All this shirt needs now is a cool slogan.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck...I give up
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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This is better than staring right into the sun. (bright shirt)
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Economy would be better, if money grew on trees.
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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I'm from that awesome place on this planet.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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When the Hulk goes green, he destroys the earth!
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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If money grew on trees hippies would be rich.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Life comes with great choices! (and very small print)
of 16 votes, 13% like it
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Money isn’t the answer, but it does help the odds.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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I talk with trendy words.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I just realized how good I look in this T-shirt.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Stop Aging, it kills people.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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Go ahead, steal quotes from movies, they steal quotes from us.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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At laest mi goood at Spilleng!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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Paparazzi's flock towards cool T-shirt like this.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My Ideas never make it onto T-shirts.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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For those open to suggestions, buying this shirt would be one.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I opened Pandora's Box, and all I found was IOU's.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I think some_ _ _ _
is Missing?
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Humor comes in many forms, take this shirt for example.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Tip for the day: Don't Forget your Pants!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Years may go by, but this shirt will still make me look good.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Yes I live around here, but don't ask me for directions.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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If time were in a bottle, time travel would be possible.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Life looks a lot a better in HD.!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Let the good times roll, like a...wheel...that rolls....yeah.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Count me In....What are we Doing?
of 29 votes, 28% like it
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Caution: I Do Not Mix Well With Other People.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Im hard to figure out cuz Im trying to figure out everybody else
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Follow Your Heart, Not the person in Front of You.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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That's Right it's Copywhited (C), Crap did I just say CopyWhited?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I' am here to save your day!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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I lie to myself all the time.
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Is This Original Enough For You.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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If Coffee and Sleep were to fight, I wonder who would win?
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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If I start skipping don't hit me.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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I'm Old...in Dog years.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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I'm out of Ideas.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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SOUND ON / OFF.
I can be annoying sometimes.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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It's Magically Suspicious!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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If I speak in a British accent , because Im trying to impress you
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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New stuff is just old stuff with paint thrown on it.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I could go for some java script and some popTarts();
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Do I ask too many rhetorical Questions?
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I break the Ice the old fashioned way, with an Ice pick.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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I live life on the Edge, I just have to keep my balance.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I don't wear Ties, but I still look Professional.
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Original Ideas are Overrated,I just want to hear something funny
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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...Oh,I just got the point of your shirt Its not as funny as mine
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Before Reading, you must agree to the Legal Terms.[ ]
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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Tshirts Tell you A lot about people This one tells you Jack Squat
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Life's PieGraph
40%Sleep 30%Work 25%Plessure 5%I ate for Dinner
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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(back)A mass of People are following me
(Front)I must be Famous!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Good Things Don't Come in Small Things, They Come in Bundles.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I could go for Some Green Eggs and Ham right now.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'm a positive role model, I just do Stupid Things.
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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I steal Thought Bubbles for a Living
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Texting-Lost in Translation.
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Sorry, I don't Speak Acronym-ese.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I have a Bad Rep From the Internet.
I should talk to real people
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Wookie want a Cookie.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Kiss Me, I'm...a Mixed Culture.
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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If this was original "it" wouldn't be put in quotes.
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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"If this was original it wouldn't be put in quotes."
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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A is for Arsonist, B is for Butcher, C is for Comic Relief.
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Jack of all Trades, Master at Everything
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I claimed that already...(front)
Licked it too.(back)
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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You Tube Star(Front)
Fred's got nothing on me!(back)
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Take a picture, It last longer.
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Loins and Tigers and Repo men, OH MY!
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Loins and Tigers and Repo men, Oh Crap!
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Me Lucky Shirt.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
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Watch out buddy, I take Yoga.
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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Look on Back(front) Look on Front...Ha Gotcha.(back)
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Look on Back(front)
Look on Front(back)
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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(front)Contest Winner!
(back)you pick the contest.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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My glass used to be full, until I spilled half of it.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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My glass used yo be full, until I spilled half of it.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Don't mix your whites with your colors.(discolored shirt)
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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(front)Monotone people annoy me...(back)WOW.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Monotone people bother me...wow.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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True Rednecks eat Roadkill, and use their engine to keep it warm
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Hug me, I'm clean.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Watch whales which wastes witless wombats.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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You Hide, I'll Seek. 1...2...3...Thank God they're gone.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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You Hide, I'll Seek. 1...2..3...Thank God they're gone.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Surprise Disguise!
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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This is my Surprise Disguise
of 35 votes, 6% like it
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I used to be a lucky number, until I hit 50.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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Follow Rules...(front)
Until they start following you(back)
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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(front)I'm a Pro...
(back) grammer
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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I'm a Pro...grammer.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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My name is Jack would you like some Lumber.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Good comes in two forms, me and you.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Trends were made using this shirt.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I would point you in the right direction, but I'm lost myself
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a Zoo Guide in a world of animals.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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You hug nature, I crap on it.
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Going once, going twice, Going Thrice.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Going once, going twice, sold to the Highest Bidder.
of 31 votes, 0% like it
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Going, Going, Gone...
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Clever Inside.
of 31 votes, 23% like it
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|I read| outside of the lines.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I |read| outside of the lines.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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EcoNoM(one)y
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Known Facts are never really Known Fully.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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I live with my parents...but I'm the one with the house
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Tried out for the Oylimpics,obviously they knew i was too Good.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Huge opportunity Here...
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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S.A.S.
Sell All Stocks
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Same Old Crap
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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I'm Tired of hearing about this shirt!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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I'm Tired of hearing about "this shirt"
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Clocks only tell you the time, not the answers to life.
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Sown, quilted, and tailored just for me.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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I nickname everybody, usually it's not something nice.
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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Clocks only tell you the time, not answer your questions.
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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Follow Your Heart, Not Me.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Follow Heart your Heart, Not what this T-shirt says.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Laugh at Everything, It makes people think your crazy.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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Laugh at Everything, It makes people think you crazy.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Life is like a Fortune Cookie, You never know when You'll crack.
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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This Shirt was made From Recycled Fortunes. (back) lottery number
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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This Shirt was made From Recycled Fortunes.
back) 3 31 7 19 5 46
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Help Me, Not Help You.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty full.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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Don't worry mom this shirt didn't cost me too much
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I'll budget your money, with a interest of 99.9%
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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This Ain't Funny, Sunny.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Sever never clever ever!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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>:( Don't get Mad, Get Sad :(
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Voice the People, not the Peeps.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Hello World, Today is just another Kick in The Pants.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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HISTORY-def. Hi Story!
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Anybody want some Hemp Milk?
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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HISTORY-def.
Hi Story
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Treadless-Boots No More
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Treadless-Shoes No More
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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This is not a Knock-Off Brand, but it cost the same.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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MY LIFE: eat, sleep, work, PARTY!
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I'm just Too MUCH Good Stuff.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I have a Whale of a Tale.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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O:)<Shoulder Angel | Shoulder Devil>}:(
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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ME+THIS SHIRT= A PERSON IN A SHIRT
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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ME+THIS SHIRT= A FREAKIN MODEL.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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If convulsions occur, don't worry that's how I dance.
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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CAUTION:
Keep 5 foot radius away I tend to spit when I talk
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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If convulsions occur, don't worry thats how I dance.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I have no Social Life, but at least somebody's reading my shirt
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Shirt for Sale: good condition, vintage, looks great on me
of 23 votes, 30% like it
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Your just jealous of my new shirt.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Dont read my shirt like that!
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Hey stop pickin your nose, that just gross.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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What Luck your Here.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Is how you spell stoopid?
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Man and I thought I was Ugly
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I live in a vicious cycle I should switch to living in the Dryer
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I live in a viscous cycle, I should switch to living in the Dryer
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Back In my Day the World was Black and White
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Homeless,Jobless, Need Food, Need Money, Need more Excuses.
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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LOOK HERE------->O It's my bellybutton
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Shh...Can't you see Im sleeping.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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You got something on your face, Oh that is your face
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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Con-Artist In Training
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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Yes I take Debit/Credit.
All I need is you signature and Pin
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Just between you and me, but I just let out a demon of a smell
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Just between you and me, but I let one rip.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Less Thread than you thought, aye
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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2 problems with you you read this shirt, your looking at my chest
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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2 problems with you you read this shirt,you looking at my chest
of 24 votes, 0% like it
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Anybody want to play a BOREDgame?
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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Anybody want to play a BOREDgame
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Heros look a lot like me.
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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My mouth speaks words of wisdom, but everybody says its just dom
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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I don't know how to rhyme!...Could you tell me the Time?
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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The North Pole needs more people like you
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I'm
Captain
Thunder Pants
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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You Think This is Funny...Gotcha!
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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I used to wear no shirt at all...until I got fat
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I Came Prepared
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Medieval Underwear Hurt
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Medieval Times of Chivalry
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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Happy Hands for the Homeless
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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Oh yeah, I can Text 70 LOL's per Sec
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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Oh yeah, i can TXT 70 LOL's per Sec
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Rock that Whammy Bar!
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Rock that whammy bar.
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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Wait...slow down so I have a chance to run away.
of 26 votes, 23% like it
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When I look into your eyes I see the reflection of myself
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I'll shop till I drop...Dead
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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I shop till I drop...dead
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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GEE GOLLY AND I THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Whhiskey!
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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Follow me...I'm Lost
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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Do I look like a Tree, stop hugging me.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I live in a village, but i'm the only one there.
of 23 votes, 0% like it
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My Fellow Americans...I'm going commando today.
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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This shirt is copywrited, but i'm a pirate.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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EARTHQUAKE! Oh, it's just a fart from that large man next to me
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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EARTHQUAKE! Oh, it's just a text message.
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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EARTHQUAKE! Oh, It's just a text message from my mom.
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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EARTHQUAKE! Oh, thats just my cellphone ringing
of 25 votes, 0% like it
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EARTHQUAKE! Oh thats just my cellphone
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Why do lumbermen and Hippies Fight? They both Hug Trees
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Why do lumbermen and hippies fight, they both hug trees
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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LOOK AT ME, I DRAW TO MUCH ATTENTION TO myself
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Hold on a Sec, my shoulder angel and devil are duking it out
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Hold on, my shoulder angel and devil are duk'in it out.
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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If I were you I would move, there's a lot coming by.
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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Smell that, that's the smell of a Battle Axe.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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I'm a Battle Axe!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Ugly isn't a character trait, its just Ugly.
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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Take it from me, you look as bad i do
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I Look good in Mirrors.
uoy ylgu!
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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If you give me 5 bucks I'll stop bothering you.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Emo people make me laugh.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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All I need is a fake mustache.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Ugly People Be Warned: I state the obvious.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Im Nude No More
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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SRORRIM FO TNORF NI TOIDI NA EKIL KOOL I(read backwards)
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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Shh...Im trying to listen to my conscience
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Give me a second to process your stupid comeback.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Back off, I had beans for breakfast.
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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