Here it is, I know you've been waiting for it! Here is my NUMBER ONE PICKS FROM MY TOP TEN FAVOURITE SLOGANEERS!! In this list is the "cream of the crop" (I don't speak French, I ain't typing it either) as chosen by me and a jury of people that look eerily similar to me but probably dress better.

"The Platypus: Nature's Version Of An Awkward Teenager" - Maltzmania

"Gravity: The Force Is Strong With This One." - FRICKINAWESOME

"Sometimes I bump into walls in search for the hidden level." - Colorfool

"When your Guitar is on Fire, Stop, Rock, and Roll." - Krimson

"Starting a candy business out of my van had unexpected downsides" - Rossmat8

"Walk like an Egyptian. Run like a Kenyan." - Caleb11

"Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe." - jaywalkergraphics

"I suppress my feelings too but you don't see me crying about it." - Bio_bot_9000

"Couches Are My Comfort Zone." - PuppetMeat

"Time Travel Got Me Where I Am Tomorrow." - Krokun

Go vote for them so that I may parade around with large smiles on my many faces (and if you'd like, vote some of mine too).