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People think think i am sweet because I give them candy.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Random love usually ends in violence.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Randomness is best when consistent. Purple dung beetle cookie.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
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Sand at the beach. Making its way into your swimsuit since 1920.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Sand. Making you itch at the beach since the dawn of time.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Santa's nothing but a fat jerk in a red hat who brings me coal.
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Sarcasm; Totally destroying sincerity for everyone.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Small things make me happy. Like diamonds.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Snowmen always give me the cold shoulder.
of 34 votes, 38% like it
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Some people mistake my sarcasm for charm. Have a super nice day.
of 33 votes, 39% like it
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Some people think I'm crazy. My imaginary friend doesn't think so
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Someone tell me what's lucky about having a horseshoe up my butt?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Sometimes I am indecisive. Not I'm not!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Sorry, but I hate hugging.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Swimming with the fishes isn't so bad. Unless they're big sharks.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Swimming with the fishes isn't so bad.Unless the fish are sharks.
of 63 votes, 44% like it
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Taking out the trash does not mean entertain my girlfriend
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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The cat came back, the very next day. But forgot why.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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The homing Pigeon.
The original GPS.
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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The mind is a terrible thing to waste....on porn.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The never ending story seemed like a good idea at the time.
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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The only thing to fear is fear itself. And rabid monkeys.
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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The world is your toilet....If you were a dog.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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There is no "I" in team, because I am not on your team.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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There is no such thing as forever. Live for today.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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This shirt makes a statement.The statement is I'm wearing a shirt
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Wearing a cape makes everyday more fun!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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What am I talking about? And who is Willis?
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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When I wish upon a star, I wish I am far away from it.
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Why are hot dogs called hot dogs? Why not hot cats? Or hot rats?
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Why would anyone try to catch a falling star?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Words are awsome because they say stuff and tell me things.
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Words are cool. This slogan wouldn't exist without them.
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Words are cool.They made this sentence that makes this shirt cool
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Yes I'm a klepto and yes, this is your shirt.
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Yes, I'm a kleptomaniac. And yes, this is your shirt.
of 130 votes, 74% like it
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awesome! Thanks Morkki!
