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nonbloggerholly aka kyootcherrypuppy is a 24.44 year old girl, has been a member since November 3, 2008, has scored 68,645 submissions, giving an average score of 2.39, helping 670 designs get printed.

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Jan 04 '12 by nonbloggerholly
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somebody please hire me!

I'm dying to quit my job before I end up slappin' some bitches, but I can't cause I'm broke and I haven't been able to find a new job yet .

iPear on Jan 04 '12 at 11:18am

Let's start a business.

we rate burgers.

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 11:19am

we could travel everywhere and eat all the burgers

PEOPLE WILL GIVE US BURGERS FOR FREE!

Chipmnk on Jan 04 '12 at 11:32am

I think that's what Guy Fieri does. Just kill him and I think yo uget his job. It's like Highlander.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Jan 04 '12 at 11:36am

Even if it doesn't work like that, just kill him.

Maltzmania on Jan 04 '12 at 11:36am

Yo Uget sounds like a cool name

Manupix on Jan 04 '12 at 11:46am

Let's start a business.

We slap bitches.

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 11:47am

But I don't want to be Guy Fieri!

Chipmnk on Jan 04 '12 at 11:48am

Too late, it's already begun.

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 11:52am

Nooooo! All that time spent trying not to be a douche, wasted.

Torakamikaze on Jan 04 '12 at 12:04pm

Man... Im in the exact same situation

Can I be in the burgerbiz?

Ryder Revolution on Jan 04 '12 at 12:06pm

How good are you at back rubs?

iPear on Jan 04 '12 at 12:08pm

WE ARE GAY FIRES

iPear on Jan 04 '12 at 12:10pm

We just go to places and eat burgers that people have bought and then tell them of they were good, then they can buy another burger and be assured and thankful for us.

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 12:11pm

Tora, direct that question to our head of HR

shirtflirt on Jan 04 '12 at 12:12pm

i'd hire you as a farmhand but we don't have a farm yet

tracerbullet on Jan 04 '12 at 12:13pm

HEY I'M GUY FIERI AND WE'RE ROLLIN' OUT!

Torakamikaze on Jan 04 '12 at 12:14pm

Hi. I Guy. Your burger has a good feel and taste. There is good bun ratio. Your burger has great ratio. I will give you 6 GuyYesMarks.

Get more to eat sometime? Recommended!

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 12:21pm

you got the job!

Steve The Great on Jan 04 '12 at 1:55pm

toopersent on Jan 04 '12 at 2:00pm

Got your nose!

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 2:04pm

Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 3:27pm

I made this for guys for cheering me up today

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 3:27pm

gahh

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 3:28pm

i spell Fieri wrong, cause eff him!

toopersent on Jan 04 '12 at 3:36pm

Dang, Omair looks sessy.

iPear on Jan 04 '12 at 4:42pm

DAMN THAT BURGER GOT ME SWOLE.

here is an example of my work:

"Hello did you order this burger? Okay, well, this burger was not a good burger. What kind of stupid fuck burger is this lol. this isn't a burger this is a fish sandwich. Fuck this burger 2/10 flavors. I'm now your dad"

I currently am the father of 81 people.

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 5:58pm

burgerdaddy!

pyr4lis on Jan 04 '12 at 6:27pm

what do you do? still working at the gallery or whatever it was?

I need someone to come and mix cement and pour my sculpture moulds for me lol... I'm also going to need someone to fix up my half finished e commerce site and redesign it for my sculpture products.

I'm also going to have to find a business partner to do the business'y parts of it too *sigh* I can't think numbers or business licensing or taxes or marketing bleh.

Unfortunately I can't afford to pay anyone to do these things till I get the business going.. so yeah it won't solve your problem at all.

Manupix on Jan 04 '12 at 6:45pm

I need someone to come and mix cement

I'do that. There's probably an ocean between us though. Not so practical.

Bio-bot 9000 on Jan 04 '12 at 6:49pm

OMG pizza place! Traylor Howard *sigh*

nonbloggerholly on Jan 04 '12 at 7:04pm

Hehehe, I've never worked at a gallery. i work at a ServiceMaster doing billing.It's boring shit.

pyr4lis on Jan 04 '12 at 7:18pm

@ holly - ahh well i took a guess!

@ manupix - lol yeah that probably wouldn't be practical. I can do it myself but i hate it. I'd rather sculpt than pour moulds :/

Steve The Great on Jan 04 '12 at 7:31pm

I'd totally do it if you let me drive your car, lori.

toopersent on Jan 04 '12 at 8:49pm

I just so happen to be having a degree in business'y.

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Nonbloggerholly hangs out with intelligent rappers, and she doesn't wear bling, because she shines already.

iPear on Feb 20 '09 at 2:27pm
Nonbloggerholly, you would probably be a majestic as fuck butterfly. One of those bad ass butterflies that have extreme as fuck printing on their wings so that int he woods when they're just chilling and extracting pollin from trees and leaves and shit, and their wings are spread out, it looks like some bad ass animal eyes. So like if a tiger is just like 'I'm hungry as fuck for a butterfly" he'll be hunting and stuff, and thinking he's about to get you, and then bam, he sees these fierce ass eyes looking back at him, and he's like "woah, sorry other tiger or predator homey, my bad, this is your territory" and he backs off. But you just go back to eating pollen and having caterpillar kids everywhere.

Jackanapes mk.II on Jun 22 '09 at 1:21pm
Damn, I want to hang out with Holly some time. I imagine we'd just get high, eat chocolate, and talk about boobs.

That pretty much sounds like the best day ever.

iPear on Nov 06 '10 at 3:29pm
I bet holly is like sweet kyoot, like cherry puppy. kyootcherrypuppysokyootwanttohugitgivekissonforehead

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