Threadless.com - Best t-shirts in the world
Type Tees - Amazing tees created from submitted slogans!
The Select Series - Artist edition limited invite only tee shirt designs
Threadless Kids - Designer kids & baby clothing
ORDER STATUS | SERVICE & HELP
Steelplate
Steelplate aka The Revolution is a boy, has been a member since October 30, 2008, has scored 1350 submissions, giving an average score of 3.40.
  May 18 '09 by Steelplate        15 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Holy Squirrell Nuts, I'm sick of work!!
I don't have much to say here, thanks largely to the fact that Twitter and Facebook have condensed me down to a 160 character wonder, but GOD DAMMIT!!! I am so sick of working late I swear I'm -this- close to just slamming a car door on my hands and demanding the time off.

I'll need help, I can't slam a door on my hands by myself.

We're friends.

Who's willing to break my hands in a car door?

jamesf
jamesf on May 18 '09 at 3:58am
can't you just say you've got the sniffles? like a real man would
Steelplate
Steelplate on May 18 '09 at 4:00am
Sniffles don't fly, they'll still ask me to work if I've got the sniffles (yeah, we're THAT under deadline). But if I break my hands, then there's no options!

IT'S GENIUS!!

Of course eating popcorn is going to be an issue :S
jamesf
jamesf on May 18 '09 at 4:14am
you could try upgrading sniffles to swine flu. but if that ain't gonna fly it's gotta be the hands and a nosebag for the popcorn
5 days later
jess4002
jess4002 on May 23 '09 at 4:44pm
yahoo! congrats on the print! :D
Steelplate
Steelplate on May 25 '09 at 4:15am
Thanks much Jess! :D
blitzspeed
blitzspeed on May 25 '09 at 10:11am
Hey dude, got sucked in to this site again so i ended up voting on your slogs - got some firepower there. You bring the "Truth be told..." back in man! And congrats on the print too
Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila on May 25 '09 at 11:45am
I'll need help, I can't slam a door on my hands by myself.
What are you talking about?
I've been able to accomplish that feat.
Steelplate
Steelplate on May 25 '09 at 4:57pm
Mya... Both hands?

And thanks Blitzy :D
JBWell
JBWell on May 26 '09 at 3:22pm
CONGRATS on the Shirt!! It's great to see a slogan I've seen before make it!

Everyone that has ever slammed their hands in a car door, raise your right hand-er- or left!
It took me only one time to know I shouldn't ever do it again.
HorsefaceDee
HorsefaceDee on May 26 '09 at 3:29pm
yay a print!!!! makes up fro working late i bet!
Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila on May 26 '09 at 3:49pm
Steelplate on May 25 '09 at 4:57pm
Mya... Both hands?

And thanks Blitzy :D
My appologies. I read that as only one hand.
Good luck with that.
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on May 26 '09 at 3:51pm
You could do both hands. Just slam the door with your foot.
3 days later
blitzspeed
blitzspeed on May 30 '09 at 3:16am
Wow, did i actually give some good slog advice with the Truth be told, I'm a liar. thing??

Nice to see it getting close to breaking the half way barrier. Up to date with your page. How's it hanging dude?
T-Lou
T-Lou on May 30 '09 at 4:08am
Get a People Mover! It's easy to do both hands - just park on a hill, get in position and let the rear sliding door smash closed! Presto. Day off work...maybe even more!

btw you can borrow mine if you like and I don't live far from Qld border either ;)
T-Lou
T-Lou on May 30 '09 at 4:09am
I forgot to mention - that I have done exacty that.
Only it was one finger and it wasn't intentional.
You must be logged in to leave a comment.
Check me winner 1
FROM TYPETEES
Only
$10
Go to
TypeTees

My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

My designs
→ All of my designs

All about me
I'm large, loud and loving life... That's about all that needs to be said about me but I'll tell ya, this whole designing thing has bitten me like a bug and I can't help but scratch this creative itch.

Peace!