Steelplate
aka The Revolution is a boy, has been a member since October 30, 2008, has scored 1349 submissions, giving an average score of 3.40.
In the event of Zombies, wear a helmet.
of 30 votes, 27% like it
More often than not, that's not what she said.
of 41 votes, 41% like it
Serial Killers: Not Morning People.
of 40 votes, 43% like it
Pessimists and Optimists clearly have a drinking problem.
of 42 votes, 55% like it
Dance like nobodies watching, but this time, do it slower.
of 28 votes, 25% like it
When life gives you eggplants, go back and rethink your metaphor.
of 66 votes, 56% like it
Photons are neither here nor there.
of 59 votes, 59% like it
Blind Psychics have a 5th sense.
of 82 votes, 73% like it
Killer Whales: Life and Death’s never been so Black and White.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
I want to Rock n’ Roll all night, but I have to work tomorrow.
of 80 votes, 61% like it
Ceiling fans: The bedroom trampolinist’s only enemy.
of 77 votes, 56% like it
Being bad to the bone is a clear sign of osteoporosis.
of 95 votes, 74% like it
Pessimistics and Optimistics clearly have a drinking problem.
of 56 votes, 54% like it
Nuclear Winter is no time to go sledding.
of 14 votes, 21% like it
A political party isn't as fun as it sounds.
of 80 votes, 74% like it
My life story needs more explosions and car chases.
of 69 votes, 64% like it
Parachute pants are no substitute for actual parachutes.
of 74 votes, 64% like it
Walk a mile in someone elses shoes, run if you also have their TV
of 80 votes, 75% like it
This is all leading to my season finale.
of 54 votes, 52% like it
Mathamaticians never drink and divide.
of 25 votes, 44% like it
Walking on sunshine could prove fatal.
of 83 votes, 67% like it
Warning: Kicks to the ribs may contain serious side effects.
of 7 votes, 71% like it
Top Hats: The classy way to be evil.
of 74 votes, 64% like it
Your favourite bands earlier stuff was better.
of 79 votes, 52% like it
I have this recurring dream where the same thing keeps happening.
of 80 votes, 74% like it
My kung fu is strong, My movie rentals are many.
of 63 votes, 56% like it
Mixing metaphors is easy, it's not Rocket Surgery.
of 92 votes, 71% like it
Preparing to charge: Charging(uv ink) / Charged(glow ink)
of 68 votes, 47% like it
Venus Fly Traps get me all nostalgic for the Mushroom Kingdom.
of 27 votes, 26% like it
Charging(uv ink) / Charged(glow ink)
of 69 votes, 49% like it
Rules were made to be broken, then again I've always been clumsy.
of 56 votes, 63% like it
Legwarmers are a clear sign that she's a maniac.
of 36 votes, 39% like it
How can it be lost AND found?
of 75 votes, 55% like it
Serial Killers: Ironically Not Morning People
of 74 votes, 54% like it
I remember when "Retro" was based on the 50's.
of 70 votes, 51% like it
My entrances could benefit from theme music.
of 71 votes, 59% like it
Back in my day we had to walk an exaggerated distance.
of 94 votes, 76% like it
Video games don't kill people, but they did improve my aim.
of 87 votes, 74% like it
Geology 'n' Physics: The Original Rock 'n' Roll.
of 89 votes, 64% like it
(on back) If you can read this, roll me over. (on front) Thanks.
of 68 votes, 54% like it
Toxic Waste gave me Super Powers, and a weird rash.
of 80 votes, 55% like it
I like to keep people guessing. Or do I?
of 70 votes, 63% like it
It's not all Black and White, unless you're a Colorblind Zebra
of 33 votes, 24% like it
Oddly Enough, Most Astronauts Can't Moonwalk.
of 96 votes, 66% like it
Aren't rhetorical questions just the worst?
of 76 votes, 54% like it
Pants are beneath me.
of 77 votes, 51% like it
Let's be adult and settle this with a game of Hide & Seek.
of 71 votes, 49% like it
Let's make like bananas and be a great source of potassium.
of 71 votes, 51% like it
If it's alright with you, I'd like to be more rebelious.
of 71 votes, 49% like it
(cue tumbleweed)
of 45 votes, 31% like it
Sometimes I make sense, other times watermelon.
of 72 votes, 53% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
*conditions apply.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
An obstructed left ventricle is rather disheartening.
of 24 votes, 38% like it
Apathy: I'd explain it if I cared.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
Bad Guys should deal with the Meddling Kids first.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
Being retrospective has nothing to do with old video game logos.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
Bet you a bajillion dollars I know a lot about money.
of 43 votes, 44% like it
Dance like nobodys watching, from out there in the bushes.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
Day Light Savings Bring Me No Interest
of 35 votes, 37% like it
Doesn’t hilarious sound funny to you?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
Dramatic bomb technicians always leave things til the last second
of 32 votes, 38% like it
Everyone thinks I have some ulterior motive. Hug?
of 8 votes, 13% like it
Free School! (some assembly required)
of 7 votes, 14% like it
Full Stops. Make Things. Dramatic.
of 39 votes, 36% like it
Funny walks only work in sketches.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
Gravity keeps weighing me down.
of 10 votes, 20% like it
I could rule the world, but I have a problem with authority.
of 37 votes, 35% like it
I Had A Brain Wave This Morning... None Survived.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
I learnt about explosives from watching a coyote chase an ostrich
of 63 votes, 48% like it
I liked the Japanese version of that Horror film better.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
I never seem to finish anyth
of 50 votes, 48% like it
I sneak into kids movies.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
I wish my street had more muppets.
of 2 votes, 50% like it
I'll save for a rainy day, then buy an umbrella.
of 51 votes, 47% like it
I'm terrible at jokes. Get it?
of 14 votes, 14% like it
I'm unsure about how much I hate indecisive people.
of 63 votes, 49% like it
In the event of a catastrophic orbital shift, wear sunscreen.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
In the event of violent orbital shift, wear sunscreen.
of 6 votes, 33% like it
In the event of Zombie Apocolypse, wear a helmet.
of 54 votes, 44% like it
is currently having their shirt read.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
Let me be Frank. You can be whoever you want.
of 51 votes, 39% like it
Let's fight, but I warn you, I'm not above squealing like a girl.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Let's Shake Hands & Pretend We Know Each Other.
of 67 votes, 49% like it
Like most, I enjoy the odd bit of word makeuperification.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
Listen close, I have my own theme music.
of 21 votes, 38% like it
Most hedgehogs are slow, not blue and far more popular.
of 7 votes, 14% like it
My life story is nothing but explosions and car chases.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
My life story will be better explained in the sequel.
of 11 votes, 27% like it
My life story will be even better in the sequel.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
No one ever calls on the Guitar Heroes.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
Now is the winter of our discontent. Buy a blanket.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Of all the words on all the shirts, you had to go and read mine.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Only Accidental Heroes wear Towel Capes
of 41 votes, 46% like it
Parachute pants are no substitute for an actual parachute.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
People always think I have some ulterior motive... Hug?
of 18 votes, 17% like it
Rigamortis Gets Me Hard
of 38 votes, 8% like it
See, this is why I never go outside.
of 19 votes, 37% like it
Spare a thought for the Moon, it's hard living in Earth's Shadow.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
Thankfully, you don't need a passport to visit Margaritaville.
of 26 votes, 38% like it
The application of this shirt goes right over my head.
of 23 votes, 30% like it
The best bad guys wore top hats.
of 59 votes, 47% like it
The Sun (normal font) IT BURNS!!(uv ink)
of 57 votes, 47% like it
Theories always have something to Prove.
of 40 votes, 33% like it
There's A Ninja Somewhere On My Shirt
of 44 votes, 34% like it
This war between Pirates and Ninjas has been greatly exaggerated
of 61 votes, 46% like it
Truth be told, I'm a liar.
of 60 votes, 47% like it
Walking on sunshine could cause a fatal tan.
of 50 votes, 44% like it
Warning: A kick to the ribs may contain serious side effects.
of 31 votes, 29% like it
When I rule the world, I'm totally having a Volcano Lair.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
Why don't you make like a tree and convert light into energy?
of 23 votes, 30% like it
Yellowcake Uranium isn't as delicious as it sounds.
of 38 votes, 39% like it
http://threadless.com/profile/824872/Steelplate
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want
free money .
I'm large, loud and loving life... That's about all that needs to be said about me but I'll tell ya, this whole designing thing has bitten me like a bug and I can't help but scratch this creative itch.
Peace!
