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chancery
aka tonya riley is a girl, has been a member since November 2, 2008, has scored 141 submissions, giving an average score of 1.86, helping 0 designs get printed.
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A Car Killed My Cat, Curiosity Gave Me This Eye Patch
of 42 votes, 40% like it
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Beating A Dead Horse is Zombie Animal Cruelty
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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hormones: the only known cure to cooties
of 55 votes, 62% like it
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A shot in the dark is only risky without night vision goggles
of 94 votes, 70% like it
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The road less traveled is poorly lit and full of bad analogies.
of 97 votes, 73% like it
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Spelling bees are pretty smart insects
of 84 votes, 67% like it
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Pity Party At My House, Because Misery Loves Company
of 61 votes, 51% like it
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It's not such a small world if you include other dimensions
of 93 votes, 78% like it
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Monkey Business Is An Evolutionary Step Down From Human Business
of 58 votes, 47% like it
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If Money Doesn't Grow On Tress, Why Do Banks Have Branches?
of 86 votes, 73% like it
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Variety Is The Spice Of Life; Poison Is The Spice Of Death
of 80 votes, 69% like it
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I Have Van Gogh's Ear for Music
of 76 votes, 70% like it
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It Takes Two To Tango, But Only One To Do The Robot
of 87 votes, 74% like it
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Blood Is Thicker Than Water, But So Is Maple Syrup
of 73 votes, 71% like it
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If We're All In The Same Boat Then Of course It's Going To Sink
of 84 votes, 77% like it
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Euphemisms: When Pantomimes Are Just Too Obvious
of 61 votes, 56% like it
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Balloons: Kites for Lazy People
of 79 votes, 70% like it
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I'm not shallow, you just have bad depth perception.
of 82 votes, 65% like it
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Smoking is hazardous to your health, especially if you're on fire
of 62 votes, 45% like it
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I came for the food, but I stayed for the piñata.
of 60 votes, 45% like it
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Don't Get Mad, Get a Thesaurus and Get Angry!
of 78 votes, 58% like it
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I have no tolerance for intolerance
of 71 votes, 63% like it
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one man's art is another man's macaroni salad
of 68 votes, 44% like it
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nothing: it rhymes with orange
of 79 votes, 56% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Not doing Jack" sounds a lot more awkward now
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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"Not doing Jack" sounds a lot more awkward when you're
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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"Not doing Jack" sounds a lot more awkward when your ol
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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"Not doing Jack" sounds a lot more awkward when your ol
of 2 votes, 0% like it
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A dime a dozen is quite the steal.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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A Shot in the Dark can be Dangerous
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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A Sun Can't Change His Spots
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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Bachelor #3:
Ice Palace or Sand Castle?
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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Being Head Over Heels Can Make You Really Dizzy!
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Clouds: Nature's Sunglasses
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Don't go Cow Tipping if You're Gonna Cry Over Spilt Milk
of 25 votes, 28% like it
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Don't We All Think With Our Chin Rested on Our Hand?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Even high fives are getting more expensive...
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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Even my tea is GREEN
of 21 votes, 33% like it
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Exams Make Me Testy
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Excuse my swearing, it's actually French.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Fleece: Wool for Vegans
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Global Warming could have prevented the Titanic...
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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good twins do exist (somewhere... locked in a dark trunk...)
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Hokey Pokeyers Anonymous: A Place To Turn Yourself Around
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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I hate misanthropes...no, I just hate everything.
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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I wish flies dropped like people.
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm Not Being Negative When I Say You're A Zero
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not tone deaf, I just can't identify changes in musical pitch
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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If you cut to the chase the movie is to short.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Is it really a good idea if you have to ask me?
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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It's not my fault I was written as a tragic hero!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Knitting needles are sew pointless
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Misery loves company... so you wanna hang out this weekend?
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Must Decode For Actual Slogan
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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My shoes have got rhythm and sole.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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Salt meet Wound
of 10 votes, 10% like it
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Subliminal Messaging (you must destroy!) Made Me Do It
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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The Hokey Pokey:
A Reason To Turn Yourself Around
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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The market for fools gold is actually quite lucrative, I swear!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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This Shirt Advertises Consumerism
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Trees: All Bark And No Bite
of 14 votes, 21% like it
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Verbing Is So Adjective!
of 55 votes, 44% like it
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You'd look better if you had more pixels
of 66 votes, 44% like it
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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